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		<title>10 Things You Get To Hear When You Are An Engineering Student</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anish Mohanty]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2018 13:45:03 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p><img width="647" height="399" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/great-indian-obsession.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="Engineering student" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" fetchpriority="high" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/great-indian-obsession.jpg 647w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/great-indian-obsession-95x60.jpg 95w" sizes="(max-width: 647px) 100vw, 647px" />Engineering student &#8211; India has no dearth of young people vying to be engineers. In fact, every second person you meet is either studying to become an engineer or is already an engineer. Most of the middle-class parents think that being an engineer is a sure-shot way for their children to do well in life. [&#8230;]</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img width="647" height="399" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/great-indian-obsession.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="Engineering student" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/great-indian-obsession.jpg 647w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/great-indian-obsession-95x60.jpg 95w" sizes="(max-width: 647px) 100vw, 647px" /><p>Engineering student &#8211; India has no dearth of young people vying to be engineers.</p>
<p>In fact, every second person you meet is either studying to become an engineer or is already an engineer. Most of the middle-class parents think that being an engineer is a sure-shot way for their children to do well in life. While there are certain things you feel proud about when you are an engineering student, there are a few things that you are fed up of haring as well.</p>
<p>Most of us have this habit of stereotyping or generalising people to an extent that it starts annoying them.</p>
<p>As an engineering student, you get hear a few good and some unflattering things.</p>
<p><strong>When you are an Engineering student &#8211; </strong></p>
<ol>
<li><strong> Are you an IITian?</strong></li>
</ol>
<p>Being a student of any of the branches of Indian Institute of Technology or IIT, India’s premier engineering institute is a matter of pride. But, only a few crack the excruciatingly difficult entrance exams and manage to get into IIT. The lesser mortals end up studying in different colleges. Of course, there is not a death of engineering colleges, so anybody want to get into engineering will find a seat in one of them. But, people need to stop asking engineering students whether they are from IIT because, hey, not everybody gets into it.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-58423" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/iit.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="219" /></p>
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<li><strong> You must be a porn addict</strong></li>
</ol>
<p>Engineering students lead a stressful life. Classes, assignments, projects, dissertations – they are always dealing with different things at once. The academic pressure takes a toll on them. So, people tend to believe the one thing they must be doing in abundance to release that stress is watching porn.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-58425" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/pornaddiction.jpg" alt="Engineering student" width="600" height="300" /></p>
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<li><strong> You must go to a better college</strong></li>
</ol>
<p>Everybody wants to get into a good college. Nobody wants to study in a mediocre college. But, friends and relatives often tell them to get into a ‘better’ college. Well, this is something they know already and are trying for the same. There are several entrance exams that determine which college you will eventually get into. Only you know what goes into preparing for these exams. The people, who give you advice on everything, will not sit for them.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-58419" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/bettercollege.jpg" alt="Engineering student" width="600" height="277" /></p>
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<li><strong> Stop wasting time</strong></li>
</ol>
<p>One thing you hear all the time is not to waste time. The whole world thinks you are young, so you will engage yourself in unproductive things that will take you away from your duties. You must tell them that while you are a sincere student, you need some time off from studies to rejuvenate yourself and then, start afresh.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-58427" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/stopwastingtime.jpg" alt="Engineering student" width="600" height="424" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/stopwastingtime.jpg 600w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/stopwastingtime-566x400.jpg 566w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></p>
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<li><strong> Why do you have a low attendance percentage?</strong></li>
</ol>
<p>This is something your parents ask you to when they get a letter from your college stating that you have a lower attendance percentage. While you might not want toadmit this, most of the students studying in engineering colleges, end up bunking a lotof classes. This is something you correct at a later stage in your educational career but initially, when you see most of yourfriends doing it, you cannothelp but do itas well</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-58424" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/lowattendance.jpg" alt="Engineering student" width="600" height="399" /></p>
<p><strong>     6.You should have tried something else</strong></p>
<p>While engineering is the most favoured career option for most people, with so many people becoming engineers and lesser jobs to accommodate them,people have started wondering whether it is the best career option after all. If you are doing exceptionally well as a student, there is a less chance of somebody discussing with you butif you are an average or above average student, this is something youmust brace yourself for.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-58428" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/triedsomethingelse.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="338" /></p>
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<li><strong> Do you have a girlfriend?</strong></li>
</ol>
<p>With novels talking about and glorifying campus romances, a lot of people would want to know whether you have a love-life or not. This is a question that would be posed by anybody ranging from your friends to your parents. If you are studying someplace away from home, people would be more curious to know what you are up to. There would be times when even you try hard to convince somebody that you are single, he could not believe you.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-58420" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/doyuohaveagf.jpg" alt="Engineering student" width="600" height="374" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/doyuohaveagf.jpg 600w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/doyuohaveagf-95x60.jpg 95w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></p>
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<li><strong> Please solve this equation for me</strong></li>
</ol>
<p>When you an engineering student, you will be considered be one of the brightest people around by your youngersiblings studying in schools or colleges. They will often pester you to help them with their studies and ask you to help them with solving mathematical or scientific problems or equations. Since they think so highly of you, you will have no option but to oblige them.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-58426" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/solvethisequation.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="413" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/solvethisequation.jpg 600w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/solvethisequation-581x400.jpg 581w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></p>
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<li><strong> Are you planning to go abroad?</strong></li>
</ol>
<p>A lot of students after graduating from engineering colleges fancy the thought of going abroad for better prospects. You might have already come across several people who have moved to a foreign country for greener pastures. A higher paying job and a better lifestyle is what attract them to a foreign land. You relatives would be curious to know whether you are planning to do the same.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-58422" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/goingabroad.jpg" alt="Engineering student" width="600" height="400" /></p>
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<li><strong> When are you planning to get married?</strong></li>
</ol>
<p>Engineers or prospective engineers are hot properties among people looking for young men to get their and daughters married to. The amount of people asking this question to you depends on how well you are doing in your career. If you are an IITian there would be no dearth of people asking this question to you.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-58421" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/gettingmarried.jpg" alt="Engineering student" width="600" height="381" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/gettingmarried.jpg 600w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/gettingmarried-95x60.jpg 95w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></p>
<p>You face a lot of challenges and difficulties on your way to obtain that coveted engineering degree. You have your identity and journey as an engineering student. The last thing you would want is to be stereotyped by people around you and being bombarded with irrelevant and unnecessary questions. Butt, if you do get these questions you must face them and answer them with a smile.</p>
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		<title>11 Jobs Perfectly Apt for Lazy People</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Shreyashi Das]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jan 2018 11:30:17 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p><img width="660" height="375" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/8-35-660x375.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="Jobs for lazy people" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/8-35-660x375.jpg 660w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/8-35-768x436.jpg 768w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/8-35-1000x568.jpg 1000w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/8-35.jpg 1021w" sizes="(max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px" />Jobs for lazy people &#8211; In the vicious circle of consumerism and professionalism, we all are hostages to the mounting urge to attain dream success. Only hard work entails that enormous momentum and we are indulging some more of it every day. This cost us of our sleep, health and family life but who cares; [&#8230;]</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img width="660" height="375" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/8-35-660x375.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="Jobs for lazy people" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/8-35-660x375.jpg 660w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/8-35-768x436.jpg 768w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/8-35-1000x568.jpg 1000w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/8-35.jpg 1021w" sizes="(max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px" /><p>Jobs for lazy people &#8211; In the vicious circle of consumerism and professionalism, we all are hostages to the mounting urge to attain dream success. Only hard work entails that enormous momentum and we are indulging some more of it every day.</p>
<p>This cost us of our sleep, health and family life but who cares; success has its distinct charm. Then there are people, precisely the <a href="https://www.youngisthan.in/careers/strange-jobs-stranger-money/8243">couch potatoes</a> who take forever to budge and yawn at the very thought of even brushing their teeth. We term them as slouches, much to their nonchalance.</p>
<p>So, here are some off-beat Jobs for lazy people :</p>
<p><strong>Jobs for lazy people &#8211; </strong></p>
<p><strong>1. Professional foreigner:</strong></p>
<p>China has this weird category of job where you just require to sit up and shake hands. Guess what, you don’t have to speak Chinese as well. China employs such foreigners to do things like go to open houses for sale, event grand openings and act like a Real-estate dinosaur. A foreigners attending such events adds an extra accent to it, they believe.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-61292" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/1-4.png" alt="" width="600" height="399" /></p>
<p><strong>2. Professional cuddler:</strong></p>
<p>We think, this job will be apt for the Indian aunties who pester complete strangers for their personal info and show their unsolicited affection. There are apps like cuddlr and Cuddle Comfort where you have to enrol and cuddle people who are emotionally exhausted.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-61293" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/2-45-559x400.jpg" alt="" width="559" height="400" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/2-45-559x400.jpg 559w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/2-45.jpg 588w" sizes="(max-width: 559px) 100vw, 559px" /></p>
<p><strong>3. Hotel sleep tester:</strong></p>
<p>You can travel and put up in luxurious hotels and get paid for it. High-brow hotels pay these people to stay in their rooms and evaluate the comfort level to come-up with meaningful feedback.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-61294" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/3-45-601x400.jpg" alt="" width="601" height="400" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/3-45-601x400.jpg 601w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/3-45-768x512.jpg 768w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/3-45-901x600.jpg 901w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/3-45.jpg 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 601px) 100vw, 601px" /></p>
<p><strong>4. Beer tester:</strong></p>
<p>The breweries hire professional beer testers who are adept at understanding the quality of a freshly brewed beauty. They have to identify the beer’s texture to determine a price for it.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-61295" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/4-46-400x400.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/4-46-400x400.jpg 400w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/4-46-600x600.jpg 600w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/4-46.jpg 690w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px" /></p>
<p><strong>5. Video game tester:</strong></p>
<p>All you video-game ninjas, seize the opportunity if it comes in your way. Video game companies hire routine gamers to play their games till hours on end and identify errors, if there are any.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-61296" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/5-47-485x400.jpg" alt="" width="485" height="400" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/5-47-485x400.jpg 485w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/5-47.jpg 728w" sizes="(max-width: 485px) 100vw, 485px" /></p>
<p><strong>6. Sleep study participant:</strong></p>
<p>Medical science never stops experimenting sleep-study is their area of interest too. You have to stay in hospitals and simply sleep while the medical practitioners examine you. However, it entails some procedures and requirements but pay is pretty high.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-61297" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/6-45.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="373" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/6-45.jpg 600w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/6-45-95x60.jpg 95w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></p>
<p><strong>7. Movie extra:</strong></p>
<p>You will just have to tag along with the production company, hover around the film stars pretending to do your own stuff while the camera pans on them with a tiny glimpse of you in the background. You may have to carry your own costume but pay is satiating.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-61298" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/7-41.jpg" alt="" width="480" height="325" /></p>
<p><strong>8. Dog walker:</strong></p>
<p>This is a golden job opportunity for the dog lovers. Professionals whose work demand a lot of travelling will leave their pets into your care and you have to walk them while there will be other colleagues doing the allied chores for them.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-61303" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/featured-56-660x351.jpg" alt="" width="660" height="351" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/featured-56-660x351.jpg 660w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/featured-56-768x409.jpg 768w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/featured-56.jpg 845w" sizes="(max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px" /></p>
<p><strong>9. Chocolate tester:</strong></p>
<p>Chocolate companies hire people who love chocolate to taste their new additions and give feedback on the smell, after-taste etc. We can’t think of a better job than this, do you?</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="size-medium wp-image-61300" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/9-33-603x400.jpg" alt="" width="603" height="400" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/9-33-603x400.jpg 603w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/9-33-768x510.jpg 768w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/9-33-904x600.jpg 904w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/9-33.jpg 1701w" sizes="(max-width: 603px) 100vw, 603px" /></p>
<p><strong>10. Chicken sexer:</strong></p>
<p>Whoa! Wait, you will have to determine the sex of the chicken and other hatchlings, not have sex with them man! Most commercial hatcheries hire these people to distinguish between male and female chickens as they have two different types of feeding programs.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="size-medium wp-image-61301" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/10-25-466x400.jpg" alt="" width="466" height="400" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/10-25-466x400.jpg 466w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/10-25.jpg 634w" sizes="(max-width: 466px) 100vw, 466px" /></p>
<p><strong>11. Binge-watcher:</strong></p>
<p>You will get to watch Netflix for hours! Yes it’s true. Companies like Netflix hire people to watch their shows in succession to provide information like genre/sub-genre, character traits etc.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-61302" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/11-6-660x370.jpg" alt="" width="660" height="370" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/11-6-660x370.jpg 660w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/11-6-768x430.jpg 768w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/11-6-1000x560.jpg 1000w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/11-6.jpg 1200w" sizes="(max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px" /></p>
<p>These are the jobs for lazy people &#8211; Are you listening, the <a href="https://www.youngisthan.in/career-advice/teaching-profession-that-offers-you-lots-of-free-time/29064">lazy bums</a> there? Woot woot!</p>
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		<title>5 Things Only Binge-Drinkers Will Understand</title>
		<link>https://www.youngisthan.in/satire/binge-drinking/56725</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Shreyashi Das]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2017 18:29:44 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p><img width="660" height="371" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/binge-featured-660x371.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/binge-featured-660x371.jpg 660w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/binge-featured-768x432.jpg 768w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/binge-featured-1000x563.jpg 1000w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/binge-featured.jpg 1920w" sizes="(max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px" />Alcohol consumption is injurious to health irrespective of sex. It is the sole reason nowadays for liver ailments and more often than not, alcoholics goof-up their family life, careers, relationships driven by the spell of it. However, alcohol has a magnetic pull that not many can dodge before they understand that they grew a dependency [&#8230;]</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img width="660" height="371" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/binge-featured-660x371.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/binge-featured-660x371.jpg 660w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/binge-featured-768x432.jpg 768w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/binge-featured-1000x563.jpg 1000w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/binge-featured.jpg 1920w" sizes="(max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px" /><p>Alcohol consumption is injurious to health irrespective of sex. It is the sole reason nowadays for liver ailments and more often than not, alcoholics goof-up their family life, careers, relationships driven by the spell of it. However, alcohol has a magnetic pull that not many can dodge before they understand that they grew a dependency towards it. There are two types of alcohol drinkers whatsoever, occasional drinkers and binge-drinkers, that is to say, ones with problematic drinking habits. The latter type start it off as an adventure and find it really taxing to go back on it and get a hold of healthy lifestyle again. Here are certain pointers that only a binge-drinker will relate to.</p>
<p><strong>You always see alcohol as your best buddy: </strong>Whenever in pain, you just turn to alcohol thinking that it will always have your back when the world lets you down. You just lose yourself to the state of oblivion when you are high on it.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-56727" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/1-binge-drinking-534x400.jpg" alt="" width="534" height="400" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/1-binge-drinking-534x400.jpg 534w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/1-binge-drinking.jpg 736w" sizes="(max-width: 534px) 100vw, 534px" /></p>
<p><strong>You always cold shoulder people who opine against it:</strong> You like binge-drinking and that’s the way things roll for you. You won’t stand a single word against it because a good deal of lecture has been hurled at you lately and you are just tired, instead you will use sarcasm as your guard.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-56728" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/binge-drinking-2-400x400.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/binge-drinking-2-400x400.jpg 400w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/binge-drinking-2-600x600.jpg 600w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/binge-drinking-2.jpg 625w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px" /></p>
<p><strong>You will use lie as a shield: </strong>Of course, the winds of judgments always bore you to death so when someone asks you if you have been doing binge-drinking lately, you just lie AF.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-56729" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/binge-drinking-3-410x400.jpg" alt="" width="410" height="400" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/binge-drinking-3-410x400.jpg 410w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/binge-drinking-3.jpg 600w" sizes="(max-width: 410px) 100vw, 410px" /></p>
<p><strong>Limited booze just turns you off:</strong> Just one bottle of vodka will never suffice for you and you will make sure to walk the extra mile to fetch the extra booze. Binge-drinkers are like postmen, when it comes to bringing booze, they can brave even hailstorm.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-56730" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/binge-drinking-4-381x400.jpg" alt="" width="381" height="400" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/binge-drinking-4-381x400.jpg 381w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/binge-drinking-4-571x600.jpg 571w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/binge-drinking-4.jpg 600w" sizes="(max-width: 381px) 100vw, 381px" /></p>
<p><strong>Your hangover is pretty lengthy:</strong> You have the most painstaking hangover ever. You lay like a log for hours and too bummed to do anything in the next morning.</p>
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<p>Binge-drinking is fun but comes with customary health warnings, obviously.</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2015 05:26:30 +0000</pubDate>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img width="660" height="396" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/benefits-of-alchohol-660x396.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="benefits-of-alchohol" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/benefits-of-alchohol-660x396.jpg 660w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/benefits-of-alchohol-250x150.jpg 250w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/benefits-of-alchohol-400x240.jpg 400w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/benefits-of-alchohol.jpg 1000w" sizes="(max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px" /><p>So you’re an alcoholic and the world is pestering you with the demand of you becoming sober and coming back as a regular member of the society!</p>
<p>How selfish of them, right?</p>
<p>I mean, just because you enjoy your daily glass or glasses or bottle or bottles of liquor every night and day, it doesn’t give the so called moral police of the society to outcast you! It’s inhuman, atrocious and against the basic laws of humanity!</p>
<p>You deserve better than that because you’re special, right?</p>
<p>Let’s share with you 7 amazing benefits of alcohol hidden inside that sultry bottle that attracts you all the time:</p>
<p><strong>1) You Become Centre Of Attraction:</strong></p>
<p>Your boring monotonous routine life suddenly becomes exciting, interesting and full of surprises. After being drunk you get a new lease of life and you create enough of drama that not even an Oscar winning film can claim to have! So who’s going to get attention? Of course, YOU!!</p>
<p><strong>2) You Go Places</strong></p>
<p>First of all you’ll go to any length to get your daily quota of liquor. Come rain, sunshine or snowfall, a liquor shop is never out of reach for you, no matter which city, town or village you are in! And once you’re drunk, then you travel too, to unknown by-lanes, dark alleys, stranger’s homes thinking it’s yours, and to so many unimaginable places! Travelling is fun, isn’t it?</p>
<p><strong>3) You Become A Messiah!</strong></p>
<p>Remember all that love you pour on your buddies, colleagues, even strangers once you are few drinks down? Everyone starts looking like your brother, your girlfriend etc and you can’t stop hugging them, loving them, trying to tell them how much each one of them matters to you in life? Spreading so much of love isn’t easy and yet, you do it day after day after day! Not a mean task!</p>
<p><strong>4) Your Family Loves You More!</strong></p>
<p>Even your estranged son gives it up and looks for you in the middle of the night when you’re nowhere to be found. Searching around the gutters, behind park benches, outside some liquor shop becomes his favourite past time just to show that he loves you so much and misses you! And your wife stays awake the whole night, is ready to clean you after you puke all over yourself and keeps medication handy in case you bump your head on the kitchen door! Ever got so much love and attention when you were sober?</p>
<p><strong>5) You Are Part Of Something Big</strong></p>
<p>You are no longer a Hindu, Christian, Muslim or Indian, Pakistani, American or rich, poor, or beggar! Your status elevates itself to be part of the world’s largest community where-in everyone is equal and is known by a common name: drunkard! Or may be in Indian language: <em>Bewda</em>, <em>Daarubaaz </em>etc! See, even without a good job or education, you have a bloody title for your name! How many can boast of such a deserving title?</p>
<p><strong>6) Your Government Loves You</strong></p>
<p>No matter which nation you’re in, you get immense amount of love and respect from your government. Even if you don’t vote! The simple reason is you drink, drink and drink till you drop and once you’re able to get up, you drink again! All that money spent on booze makes economy tick, earns governments much needed taxes and everyone is happy. The government doesn’t care whether you vote or not as long as you finish that bottle and are ready to buy a few more!</p>
<p><strong>7) Your Life Becomes Simpler</strong></p>
<p>Your life becomes so easy and uncomplicated after you’re drunk, right? No more worries, biggest problems of life look like cakewalk and you stay consistently stay on cloud 9! What else can one ask for when rest of us mere mortals are always fighting to earn a living, solve our domestic disputes, live a sane life! You achieve all that just by drinking!</p>
<p>Well, for those who still think alcohol is making you look cool and is a good habit; please join kindergarten to re-learn what sarcasm is all about!</p>
<p>For rest of you, please wake up and realize what you’re doing! Life and your loved ones are way too important than this silly stupid addiction!</p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2015 09:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p><img width="555" height="400" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/shocked-555x400.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/shocked-555x400.jpg 555w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/shocked-832x600.jpg 832w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/shocked-e1432885357566.jpg 1000w" sizes="(max-width: 555px) 100vw, 555px" />The world is weird, and this story will prove how true it is! So what would what you do if you opened the door and found an intruder sleeping in your bed? I am sure you won&#8217;t do what this woman did. And her response will surely shock you. As per reports, when a Tunisian [&#8230;]</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img width="555" height="400" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/shocked-555x400.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/shocked-555x400.jpg 555w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/shocked-832x600.jpg 832w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/shocked-e1432885357566.jpg 1000w" sizes="(max-width: 555px) 100vw, 555px" /><p><strong>The world is weird, and this story will prove how true it is!</strong></p>
<p>So what would what you do if you opened the door and found an intruder sleeping in your bed? I am sure you won&#8217;t do what this woman did. And her response will surely shock you.</p>
<p>As per reports, when a Tunisian woman discovered a drunk man in her Bur Dubai flat asleep in her bed, she clicked a selfie (Yes you read it right) and posted it on a social networking site before alerting UAE police. Bizarre!</p>
<p>This is what she wrote “I got home and found a drunk intruder asleep in my bed. He tried to steal, but he failed”.</p>
<p>Looks like even the shock and fear couldn&#8217;t prevent her from clicking this selfie.</p>
<p><strong>This is the selfie she shared..</strong></p>
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<p class="body">Later Director of Bur Dubai police station Colonel Abdullah Khadem shared, “Investigations revealed that the man was visiting the watchman of the building, who is his friend. He consumed alcohol and felt sleepy. He sneaked into the woman’s room and slept in her bed,”</p>
<p class="body">The intruder was later arrested and charged with trespassing.</p>
<p>Now there is something very wrong with this world!</p>
<p>Looks like the selfie fever has gone viral worldwide&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Forget Morality &#8211; Lalu Prasad Yadav&#8217;s Recommendation Of Open-Book Exam Makes Total Sense</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2015 04:38:40 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p><img width="660" height="396" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lalu-1000x6001-660x396.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="lalu prasad yadav" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lalu-1000x6001-660x396.jpg 660w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lalu-1000x6001-250x150.jpg 250w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lalu-1000x6001.jpg 1000w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lalu-1000x6001-400x240.jpg 400w" sizes="(max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px" />The Bihar mass cheating videos, when released last week, spread like wildfire. Every news channel in India wanted to telecast the desperation of parents in helping their ward clear the board exams. I mean who wouldn’t want to miss the action wherein parents and relatives climbed walls of the examination centre just to throw a few chits [&#8230;]</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img width="660" height="396" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lalu-1000x6001-660x396.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="lalu prasad yadav" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lalu-1000x6001-660x396.jpg 660w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lalu-1000x6001-250x150.jpg 250w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lalu-1000x6001.jpg 1000w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lalu-1000x6001-400x240.jpg 400w" sizes="(max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px" /><p>The Bihar mass cheating videos, when released last week, spread like wildfire. Every news channel in India wanted to telecast the desperation of parents in helping their ward clear the board exams.</p>
<p>I mean who wouldn’t want to miss the action wherein parents and relatives climbed walls of the examination centre just to throw a few chits towards their children, right? The video did, however, leave many people awestruck.</p>
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<p>One would only have have to wonder what the local government will do as a precautionary measure to ensure such repetitions never occur. Maybe they are trying even, though it is unclear as to how they would bring it into picture.</p>
<p>Nevertheless, it is <strong>Lalu Prasad Yadav</strong>, the former Chief Minister of Bihar, has the perfect solution.</p>
<p>While addressing the audience at a recent function, the Bihar politician said, “Had it been my government we would have given books to examinees to write”.</p>
<div id="attachment_26695" style="width: 610px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lalu-prasad-yadav.jpg" class='wp-img-bg-off' rel='mygallery'><img decoding="async" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-26695" class="size-full wp-image-26695" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lalu-prasad-yadav.jpg" alt="Lalu Prasad Yadav addressing the audience at a public function" width="600" height="400" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lalu-prasad-yadav.jpg 630w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lalu-prasad-yadav-600x400.jpg 600w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-26695" class="wp-caption-text">Lalu Prasad Yadav addressing the audience at a public function</p></div>
<p>Isn&#8217;t it thoughtful of him? Who would not want one such person leading them on an international scale?!!</p>
<p>Seriously, think about it. Picture around 60 students in every classroom writing answers to the questions diligently&#8230;WITH A BOOK RESTING BY THEIR SIDE FOR REFERENCE!!!</p>
<p><strong>Yadav&#8217;s support of the open-book exam will ensure that no student fails an examination in the foreseeable future.</strong> Wouldn’t parents love that; wouldn’t children appearing for the exams love that?</p>
<p>If this exam system, for some reason, gets implemented, this is how our daily lives would change &#8211;</p>
<p>&#8211; No mother, before her child leaves for the exam hall, will have to take the pain of preparing dahi-shakkar, which apparently brings good luck.</p>
<p>&#8211; Parents would be spared the risks of climbing tall buildings to help their offspring clear one of the most important tests of their lifetime. Think of all the possible accidents the open-book system could successfully evade.</p>
<p>&#8211; Deepika Padukone making an appearance on one of the TV channels and speaking about depression created a lot of hullabaloo. With examination being one of the reasons for depression, which further leads students to committing suicide, open-book examination actually makes sense. No more killing self!</p>
<p>&#8211; Again, parents can live freely knowing that their wards would not practice any form of self-harm. No mother in Indian history would ever recite the dialogue from 3 Idiots like Farhan Qureshi’s mother did “Pareshan hai bechara. Khuda na kare Raju jaisa kuch kar baithe to”.</p>
<p><strong>Lalu Prasad Yadav even managed in getting support from senior BJP leader Sushil Kumar Modi.</strong> (Wonder what the other Modi has to say about this Modi&#8217;s interference with Bihar&#8217;s education system!) Supporting Yadav’s recommendation of open-book system, he said, “Open book system in examination is prevalent in prominent universities in America and elsewhere in the world. It has the logic that only student who has read the book could trace the answer”.</p>
<div id="attachment_26697" style="width: 610px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/sushil-kumar-modi.jpg" class='wp-img-bg-off' rel='mygallery'><img decoding="async" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-26697" class="size-full wp-image-26697" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/sushil-kumar-modi.jpg" alt="BJP politician Sushil Kumar Modi has offered support to Yadav's open-book exam" width="600" height="430" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/sushil-kumar-modi.jpg 636w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/sushil-kumar-modi-558x400.jpg 558w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-26697" class="wp-caption-text">BJP politician Sushil Kumar Modi has offered support to Yadav&#8217;s open-book exam</p></div>
<p>Lalu Prasad Yadav’s history of bringing the Indian Railways a ton of profits during his reign as the Minister of Railways is known to everyone. Think of the drastic change (good&#8230;or bad) that he can bring to the education system in India, if he is some day elected as India’s Education Minister.</p>
<p>Godspeed, my Motherland.</p>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sridhar Krishnan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2015 04:21:30 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p><img width="533" height="400" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/chennai-express-533x400.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/chennai-express-533x400.jpg 533w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/chennai-express-800x600.jpg 800w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/chennai-express.jpg 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 533px) 100vw, 533px" />The Indian audience, especially in regards with Bollywood movies, is a mystery to me; gullible even. I arrived at this conclusion some time ago and maintain that same notion even today because people, for some unknown reason, choose to watch the crappiest films making them superhit. Those days no longer exist when ten movies released [&#8230;]</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img width="533" height="400" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/chennai-express-533x400.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/chennai-express-533x400.jpg 533w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/chennai-express-800x600.jpg 800w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/chennai-express.jpg 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 533px) 100vw, 533px" /><p>The Indian audience, especially in regards with Bollywood movies, is a mystery to me; gullible even. I arrived at this conclusion some time ago and maintain that same notion even today because people, for some unknown reason, choose to watch the crappiest films making them superhit.</p>
<p>Those days no longer exist when ten movies released in a span of two months. And those movies were good. They made sense. Nowadays, however, it is about a film making a ton of money over the weekend or it is declared a flop.</p>
<p>Directors of Indian films have realised that and everyone wants to savour their own share now, don’t they? They invest huge sums in production, hire the most popular actors and make CGI a part of the shoot.</p>
<p>Did I miss something?</p>
<p>Of course, THE SCRIPT!!!</p>
<p>Now, where is that?</p>
<p>Bollywood is no longer the same industry that it was a couple of decades ago. Something by the name “100-crore club” has become quite popular (&#8230;and infamous if you don’t mind me saying).</p>
<p>Even before a film’s trailer is out, the casting, more often than not, decides whether or not it will make 100 crores at the box-office.</p>
<p>R. Murugadoss’s Ghajini was the first film to accomplish this milestone. Although it was not a bad film (considering it had an adapted concept), some of the movies that entered this (un)popular club later were total disasters.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, <strong>Dhoom 3</strong> is one of the movies to feature in this category. Unfortunate because the movie is so bad that it made no sense and yet ended up making over 500 crores at the box-office. Also, Dhoom is the highest grossing film series in Bollywood.</p>
<div id="attachment_26338" style="width: 610px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dhoom-3.jpg" class='wp-img-bg-off' rel='mygallery'><img decoding="async" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-26338" class="size-full wp-image-26338" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dhoom-3.jpg" alt="Dhoom 3 made over 500 crores at the box-office" width="600" height="364" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-26338" class="wp-caption-text">Dhoom 3 made over 500 crores at the box-office</p></div>
<p>Shah Rukh Khan’s two worst films belong to the years 2013 and 2014 when he starred in <strong>Chennai Express</strong> and <strong>Happy New Year</strong>, respectively. The films earned 542 crores and 383 crores respectively. Both movies come from Shah Rukh’s own production house <strong>Red Chillies Entertainment</strong>. Where Rohit Shetty, the director, failed the South Indian (especially Tamilian) audience by sticking to the stereotypes with Chennai Express, the latter film was loosely based on Hollywood successful film Ocean’s Eleven.</p>
<div id="attachment_26341" style="width: 610px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/happy-new-year.jpg" class='wp-img-bg-off' rel='mygallery'><img decoding="async" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-26341" class="size-full wp-image-26341" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/happy-new-year.jpg" alt="Shah Rukh Khan's Happy New Year made 383 crores" width="600" height="370" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/happy-new-year.jpg 456w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/happy-new-year-95x60.jpg 95w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-26341" class="wp-caption-text">Shah Rukh Khan&#8217;s Happy New Year made 383 crores</p></div>
<p>Salman Khan is no stranger when it comes to the 100-crore club. He started off with Dabangg in 2010 and has never stopped since. His films <strong>Ready</strong>, <strong>Bodyguard</strong>, <strong>Ek Tha Tiger</strong>, <strong>Dabangg 2</strong>, <strong>Jai Ho</strong> and <strong>Kick</strong> have all crossed the 100-crore ‘barrier’. Though the first <strong>Dabangg</strong> movie did make a bit of sense, other movies were just too hard to watch. Yet, their overall income outdid the production costs bringing the director and the production houses massive profits.</p>
<div id="attachment_26339" style="width: 610px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dabangg-2.jpg" class='wp-img-bg-off' rel='mygallery'><img decoding="async" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-26339" class="size-full wp-image-26339" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dabangg-2.jpg" alt="Most of Salman Khan's recent films have crossed the 100 crore barrier" width="600" height="450" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dabangg-2.jpg 1280w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dabangg-2-533x400.jpg 533w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dabangg-2-800x600.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-26339" class="wp-caption-text">Most of Salman Khan&#8217;s recent films have crossed the 100 crore barrier</p></div>
<p><strong>Bang Bang!</strong> the Hrithik Roshan-Katrina Kaif starrer too got added to the 100-crore category despite receiving mixed reviews from critics. It was an action-packed “entertainer” that was an evident remake of the Hollywood hit ‘<strong>Knight and Day</strong>’ starring Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. Subhash K. Jha, renowned movie critic, even said, “Bang Bang gets the boredom quotient bang-on”. And the irony of it all was that it released on 2<sup>nd</sup> October, Mahatma Gandhi’s birthday (a preacher of non-violence).</p>
<div id="attachment_26340" style="width: 610px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bang-bang.jpg" class='wp-img-bg-off' rel='mygallery'><img decoding="async" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-26340" class="size-full wp-image-26340" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bang-bang.jpg" alt="Bang Bang! starring Hrithik Roshan and Katrina Kaif entered the 100 crore club, too" width="600" height="289" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bang-bang.jpg 2048w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bang-bang-660x318.jpg 660w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bang-bang-1000x481.jpg 1000w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-26340" class="wp-caption-text">Bang Bang! starring Hrithik Roshan and Katrina Kaif entered the 100 crore club, too</p></div>
<p>What this list tells us that many films with budget of 100 crore rupees do not have a strong content. Their main objective is to recompense their expenses and earn profits.</p>
<p>The modern times have seen remarkable films that did not get the desired recognition. Films like <strong>Mastram</strong>, <strong>Filmistaan</strong> and <strong>Sulemaani Keeda</strong>, to name a few, had exceptional content that the Indian audience would have connected with and liked.</p>
<p>However, it is the fancy trend that catches the eye of the current public. Throw in an item number with a renowned female star and the movie makes more money.</p>
<p>Lack of original script, a result of which is Hollywood adaptation of movies, is affecting Bollywood adversely (&#8230;or at least the section of audience that cares for good screenplay). Alas! It will only be in time that we know if Bollywood directors are capable of making sensible flicks or if they decide to stick to their intention of material gains.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s Bollywood for you people!</p>
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		<title>5 Hot Topic Of Discussions People Seriously Need To Chill About</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sridhar Krishnan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2015 05:29:37 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p><img width="600" height="400" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/social-cause-protests-600x400.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/social-cause-protests-600x400.jpg 600w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/social-cause-protests-900x600.jpg 900w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/social-cause-protests.jpg 1180w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" />Is it just me or does anyone else gets bothered with the constant yapping that we hear every day about social causes like saving the planet or certain endangered species? Don’t you get bugged when you constantly listen to environmentalists trying to feed you stuff that you don’t want to participate in voluntarily? In all [&#8230;]</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img width="600" height="400" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/social-cause-protests-600x400.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/social-cause-protests-600x400.jpg 600w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/social-cause-protests-900x600.jpg 900w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/social-cause-protests.jpg 1180w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><a name="_GoBack"></a><span lang="EN-GB">Is it just me or does anyone else gets bothered with the constant yapping that we hear every day about social causes like saving the planet or certain endangered species?</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-GB">Don’t you get bugged when you constantly listen to environmentalists trying to feed you stuff that you don’t want to participate in voluntarily?</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-GB">In all honesty, I would like people to focus on other important tasks at hand than trying to engage in &#8220;social causes&#8221;that are beyond our control. I mean, why would someone want to interfere with the nature?</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-GB">Here is a list of certain aspects that I would prefer people not worrying about&#8230;and for good –</span><span style="line-height: 1.5;"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><b><span lang="EN-GB">Worrying about Present</span></b></p>
<div id="attachment_24467" style="width: 610px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/past-future.jpg" class='wp-img-bg-off' rel='mygallery'><img decoding="async" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-24467" class="size-full wp-image-24467" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/past-future.jpg" alt="There is no present; just the near future and recent past" width="600" height="257" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-24467" class="wp-caption-text">There is no present; just the near future and recent past</p></div>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-GB">People always talk about living in the present and forgetting past or not thinking about future too much. Sounds fair, doesn’t it? Well, what if I told you that there is no future? You must be thinking I have gone bonkers. The way we decide that the moment we live in is present is through time and time waits for no one. The clock is always ticking. You think about capturing a moment in the present and it slips right past you. No wonder we can’t get things done on time. The bottom line is that there is no present; all you have are the near future and the recent past.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><b><span lang="EN-GB">Worrying about Global Warming</span></b></p>
<div id="attachment_24468" style="width: 610px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/global-warming.jpg" class='wp-img-bg-off' rel='mygallery'><img decoding="async" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-24468" class="size-full wp-image-24468" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/global-warming.jpg" alt="Global warming is natural and not caused by humans" width="600" height="353" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/global-warming.jpg 860w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/global-warming-660x388.jpg 660w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-24468" class="wp-caption-text">Global warming is natural and not caused by humans</p></div>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span lang="EN-GB">Global warming is another concern for many people around the world. They worry about water, air as well as soil. The earth is getting warmer and warmer by the day, they say. Well, that’s change and it is not caused by us. That is all nature.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><b><span lang="EN-GB">Worrying about Saving the Endangered Species</span></b></p>
<div id="attachment_24470" style="width: 610px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/endangered-species.jpg" class='wp-img-bg-off' rel='mygallery'><img decoding="async" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-24470" class="size-full wp-image-24470" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/endangered-species.jpg" alt="Worrying about endangered species is a no-brainer. It's evolution" width="600" height="519" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/endangered-species.jpg 1000w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/endangered-species-462x400.jpg 462w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/endangered-species-694x600.jpg 694w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-24470" class="wp-caption-text">Worrying about endangered species is a no-brainer. It&#8217;s evolution</p></div>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">Now how many times have we heard humans yelp about saving species that are declining with each passing day? If you add sensitivity to the issue, the discussion might seem fair and many people would join hands for the cause. However, if you think logically, it is just another attempt by humans to exhibit their controlling behaviour. Humans are trying to control nature, which is meddling with natural occurrences, and that can be dangerous. Statistically, since life began on earth, 90% of species that have existed have disappeared and humans are not responsible for their disappearance. Nature took its course; that’s what happened. Save the trees, save the tigers, save the whales – its evolution and we need to accept the change.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><b><span lang="EN-GB">Worrying about Saving the Planet</span></b></p>
<div id="attachment_24471" style="width: 610px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Save-the-planet.jpg" class='wp-img-bg-off' rel='mygallery'><img decoding="async" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-24471" class="size-full wp-image-24471" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Save-the-planet.jpg" alt="The earth has seen many catastrophes and has prevailed" width="600" height="337" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-24471" class="wp-caption-text">The earth has seen many catastrophes and has prevailed</p></div>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">Save the planet – this, personally, is one of the silliest causes that humans are fighting for at the moment. We are trying to save the planet when we haven’t even learned to care for one another. Environmentalists are trying to interject into an area that is already fine. The planet has been around for four-and-a-half billion years, whereas humans have existed for a hundred thousand years, maybe two hundred thousand. During its time of existence, earth has seen some major catastrophes and it has prevailed. Do humans seriously think that a plastic bag can ruin the earth? The planet is not going anywhere people, we are!</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><b><span lang="EN-GB">Worry about Building Golf Courses</span></b></p>
<div id="attachment_24474" style="width: 610px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/golf-courses.jpg" class='wp-img-bg-off' rel='mygallery'><img decoding="async" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-24474" class="size-full wp-image-24474" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/golf-courses.jpg" alt="Golf courses can be used to build houses for the homeless" width="600" height="392" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/golf-courses.jpg 650w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/golf-courses-612x400.jpg 612w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-24474" class="wp-caption-text">Golf courses can be used to build houses for the homeless</p></div>
<p>Have you noticed the number of golf courses that we have around the world? They occupy a lot of space and for a game that no one really enjoys or cares about. Golf is an elitist game and exhibits plain arrogance of people who can spare time off their schedule to knock tiny balls around with a crooked stick. So what do we actually worry about? How about homelessness? Can these golf courses be used to build affordable houses? Sure, why not.</p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2015 13:09:06 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p><img width="660" height="396" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/joe-biden-creates-controversy-660x396.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="Joe Biden" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/joe-biden-creates-controversy-660x396.jpg 660w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/joe-biden-creates-controversy-250x150.jpg 250w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/joe-biden-creates-controversy.jpg 1000w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/joe-biden-creates-controversy-400x240.jpg 400w" sizes="(max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px" />How awkward can a shoulder squeeze and whispering in the public be? Well, ask Stephanie Carter, the wife of Ashton Carter, the newly sworn-in Defence Secretary of the world’s strongest military force in US. Yes, you may ask who the intruder was. No, it was certainly not the husband. None other than Vice President Joe [&#8230;]</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img width="660" height="396" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/joe-biden-creates-controversy-660x396.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="Joe Biden" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/joe-biden-creates-controversy-660x396.jpg 660w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/joe-biden-creates-controversy-250x150.jpg 250w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/joe-biden-creates-controversy.jpg 1000w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/joe-biden-creates-controversy-400x240.jpg 400w" sizes="(max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px" /><p>How awkward can a shoulder squeeze and whispering in the public be? Well, ask Stephanie Carter, the wife of Ashton Carter, the newly sworn-in Defence Secretary of the world’s strongest military force in US. Yes, you may ask who the intruder was. No, it was certainly not the husband. None other than Vice President Joe Biden could have gone this awry to touch and squeeze someone else’s wife’s shoulders! Am I sounding too obnoxious? Well, then what is your idea of Joe Biden’s act in public during the swear-in ceremony of Ashton Carter?</p>
<p>If squeezing Stephanie’s shoulder and keeping his hands on them for 28 long seconds was not enough, he also had to get too close to her to whisper something in her ear or probably was it to smell the beautiful fragrance of her shampoo? (*laughs*)</p>
<p>Wonder what he could have whispered to Stephanie when her husband was delivering a speech while swearing as the new Defense Secretary of US, speaking of “the highest honour of his life” and his “perfect wife, Stephanie.” The act was the biggest dishonour to the life of Ashton.</p>
<p>Twitter as usual has taken offense to his awkward, unpleasant acts and even ridiculed his sense of intruding in other’s space:</p>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/exjon?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">@exjon</a> Joe Biden Has a Serious Problem (The pic says it all.)<a href="https://t.co/TOFlSgoQE1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">https://t.co/TOFlSgoQE1</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/JoeBiden?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">#JoeBiden</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/CreepyJoeBiden?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">#CreepyJoeBiden</a> <a href="http://t.co/lNF7SP1zO9" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">pic.twitter.com/lNF7SP1zO9</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Ricochet (@Ricochet) <a href="https://twitter.com/Ricochet/status/568127360236707840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">February 18, 2015</a></p></blockquote>
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<p>The explicitly ‘I don’t want it’ look on Stephanie’s face with Biden’s hand rubbing her shoulders made the whole episode even more awkward and offensive. The Washington Post also makes a note of Stephanie’s expression, “She certainly does not look happy. More like annoyed.”</p>
<p>One of the Tweets also says that groping someone when she is afraid to say no is not an action by consent.</p>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Where are all the feminists?<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WarOnWomen?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">#WarOnWomen</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/JoeBiden?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">#JoeBiden</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/TIME?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">@TIME</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/FoxNews?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">@FoxNews</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/greta?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">@greta</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/DeborahNorville?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">@DeborahNorville</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/TwitchyTeam?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">@TwitchyTeam</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/michellemalkin?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">@michellemalkin</a> <a href="http://t.co/tLqO7pI2GF" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">pic.twitter.com/tLqO7pI2GF</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Maxine (@Maxinerunner) <a href="https://twitter.com/Maxinerunner/status/568246963717738497?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">February 19, 2015</a></p></blockquote>
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<p>Even as Ash Carter made his entry into the defence scene of US, the public seemed not to be paying attention to his words as they had ‘Biden with his Bidenism’ around. Carter’s hand too touching his wife’s shoulders at a time during his speech – was it to make a point or focus on the fact, especially to make it clear to Biden that Stephanie is his wife.<br />
This is Biden’s latest piece of creepiness. He has crossed his limits yet again. Before this he has acted as the jester when he has called ‘jobs’ a 3-letter word, or that ‘the President has a stick’ and mind you, he is really good at it. He does not stop at this, but goes on to cuddle you, grope you, squeeze you. Ok. Let’s not get any further into this.<br />
We would not like to disagree when The Onion mocked Biden as ‘an administration screw-up and a boozy womanizer.’</p>
<p>The anti-extremism summit at the White House first saw Biden talking about minority community, Somalis as “very identifiable” and then this – the very touchy, feely act with Stephanie. It was Biden who brought Stephanie to his side of the podium who earlier was brimming with joy and pride at her husband’s success and then started feeling rather uncomfortable. At least it seems so in the pictures.</p>
<p>I suppose Biden was the one swearing in Ash Carter so he should have focused on that more. However, to each, his own!</p>
<p>Biden’s Senate swear-ins have always received much attention more than the Senate speech itself. This incident on Tuesday was no different. When Senator Chris Coons sweared in as the Senate, Biden did not back off from whispering in the ears of Maggie, the Senate’s daughter, which Coons later addressed as words of encouragement. Maggie, of course, looked much uncomfortable with the close-up.</p>
<p>While Biden might say that he sure does not make anyone uncomfortable and that his familiarity with the people swearing in gives him the authority to touch their wives and daughters in an awkward intrusion of their space and his close sources deeming his act as nothing but his “charm”, we feel that he either tries to exert power over the person swearing in by touching their female family members publicly, or cannot keep his hands off them.<br />
Guess it’s time to make a rulebook on ‘hands-off’ policies especially for the VPs of the State.</p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2015 04:56:11 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p><img width="660" height="396" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Baba-Ramdev-maharaj-660x396.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="Baba Ramdev - Putrajeevak Beej" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Baba-Ramdev-maharaj-660x396.jpg 660w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Baba-Ramdev-maharaj-250x150.jpg 250w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Baba-Ramdev-maharaj.jpg 1000w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Baba-Ramdev-maharaj-400x240.jpg 400w" sizes="(max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px" />The last time Baba Ramdev was in the news, it was for declining a Padma award. This time around, though he is not the centre of attraction, one of his products is and for all the wrong reasons. You can say How To Have A Baby Boy with his product Divya Putrajeevak Seeds? Patanjali Yogpeeth, Baba [&#8230;]</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img width="660" height="396" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Baba-Ramdev-maharaj-660x396.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="Baba Ramdev - Putrajeevak Beej" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Baba-Ramdev-maharaj-660x396.jpg 660w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Baba-Ramdev-maharaj-250x150.jpg 250w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Baba-Ramdev-maharaj.jpg 1000w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Baba-Ramdev-maharaj-400x240.jpg 400w" sizes="(max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px" /><p>The last time Baba Ramdev was in the news, it was for declining a Padma award.</p>
<div id="attachment_23254" style="width: 610px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/baba-ramdev1.jpg" class='wp-img-bg-off' rel='mygallery'><img decoding="async" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-23254" class="size-full wp-image-23254" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/baba-ramdev1.jpg" alt="baba ramdev" width="600" height="400" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-23254" class="wp-caption-text">Baba Ramdev</p></div>
<p>This time around, though he is not the centre of attraction, one of his products is and for all the wrong reasons.</p>
<p>You can say How To Have A Baby Boy with his product Divya Putrajeevak Seeds?</p>
<p><strong>Patanjali Yogpeeth, Baba Ramdev’s trust, has come up with a medicine named ‘Divya Putrajeevak Seed’ which guarantees the birth of a baby boy.</strong></p>
<p><em>In a country that is no stranger to female foeticide, is this seriously what we need now?</em></p>
<p>The entire irony of conformist mother-in-laws forcing their daughter-in-laws to abort female child is already a topic of discussion in India. Do we really need ‘Divya Putrajeevak Beej’ that enables women to give birth to sons?</p>
<div id="attachment_23225" style="width: 610px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Divya-Putrajeevak-Seed.jpg" class='wp-img-bg-off' rel='mygallery'><img decoding="async" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-23225" class="size-full wp-image-23225" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Divya-Putrajeevak-Seed.jpg" alt="Divya Putrajeevak Seed" width="600" height="400" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-23225" class="wp-caption-text">Divya Putrajeevak Seed guarantees birth of a male offspring</p></div>
<p>Imagine the audacity of manufacturing one such product in an already struggling country where respect for females is not achieved until they ask for it.</p>
<p>Now this is how biology works when it comes to reproduction in humans. You have the XX sex chromosomes in women and XY in men. One sex chromosome from each combines to form a child. Basically, women can give only ‘X’ chromosome; so, the gender of the child is decided upon which chromosome the guy donates &#8211; ‘X’ or ‘Y’. If he donates ‘X’, the child is a girl, but if he gives ‘Y’ during intercourse then it’s a boy.</p>
<p>So, so what exactly does ‘Divya Putrajeevak Beej’ do? <em>Does it make the X chromosome that come from men expendable, in the process facilitating the birth of a boy?</em> If that is the case, shouldn’t this product be made unavailable in India?</p>
<p><strong>On the Internet, you can come across websites selling this product. Though they do not elaborate on the possibility of helping women produce a male offspring, the term ‘Putrajeevak’ gives a clear idea of the product’s focal point.</strong></p>
<p>In fact, one of its websites online makes the following claim, “According to Ayurveda, this herb helps in achieving a baby boy but this is a matter of research. But people in India say that it is very effective in getting a baby boy”.</p>
<div id="attachment_23232" style="width: 610px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/indian-baby.jpg" class='wp-img-bg-off' rel='mygallery'><img decoding="async" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-23232" class="size-full wp-image-23232" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/indian-baby.jpg" alt="indian baby" width="600" height="450" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/indian-baby.jpg 1026w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/indian-baby-533x400.jpg 533w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/indian-baby-799x600.jpg 799w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-23232" class="wp-caption-text">The rise of male offspring is a possibility</p></div>
<p>If Baba Ramdev promotes male supremacy and female subordination, he has a lot of questions to answer.</p>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sridhar Krishnan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2015 05:09:07 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p><img width="660" height="396" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aib-members1-660x396.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="AIB Members - FIR filed against them" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aib-members1-660x396.jpg 660w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aib-members1-250x150.jpg 250w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aib-members1.jpg 1000w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aib-members1-400x240.jpg 400w" sizes="(max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px" />It is no secret that the recently concluded AIB roast was a success. It was filthy and derogatory, but a massive accomplishment considering the society we live in. However, it was only a matter of time since someone spoke against it. An FIR complaint has been filed against Ranveer Singh, Arjun Kapoor and Karan Johar for [&#8230;]</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img width="660" height="396" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aib-members1-660x396.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="AIB Members - FIR filed against them" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aib-members1-660x396.jpg 660w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aib-members1-250x150.jpg 250w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aib-members1.jpg 1000w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aib-members1-400x240.jpg 400w" sizes="(max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px" /><p>It is no secret that the recently concluded AIB roast was a success. <strong>It was filthy and derogatory, but a massive accomplishment considering the society we live in</strong>.</p>
<div id="attachment_22763" style="width: 610px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aib-knockout.jpg" class='wp-img-bg-off' rel='mygallery'><img decoding="async" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-22763" class="size-full wp-image-22763" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aib-knockout.jpg" alt="aib knockout" width="600" height="358" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aib-knockout.jpg 755w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aib-knockout-250x150.jpg 250w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aib-knockout-660x393.jpg 660w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aib-knockout-400x240.jpg 400w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-22763" class="wp-caption-text">AIB Roast was a success</p></div>
<p>However, it was only a matter of time since someone spoke against it. <strong>An FIR complaint has been filed against Ranveer Singh, Arjun Kapoor and Karan Johar for using filthy language on the show</strong>.</p>
<p>The concept of roasting celebrities is new to India, but not overseas. Comedy Central, which is America’s basic cable and satellite television channel, has organised roasts in the past. The list of renowned celebrities, who have let themselves be roasted, includes the likes of Pamela Anderson, Bob Saget, Donald Trump and James Franco, to name a few.</p>
<p>This was India’s first ever celebrity roast and it had controversy written all over it even before it was shot.</p>
<p><strong>The FIR was filed by Vinod Tawde</strong>, the Maharashtra culture minister, who also termed the AIB roast video uploaded on YouTube as “vulgar”.  FIR filed against AIB Show by him. History has been witness to coarseness and profanity uniting religious groups in India and this time it is no different. <strong>The Maharashtra Christian Youth Forum and the Brahmin Ekta Seva Sanstha have come together against this “filth”, too</strong>.</p>
<div id="attachment_22764" style="width: 610px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/vinod-tawde.jpg" class='wp-img-bg-off' rel='mygallery'><img decoding="async" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-22764" class="size-full wp-image-22764" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/vinod-tawde.jpg" alt="vinod tawde" width="600" height="416" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-22764" class="wp-caption-text">Vinod Tawde filed the FIR</p></div>
<p>Yes, the show was derogatory; it was filthy. But that’s how it was supposed to be. The quips were full of sexual innuendos (‘sex insults’ would seem like an appropriate term); it had contents of racism, homophobia and misogyny. People, who saw the show, would agree that the jokes were more mean than funny.</p>
<p>But hey, everyone went home laughing their lungs out and holding no grudges, didn’t they?</p>
<p>The conservatives are bummed nonetheless and someone will have to pay the repercussions. &#8216;We do not like insult jokes&#8217; seems like the message sent across AIB by the complainers.</p>
<p>Talking about repercussions, Bollywood appears as the victim, as the latest news comes from <strong>MNS saying they will not allow any movie release until Ranveer Singh and Arjun Kapoor apologise</strong>. Seems like a political gimmick, yes?</p>
<div id="attachment_22765" style="width: 610px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/arjun-ranveer.jpg" class='wp-img-bg-off' rel='mygallery'><img decoding="async" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-22765" class="size-full wp-image-22765" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/arjun-ranveer.jpg" alt="arjun ranveer" width="600" height="387" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/arjun-ranveer.jpg 620w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/arjun-ranveer-95x60.jpg 95w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-22765" class="wp-caption-text">Will Arjun Kapoor and Ranveer Singh apologise?</p></div>
<p>Ameya Khopkar, President of Maharashtra Navnirman Chitrapat Sena, the film wing of the MNS, had his share of questions.</p>
<p>“What kind of message are we giving to the world outside? What if small children, who follow Ranveer and Arjun, watch this show? Will they not be spoiled after watching such shows?” he asked.</p>
<p><strong>This show was nothing about sending a message to the outside world</strong>. It was created for entertainment purpose. Besides the show aired after Barack Obama’s visit to India and we are pretty sure he would have enjoyed it had he got a chance to watch it.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.youngisthan.in/excuse-me/fir-filed-against-aib-show/22755">FIR Against AIB Is Nothing But A Political Gimmick</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.youngisthan.in">Youngisthan.in</a>.</p>
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		<title>Be Glad That One Of These Professions Is Not Your Job</title>
		<link>https://www.youngisthan.in/satire/weird-jobs-from-around-the-world/10389</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sridhar Krishnan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2015 09:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p><img width="400" height="200" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-54bf4045a1348-posts-10389-400x200.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-54bf4045a1348-posts-10389-400x200.jpg 400w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-54bf4045a1348-posts-10389-200x100.jpg 200w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-54bf4045a1348-posts-10389.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px" />No jobs are created equal; that is one harsh fact that humankind accepted long ago. Nonetheless, some jobs are such that can be classified only under weird because of the profile associated to them.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.youngisthan.in/satire/weird-jobs-from-around-the-world/10389">Be Glad That One Of These Professions Is Not Your Job</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.youngisthan.in">Youngisthan.in</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img width="400" height="200" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-54bf4045a1348-posts-10389-400x200.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-54bf4045a1348-posts-10389-400x200.jpg 400w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-54bf4045a1348-posts-10389-200x100.jpg 200w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-54bf4045a1348-posts-10389.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px" /><p>No jobs are created equal; that is one harsh fact that humankind accepted long ago.</p>
<p>Nonetheless, some professions are such that they can be classified only under weird because of the profile associated to them.</p>
<p>Mind you, these jobs are fancy in no way. Some of them even involve a great level of risk to the employees.</p>
<p>Here is the list of the weird and probably the worst jobs from around the world that you should be glad you are not a part of &ndash;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Prepping Animal Specimen for Schoolwork</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/weirdest_jobs/prepping-animal-specimen.jpg" alt="prepping-animal-specimen" width="600" height="399" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>Individuals working in this field have just one job &ndash; readying animal specimen that can be used for coursework. Imagine yourself stuck in a profession that requires you to handle dead things and your hand smelling of formaldehyde all day long. Moreover, the job does not pay well either.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Burning Medical Waste</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/weirdest_jobs/burning-medical-waste.jpg" alt="burning-medical-waste" width="600" height="450" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>If your personality resembles to the one of Freddy from School of Rock, who likes to burn stuff then this profession is ideal for you. Whatever medical waste &ndash; needles, chemicals, soiled bandages &ndash; that leaves the hospital is burned by the employee. Imagine the risk to health associated with being around so much medical waste in a given day.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Researching about Mosquitoes</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/weirdest_jobs/mosquito-researcher.jpg" alt="mosquito-researcher" width="600" height="353" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>This is not a fun job at all. The employees have to literally spend their days getting bit by this nasty insect. It is the only way to study their behaviour. West Nile virus, malaria, dengue and filariasis are just some of the many diseases to which these researchers get exposed while doing their job.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Testing Pet Food</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/weirdest_jobs/testing-pet-food.jpg" alt="testing-pet-food" width="600" height="407" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>Yes. Even we think of this job as absolutely gross. The tester is known to eat everything from chewy bones to liver mixture and treats that pets eat.&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Gumologist</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/weirdest_jobs/gumologist.jpg" alt="gumologist" width="600" height="400" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>No. We are not making this stuff up; an actual profession titled Gumologist exists. Do you know the amount of hard work it takes to create that perfect piece of chewing gum? The professionals here are responsible for the perfect delivery of taste, tartness and sweetness that go into creating gums.&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Determining the Sex of Chickens</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/weirdest_jobs/chicken-sex.jpg" alt="chicken-sex" width="600" height="387" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>When chickens are born, they cuddle and remain in a group. The job of the professional here is to separate the chickens based on their sex. What follows this process is even worse. The male chicks are sent for consumption, whereas the female chicks move on to the next levels as they are ideal for egg production.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Judging Odour</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/weirdest_jobs/armpit-smelling.jpg" alt="armpit-smelling" width="600" height="402" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>Personally, there is no respect for an odour judge in this profession. We often wonder what qualifications one needs to possess to qualify for a menial job as having to stick their nose in several people&rsquo;s armpits&hellip;literally.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Eliminate Roadkill</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/weirdest_jobs/roadkill-moving.jpg" alt="roadkill-moving" width="600" height="428" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>Reckless motorists often kill an animal or two&hellip;or a few more and leave it there to die. It is the job of roadkill removal experts to get rid of these animals and make the roads clean again. Can you imagine how terrible some accidents are and some poor individuals have to clean up the mess that is not even theirs?</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Sewer Diving</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/weirdest_jobs/sewer-cleaning.jpg" alt="sewer-cleaning" width="600" height="400" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>This is one job that is very popular in India and shameful, too. The individuals working here have to strip down to their underwear, enter a sewer and unclog human waste&hellip;by hand. Yes you read it right&hellip;by hand.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Ear Cleaning</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/weirdest_jobs/ear-cleaner.jpg" alt="ear-cleaner" width="600" height="400" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>Another job that probably exists only in India. The job description is nothing different than what the title conveys. The professional sits alongside the street waiting for customers who wish to get their ears cleaned of dust, wax and all other disgusting things that might fly in there.</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.youngisthan.in/satire/weird-jobs-from-around-the-world/10389">Be Glad That One Of These Professions Is Not Your Job</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.youngisthan.in">Youngisthan.in</a>.</p>
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		<title>5 Silliest Shows That Should Not Have Aired On Indian Television&#8230;Ever</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sridhar Krishnan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2015 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>The post <a href="https://www.youngisthan.in/satire/silliest-indian-tv-shows/10374">5 Silliest Shows That Should Not Have Aired On Indian Television&#8230;Ever</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.youngisthan.in">Youngisthan.in</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img width="400" height="200" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-54bcfa2aaa868-posts-10374-400x200.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-54bcfa2aaa868-posts-10374-400x200.jpg 400w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-54bcfa2aaa868-posts-10374-200x100.jpg 200w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-54bcfa2aaa868-posts-10374.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px" /><p>The Indian television industry is massive as it airs thousands of programmes in different languages for viewers&rsquo; convenience.</p>
<p>Balaji Telefilms is one of the biggest contributors to television programming in the country. Alongside it, there are several other production houses that keep the audience entertained.</p>
<p>Nevertheless, there are certain TV shows that should not have gone through production. They were that bad and a total waste of time.</p>
<p>Here is a list of those television shows that left the audiences yelling &ldquo;no more&rdquo; &ndash;&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Sacch Ka Saamna (STAR Plus)</strong>&nbsp;</p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/indian_tv_shows/sach-ka-saamna.jpg" alt="sach-ka-saamna" width="600" height="300" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>Arguably, Sacch Ka Saamna is the most controversial show to run on Indian television. Created by Howard Schultz, this Indian show was the Indian variant of American game show &lsquo;The Moment of Truth&rsquo;. During the show, the contestants were asked 21 questions, some of which were too private and not to be divulged in public. The show, hosted by Rajeev Khandelwal, ran for two seasons. As the episodes progressed weekly, the show received negative criticism for the personal attacks and the possible traumas that the participants bore.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Rakhi Ka Swayamvar (NDTV Imagine)</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/indian_tv_shows/Rakhi_Ka_Swayamwar.jpg" alt="Rakhi_Ka_Swayamwar" width="600" height="300" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>This show hosted by television and Bollywood actor Ram Kapoor aired in mid-2009. In all honesty, this show made a mockery of the institution of marriage by telecasting a wedding that no one cared about on television. Sixteen men competing against one another to win Rakhi Sawant&rsquo;s hand in marriage was the entire concept of the show. The Bollywood diva eventually got engaged to Elesh Parujanwala, a Canada-based businessman. The couple later broke off the engagement after which speculations were rife about Rakhi doing the show for&nbsp; money and Elesh participating in it for exposure.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Emotional Atyachar (Bindass)</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/indian_tv_shows/emotional-atyachar.jpg" alt="emotional-atyachar" width="600" height="339" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>Emotional Atyachar was the adapted version of American show called &lsquo;Cheaters&rsquo;. Basically, the show revolved around couples doubting one another&rsquo;s commitment asking for a loyalty test. The show was hosted by Angad Bedi in the first season; Pravesh took over as the show&rsquo;s host for the remaining three seasons. The show was heavily criticised for crossing personal barriers and hurting sentiments of the viewers and spreading vulgarity in the process. Even the Law commission sent the channel a legal notice stating that it was exceeding the limits of decency.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Rakhi Ka Insaaf (NDTV Imagine)</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/indian_tv_shows/Rakhi-ka-insaaf-1.jpg" alt="Rakhi-ka-insaaf-1" width="600" height="300" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>This show had controversy written all over it. The show&rsquo;s host, need we say the name, used excessive obscene language while passing on her &lsquo;justice&rsquo; towards participants. She has also been accused of abetting the suicide of one of show&rsquo;s participants. Due to the complaints, the programme&rsquo;s airing was shifted from prime time to 11.00 p.m.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>All Balaji Telefilms Shows</strong>&nbsp;</p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/indian_tv_shows/balaji-telefilms.jpg" alt="balaji-telefilms" width="600" height="300" /></p>
<p>There is no doubt that Ekta Kapoor is the queen of television industry and a contributor to numerous shows that kept the audiences glued to TV screens. Ekta did have her share of good days in producing television series; however, the shows released post the year 2000 have been quite painful to watch. These programmes are not only exaggerated, but long-running too. Every single time one of these shows ended, a part of the audience heaved a sigh of relief. The same portion of the public moaned in dismay when Ekta announced production of a new show.</p>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sridhar Krishnan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2015 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img width="400" height="200" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-54b5f3e990a90-posts-10324-400x200.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-54b5f3e990a90-posts-10324-400x200.jpg 400w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-54b5f3e990a90-posts-10324-200x100.jpg 200w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-54b5f3e990a90-posts-10324.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px" /><p>Having a narcissist person as friend can be a pain in the neck, figuratively, but definitely as annoying as you do not want it to be.</p>
<p>You might often find yourself wondering if that person is your friend or your frenemy.</p>
<p>Obviously, you would not know the person to be a narcissist in the initial days. Gradually, when you learn about the same, you will find that your &lsquo;friendship&rsquo; with them hanging by a thread.</p>
<p>These are the struggles you will face when you are &ldquo;friends&rdquo; with a person with narcissistic personality &ndash;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>The first thing that you will learn is that you cannot be friends with a narcissist. However, it will be too late by then.</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/narcissist_friend/cant-be-friends.gif" alt="cant-be-friends" width="600" height="337" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>You will find your mate always craving attention. When they do not get the desired attention, they will mostly spend their days being upset. Good luck trying to cheer them up.</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/narcissist_friend/craving-attention.gif" alt="craving-attention" width="600" height="330" /></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>You cannot introduce them as friend to your personal social circle or your family. You do not want your judgement on choosing friends being questioned.</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/narcissist_friend/cant-introduce.gif" alt="cant-introduce" width="600" height="336" /></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>You will give them sympathy whenever they need. Nevertheless, they will not reciprocate similarly when you direly need attention for your loss.</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/narcissist_friend/no-sympathy.gif" alt="no-sympathy" width="600" height="337" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>You may not be a parent, but having a narcissist personality around you would definitely make you feel like one.</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/narcissist_friend/not-a-parent.gif" alt="not-a-parent" width="600" height="339" /></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>You would get sick of answering questions like &lsquo;how do I look&rsquo;, &lsquo;do I kook fat&rsquo; and &lsquo;does my hair do justice to my personality&rsquo;.</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/narcissist_friend/answering-questions.gif" alt="answering-questions" width="600" height="337" /></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Be prepared to take insults. A pissed off narcissist can be worse than any other annoyed person you may have met till date.</strong></p>
<p>&nbsp;<img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/narcissist_friend/take-insults.gif" alt="take-insults" width="600" height="256" /></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>The constant fear of being yelled at or insulted in public will grip you.</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/narcissist_friend/being-yelled.gif" alt="being-yelled" width="600" height="296" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>If you have an important task or two to take care of, you will find yourself working on it alone. Unless there is some material gain for your friend, they will not help in any way.</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/narcissist_friend/no-help.gif" alt="no-help" width="600" height="323" /></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Criticising this person could be one of your mistakes. Narcissists are infamous for not being able to accept criticism positively.</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/narcissist_friend/cant-criticise.gif" alt="cant-criticise" width="600" height="337" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Do yourself a favour and run as far away as possible from that person.</p>
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		<title>Grave Digger&#8230; Now A Vice-Captain Nominee? What&#8217;s Next?!</title>
		<link>https://www.youngisthan.in/satire/ishant-sharma-vice-captain-contender-in-team-india/10229</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sridhar Krishnan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2015 14:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img width="400" height="200" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-54a66d77327d7-posts-10229-400x200.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-54a66d77327d7-posts-10229-400x200.jpg 400w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-54a66d77327d7-posts-10229-200x100.jpg 200w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-54a66d77327d7-posts-10229.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px" /><p>Mahendra Singh Dhoni&rsquo;s surprise retirement from Test Cricket did shock many people spread across cricket-playing nations.</p>
<p>It was also clear that his deputy Virat Kohli would permanently replace him as the skipper of the Indian Test squad playing in Australia at the moment.</p>
<p>What, however, was not clear was who would replace Kohli as the team&rsquo;s vice-captain. <strong>Three names have come up &ndash; Ravichandran Ashwin, Ajinkya Rahane and&hellip;Ishant Sharma.</strong></p>
<p>Yes, the third name has left many people dumbfounded.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/ishant_sharma_vc/ari.jpg" alt="ari" width="748" height="374" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>The lanky &ldquo;pace&rdquo; bowler has never been a consistent member of the Indian team, thanks either to poor performance or injuries. Over time, his bowling speed has diminished, too, which has been one of the main contributors for his wicket taking inability.</p>
<p><strong>With 59 Test matches to show on his r&eacute;sum&eacute;, Ishant is the most experienced player in the current Indian squad.</strong></p>
<p>So, is that the only criterion for his vice-captain candidacy?</p>
<p>The Board of Control for Cricket in India (BCCI) will soon be making the official announcement in regards with this vacant position. Sharma being promoted to India&rsquo;s Vice-Captain will take the cricketing world by surprise.</p>
<p>Vice-captains of other international teams have one accolade or two to justify their selection. Ishant, on the other hand, has dug India&rsquo;s grave on numerous times, as they have slumped from the winning position only to lose the matches.</p>
<p>Sharma has been labelled as &ldquo;Indian cricket&rsquo;s villain&rdquo; on numerous occasions. India has always yearned for a full-time fast bowler. It was a similar situation in the late 2000 when <strong>Sharma made his debut against Bangladesh on May 25, 2007.</strong></p>
<p>In a rare scenario, the Sunrisers Hyderabad bowler is also famous for bowling one of the best spells bowled by an Indian. While playing at Perth, he used his height (and pace at that time) to his full advantage. Ishant bowled a superb spell to then Australian captain Ricky Ponting, in the process getting his wicket and eventual victory for India.</p>
<p>Since then, the Indian pace man has been in and out of the team consistently. <strong>At present, his bowling average in Test is 37, which definitely does not speak high of his skills.</strong></p>
<p>The hullabaloo surrounding India&rsquo;s next Test vice-captain will soon come to a conclusion.</p>
<p>Although Ravichandran Ashwin does appear as a strong contender, with Rahane being less experienced in comparison, things might work in Ishant&rsquo;s favour.</p>
<p>There is no question that the Ishant Sharma, which cricket saw in 2008 in Australia, has disappeared into oblivion. Nevertheless, if he is appointed as the new vice-captain of team India, it will be interesting to see how he contributes towards the team&rsquo;s progress.</p>
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		<title>Sex Sells &#8216;“ An Intriguing Curiosity Addressed</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sridhar Krishnan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2014 14:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>The post <a href="https://www.youngisthan.in/satire/why-does-sex-sell/10174">Sex Sells &#8216;“ An Intriguing Curiosity Addressed</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.youngisthan.in">Youngisthan.in</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img width="400" height="200" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-549e872ce13d7-posts-10174-400x200.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-549e872ce13d7-posts-10174-400x200.jpg 400w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-549e872ce13d7-posts-10174-200x100.jpg 200w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-549e872ce13d7-posts-10174.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px" /><p>Today, with the audience being more broad-minded, marketers are using sex as a weapon to sell their products.</p>
<p>The entire concept although is nothing new, as using sex as an advertising material dates back to the 1990s. Two yesses &#8211; the concept is ancient and it still works.</p>
<p>We are in the 21<sup>st</sup> century and the methods of advertising have changed drastically as compared to the time when sex was used initially by world-renowned brands.</p>
<p>Sex, however, is not restricted only to selling products. Introduce sex in writing and your story tends to sell, too. So basically, what is the entire strategy behind &ldquo;erotic advertising&rdquo;, as it is referred to at times?</p>
<p><em>The common notion goes that humans possess a reptilian brain, which focuses and responds to the most basic urges, including food. Thanks to the reptilian or lizard brain, our urge to respond to sexual descriptions is very strong.</em></p>
<p><strong>The ad below features Hannah Ferguson and Paris Hilton for a company selling burgers (Texas BBQ Thickburger, in this ad). Yes, a burger! Bikini-clad women in a car wash setup, eating burger! And it sells.</strong></p>
<p><iframe src="//www.youtube.com/embed/MvKuhpZjA4M" width="745" height="419" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen"></iframe></p>
<p>Men, in particular, are drawn to such ads. They tend to remember everything that the ad shows, including the models&rsquo; names; ask them the company&rsquo;s name and they won&rsquo;t be able to recall it.</p>
<p>Don&rsquo;t you think this is unfortunate for the brands, in a way?</p>
<p><strong>Take Axe body spray as an example. The brand has produced numerous ads, all comprising a similar theme, but different models.</strong> The female as well as the male models get sexier with every new advertisement. The men used by the brand are close to perfect, leaving women drooling when the ad ends.</p>
<p><iframe src="//www.youtube.com/embed/HbaCESQKHeo" width="745" height="419" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen"></iframe></p>
<p><strong>UCLA&rsquo;s Dr Ian Cook is quoted as saying, &ldquo;Watch your brain and watch your wallet&rdquo;. It is fairly relevant as most ads do not make sense and yet succeed in making sales, thanks to the sexy models used in them.</strong></p>
<p>Advertisements that incorporate sex are nonetheless entertaining. <strong>Some of these are so creative that they thrive in generating the fantasy element that every individual would like to live.</strong></p>
<p>What the advertisement makers succeed in doing is use sexual ideas creatively and in an appropriate fashion that keeps people wanting for more.</p>
<p>With this, one might wonder what the future for sex is in advertising. Well, <em>sex is here to stay and it will get unconcealed with each year</em>.</p>
<p>At present, the regulations surrounding the use of sex in promotion are not completely relaxed. Nevertheless, it will reach a stage where consumers will happily accept such promotions making sex a major part of advertising.</p>
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		<title>Birthdays Are No Longer Happy When You Are Born On A Holiday</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sridhar Krishnan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2014 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img width="400" height="200" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-549a2ae4e6313-posts-10134-400x200.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-549a2ae4e6313-posts-10134-400x200.jpg 400w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-549a2ae4e6313-posts-10134-200x100.jpg 200w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-549a2ae4e6313-posts-10134.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px" /><p>Birthdays are fun, but not when you are born during the holiday season.</p>
<p>In India, months from March to May and October-November are usually the vacation/holiday season.</p>
<p>In case your birthday lands during one of these months, you are practically the butt of all jokes from your friends and colleagues. To add insult to injury, all their mockeries are justified.</p>
<p>Let us walk you through the list of annoyances you face when you are born during the vacation/holiday season &ndash;&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>As mentioned, you become the butt of all jokes. Tell someone that you were born in the above mentioned months and be prepared to be laughed at. Though some may sympathise with you, the major portion of it is sarcasm.</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/birthday_during_holiday/laughing-loud.gif" alt="laughing-loud" width="600" height="447" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Nonetheless, you are yourself aware that being born during these months is rather unfortunate, as it is the holiday season. When you want to celebrate it with your friends, you notice that they are enjoying far away from home, at their native place. There are birthdays when you feel lonelier than ever.</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/birthday_during_holiday/unfortunate-holiday-season.gif" alt="unfortunate-holiday-season" width="600" height="450" />&nbsp;</p>
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<p><strong>You may plan your birthday celebration or a treat for your close ones, but it will be all pointless. The possible attendees may change plans last minute because these are the times when major social events take place. Diwali, for instance, is one of the biggest celebrations. You cannot hold back people to celebrate your birthday with you when they can have fun lighting crackers.</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/birthday_during_holiday/diwali-celebration.gif" alt="diwali-celebration" width="600" height="337" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>You will, of course, receive gifts. If one of them is unnamed or comes without a tag, deciphering whether it is part of the festive celebration or your birthday becomes difficult. You just have to be contented without knowing the actual cause behind the gift. You can&rsquo;t ask. You do not want to put people in that confusing position.</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/birthday_during_holiday/receive-gift.gif" alt="receive-gift" width="600" height="337" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Obviously, if you are born during Diwali, you are bound to feel overshadowed by the festive celebrations. Looking at the celebrations around, you will realise that your birthday is not bigger than the festive season. You will definitely, failingly hope that you were born on some other day.</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/birthday_during_holiday/sad-birthday.gif" alt="sad-birthday" width="600" height="240" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>Where holidays and festive seasons last for a week or more, your birthday celebration ends in 24 hours. The thing that hurts you the most is not getting attention for that one day. A harsh fact, but indeed a true one.</p>
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		<title>Guilt-free Reasons To Avoid Attending Weddings</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sridhar Krishnan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2014 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p><img width="400" height="200" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-5497a137b358f-posts-10114-400x200.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-5497a137b358f-posts-10114-400x200.jpg 400w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-5497a137b358f-posts-10114-200x100.jpg 200w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-5497a137b358f-posts-10114.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px" />Weddings are fun'¦.for some people. Many, however, find the experience tiring and with December being the wedding season, this time of the year is the most hated one for this lot.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img width="400" height="200" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-5497a137b358f-posts-10114-400x200.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-5497a137b358f-posts-10114-400x200.jpg 400w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-5497a137b358f-posts-10114-200x100.jpg 200w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-5497a137b358f-posts-10114.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px" /><p>Weddings are fun&hellip;.for some people. Many, however, find the experience tiring and with December being the wedding season, this time of the year is the most hated one for this lot.</p>
<p>It brings numerous inconveniences, as people are forced to opt for absenteeism and travel several kilometres just so the groom and the bride can get to know the attendees personally.</p>
<p>Personally, I dislike attending weddings, the reasons being the place is overcrowded, the elders asking when you would get married and free food, to name a few. Free food would entice many people, but not me.</p>
<p>Nevertheless, I attend a wedding as long as the person getting married is really close to me. On other instances, I decide to skip the event altogether.</p>
<p>Here are a few reasons that I have used in the past and you can use, too, in order to avoid attending a wedding ceremony &ndash;</p>
<p><strong>If the wedding is on a Saturday or a Sunday, you can use the three-day weekend as the reason to evade the wedding experience. You can make the excuse that you are visiting some other destination with your family or friends.</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/reasons_to_avoid_wedding/weekend-plans.gif" alt="weekend-plans" width="600" height="250" /></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>People often do not report to work, in case the wedding is set to take place on a weekday. But if you genuinely wish to dodge the wedding, being honest might help you get away with your absence at the event. Just tell them that you can&rsquo;t skip work, but you are happy for the couple.</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/reasons_to_avoid_wedding/office-work.gif" alt="office-work" width="600" height="337" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>You can also blame the harsh weather, if it is a truthful reason. You can then rest the entire day, watching your favourite movie with popcorn and drinks sitting beside you.</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/reasons_to_avoid_wedding/bad-weather.gif" alt="bad-weather" width="600" height="337" /></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>If you did not like the couple much, you can steal their thunder, in a way, by announcing your own promotion date clashing with the wedding.</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/reasons_to_avoid_wedding/promotion-gif.gif" alt="promotion-gif" width="600" height="337" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>You can also disappear for a few weeks. Do not contact your friends or the bride/groom. You can come back to the social circuit once the wedding is done and explain your reason to not attending the wedding.</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/reasons_to_avoid_wedding/solitude-is-bliss.gif" alt="solitude-is-bliss" width="600" height="337" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>You can also use your botched appearance as an excuse to not attend the ceremony. Tell them that the day before you went to groom yourself, but the experience backfired and you were in no position to attend the wedding in that condition.</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/reasons_to_avoid_wedding/bad-haircut.gif" alt="bad-haircut" width="600" height="337" />&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Tell the bride/groom that you had a crush on their better half. If you never liked the person ever and were forced to stay friends with them, maybe this would help you to get rid of them totally. Good riddance!</strong></p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/reasons_to_avoid_wedding/still-in-love.gif" alt="still-in-love" width="600" height="337" />&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Confused About Affect or Effect? 19 Grammar Goofs That Will Make You Laugh</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sucharita Sen]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2014 10:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p><img width="400" height="200" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-549130e435b1b-posts-10077-400x200.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-549130e435b1b-posts-10077-400x200.jpg 400w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-549130e435b1b-posts-10077-200x100.jpg 200w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-549130e435b1b-posts-10077.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px" />Grammar goofs that will make you laugh - These common grammar goof-ups sound very funny but can cause serious problems for you. </p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.youngisthan.in/satire/grammar-goofs-that-will-make-you-laugh/10077">Confused About Affect or Effect? 19 Grammar Goofs That Will Make You Laugh</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.youngisthan.in">Youngisthan.in</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img width="400" height="200" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-549130e435b1b-posts-10077-400x200.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-549130e435b1b-posts-10077-400x200.jpg 400w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-549130e435b1b-posts-10077-200x100.jpg 200w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-549130e435b1b-posts-10077.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px" /><p>While most of us can speak English, there are many who mix up words and change the whole meaning of what they wish to convey.</p>
<p>You must have read boards alongside houses saying &lsquo;For Sale by Owner&rsquo; or &lsquo;No Littering, violators will be fine&rsquo;. Well, some punctuation and silly grammatical mistakes have been a part of our childhood but when we hear or see poor grammar usage by adults, it really hurts our stomach to laugh. English can truly be a very funny and tricky language if the grammar is not apt.</p>
<p>It can also appear to have multiple fractures with grammar goof-ups. And Yes! Some letters are SILENT, so do not be stumped by the tricks of the language and follow these tips.&nbsp;</p>
<p>While using words correctly can leave a lasting impression on others, grammatical slip-ups can make you look silly and may even cause you to &lsquo;lose&rsquo; your job, &lsquo;literally&rsquo;.</p>
<p>Here are some grammar sore points that we generally come across (get to know how good you are at speaking the language):</p>
<p><strong>Your and You&rsquo;re</strong></p>
<p>Well, to clear the confusion, they are not the same word. Period. <em>Your</em> is a possessive pronoun which is used to show something belonging to you. &lsquo;Your house&rsquo;, &lsquo;your car&rsquo; or &lsquo;your blog&rsquo; is how you should put it while <em>&lsquo;you&rsquo;re&rsquo;</em> is used as an abbreviation for &lsquo;you are&rsquo;. The latter is used in a separate sense such as: &lsquo;<em>You&rsquo;re a good writer&rsquo;</em>.</p>
<p><strong>Loose and Lose</strong></p>
<p>These words are commonly used in place of each other, which changes the meaning of a sentence completely. While <em>loose</em> is the opposite of tight, <em>lose</em> refers to loss.</p>
<p>The dress can be <em>loose</em> but you<em> lose </em>a match!</p>
<p><strong>It&rsquo;s and Its</strong></p>
<p>Apostrophes cannot make nouns plural. Apostrophes are either used to indicate possession or used as a contraction. It&rsquo;s is a contraction of &lsquo;It is&rsquo; or &lsquo;it has&rsquo; while &lsquo;Its&rsquo; is again used to refer to an object that belongs to something. You may say<em> it&rsquo;s</em> just an article but <em>its</em> importance is much known.</p>
<p><strong>I, Me and Myself</strong></p>
<p>When asked for an introduction in college or during a job interview, many of us say <em>Myself so and so</em>. It is incorrect. There are instances when you can simply use I or me rather than using &lsquo;<em>myself&rsquo;.</em> Saying that<em> &lsquo;she and myself are best friends&rsquo;</em> can make you look silly and induce much humour for others. However, saying that <em>&lsquo;I keep her secrets to myself&rsquo;</em> is apt.</p>
<p>When you refer yourself along with a third person, the use of I is apt just like saying Neha and I are going for the tournament today but when using the phrase at the end of a sentence, it is never &lsquo;I&rsquo; but &lsquo;me&rsquo; as in <em>&lsquo;the tournament was witnessed by Neha and me.&rsquo;</em></p>
<p><strong>Affect, Effect and Impact</strong></p>
<p><em>Affect</em> is a verb which means something that will be positive or negative for you, while<em> effect</em> is the end result and is often a noun. However, you cannot use<em> impacted</em> in place of<em> affected</em>.</p>
<p>Global recession<em> affected </em>employees all over the world but the<em> effect </em>of recession on people worldwide is well documented.</p>
<p><strong>Their, They&rsquo;re and There</strong></p>
<p>Many people use these words interchangeably. Little do they know that all these words have different meanings and should be used in separate context. &lsquo;There&rsquo; is used to denote the position of an object while &lsquo;their&rsquo; refers to something belonging to a group of people. &lsquo;They&rsquo;re&rsquo;, on the other hand is an abbreviated form of &lsquo;they are&rsquo;. For instance,</p>
<p><em>Their</em> company is located <em>there</em>. <em>They&rsquo;re</em> pretty rich people.</p>
<p><strong>To, Too and Two</strong></p>
<p>While &lsquo;to&rsquo; is used to refer to an object moving in a particular direction and is a preposition used to join sentences, &lsquo;too&rsquo; means also and &lsquo;two&rsquo; is a number. Isn&rsquo;t it simple?</p>
<p>She will go <em>to</em> his house <em>to</em> visit him early morning. He <em>too</em> likes her company. The<em> two</em> are great friends.</p>
<p><strong>Then and Than</strong></p>
<p>While <em>then</em> shows sequence of events and also refers to &lsquo;in addition to&rsquo;, <em>than</em> is used as a method to compare nouns. When you want to speak about an event that happened at a point of time, you address that time as <em>then</em>.</p>
<p>90&rsquo;s was the golden era for Bollywood music. <em>Then</em> there were songs that we still feel nostalgic about and often sing today. For many, that time was better <em>than</em> today for Indian cinema.</p>
<p><strong>Complement and Compliment</strong></p>
<p><em>Complement</em> refers to something that adds to or is a supplement to something else and can also be used as a verb to describe the act of supplementing something while <em>complimenting</em> is praising certain attributes or saying something nice and pleasing to someone.</p>
<p>They complement each other. People often <em>compliment</em> them as &lsquo;meant to be together&rsquo;.</p>
<p><strong>Historic and Historical</strong></p>
<p><em>Historic</em> is to denote an important event while<em> historical</em> refers to an incident that has already occurred in the past.</p>
<p>The battle of Plassey was a <em>historic</em>event. The <em>historical</em> battle has emerged to be a legendary incident in the history of India.</p>
<p><strong>Could of, Would of, Should of</strong></p>
<p>As writing has become more colloquial now-a days, words get slurred all the time. <em>Could&rsquo;ve, would&rsquo;ve or should&rsquo;ve</em> are the right contractions but when spoken it sounds much similar to<em> could of, would of and should of</em>, thus creating much confusion. This is a very common mistake but one that is easily correctable.</p>
<p><strong>Fewer and Less</strong></p>
<p>Countable items are said to be <em>fewer</em> while the sorts that are not quantifiable are said to be <em>less.</em></p>
<p>He has made<em> few </em>movies but all his movies have gained much <em>less</em> acclaim than expected.</p>
<p><strong>Principle and Principal</strong></p>
<p>When used as a noun, <em>Principal</em> is the one highest in rank, as in the<em> School Principal</em>. As an adjective, it is the chief or the most important part in a set or group.<em> Principle</em> is always used as a noun which denotes a fundamental or basic truth, law, standard or class.</p>
<p><strong>Literally and Figuratively</strong></p>
<p>Your expenses have not reached sky high levels<em> literally</em>. <em>Literally</em> refers to things that have actually happened and are not said to denote a metaphor or analogy. Things that can be addressed as metaphors are said in the figurative sense, not LITERALLY.</p>
<p><strong>We didn&rsquo;t bought the book!</strong></p>
<p>You cannot use didn&rsquo;t with a past tense verb. It is always the present tense verb used in conjunction with didn&rsquo;t. But it is generally assumed that since didn&rsquo;t is in the past tense, the verb to be used after that should also be in past tense. It is always <em>we didn&rsquo;t buy the book</em> and <em>I didn&rsquo;t use the data.</em></p>
<p><strong>The prompt usage of Present Continuous tense</strong></p>
<p>People like to put every piece of information in the present continuous tense by using statements such as I am liking this book or I am having a lot of ideas. In such cases, it is the present tense that is to be used and the sentences should be I like this book or I have a lot of ideas. When the action continues to happen even as you speak, present continuous tense is to be used.</p>
<p>&nbsp;<strong>Affinity to &lsquo;only&rsquo;</strong></p>
<p>We also love to add &lsquo;only&rsquo; at the end of our sentences much often. We like to say I got this car now only instead of saying I got this car recently. While the word &lsquo;only&rsquo; should be used to describe &lsquo;one of a kind&rsquo; or something &lsquo;unique&rsquo; such as this is the <em>only</em> possible way out.</p>
<p><strong>Using wrong prepositions</strong></p>
<p>When we have to make choices or wish to compare something, &lsquo;to&rsquo; or &lsquo;over&rsquo; is the correct preposition to use instead of &lsquo;from&rsquo;. However, a common mistake is to say I prefer movies from books when it should be I prefer <em>movies to books </em>or <em>movies over books.</em></p>
<p><strong>Brought and Bought</strong></p>
<p>Clearly, these two are words with different meanings. <em>Brought</em> signifies bringing something while<em> bought</em> refers to buying. When you refer to buying a new dress, you say<em> bought</em> but when you mean to say that your friend has got a gift for you, you would rather say s/he <em>brought</em> a gift for me.</p>
<p>Some other common mistakes are using<em> lay</em> instead of <em>lie</em> or <em>lend</em> instead of <em>borrow</em> as well as omitting important punctuations such as comma, colon and semi-colon, but though these are small changes, they change the meaning of the sentences and give a hilarious tone to them.</p>
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<p>How many of these mistakes are you known to make? You might not know when these little goofs can render you jobless or make you a butt of ridicule for your friends.</p>
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		<title>Women Beware &#8211; These Are The Indian Society&#8217;s Measures To &#8216;Protect&#8217; The Fairer Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2014 17:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p><img width="400" height="200" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-5485a1cadae13-posts-9983-400x200.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-5485a1cadae13-posts-9983-400x200.jpg 400w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-5485a1cadae13-posts-9983-200x100.jpg 200w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-5485a1cadae13-posts-9983.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px" />It would be fair to say that not all women in India are safe against physical or verbal attacks against them in the modern day society. So what is the government and the society doing to protect them against all possible threats?</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img width="400" height="200" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-5485a1cadae13-posts-9983-400x200.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium wp-post-image" alt="" style="float:left; margin:0 15px 15px 0;" decoding="async" srcset="https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-5485a1cadae13-posts-9983-400x200.jpg 400w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-5485a1cadae13-posts-9983-200x100.jpg 200w, https://www.youngisthan.in/wp-content/uploads/cmsimported/img-5485a1cadae13-posts-9983.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px" /><p>Most Indians would agree with me when I say that recent times have not been even close to best for women in the country.</p>
<p>Some men not being able to keep their hands off women has resulted in the fairer sex being subject to constant ogling, eve teasing and rapes.</p>
<p>This has left us wondering what the government and the society, on the whole, is doing to preserve their liberty and at the same time, defend their honour.</p>
<p>It would be lying if we said that the government has not taken steps to curb the attacks on women. However, some of these measures are so ridiculous that we end up feeling bad that we have such bad leaders.</p>
<p>Let us take a look at some of these outlandish impositions from women&rsquo;s everyday life &ndash;</p>
<p><strong><em>Having a separate ladies&rsquo; compartment in trains and metros</em></strong> make them easy victims to groping and eve teasing. Picture this &ndash; over a hundred women, old and young, crammed within a single space; doesn&rsquo;t it make them an easy victim to abuse?</p>
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<p>The eve teasing and rape cases have resulted in some Indian politicians making the most dreadful remarks about women. <strong><em>Telling women how to dress</em></strong> is not the solution. Rapists and oglers do not have a type; to them, a burqa clad woman and a woman wearing skirt are the same.</p>
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<p>Elders of the society have also blamed <strong><em>women staying out too late</em></strong> as the reason for them being the victim to heinous crimes. This practically says that the society has given up on defending women and the only resort is taking a defensive measure which might be against the interest of some women.</p>
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<p><strong><em>Women are also advised against drinking alcohol</em></strong>. If they are attending a corporate party or a social gathering, drinking for them is off limits.</p>
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<p><strong><em>Shifting their residence to certain locations is barred</em></strong>, too. If a certain neighbourhood has witnessed violence against women, relocating to that vicinity is a strict no.</p>
<p>&nbsp;<img decoding="async" src="https://www.youngisthan.in/userfiles/protecting_indian_women/moving-out.gif" alt="moving-out" width="600" height="308" /></p>
<p>Some women like working out at night. Thanks (..or no thanks) to the violent crimes against females <strong><em>going running alone at night</em></strong> is not permitted.</p>
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<p>The elders even recommend <strong><em>not talking back to harassers</em></strong>, as it might result in a violent altercation. Women are expected to lower their heads and walk away from the scene.</p>
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<p>Some families even object to <strong><em>women eating foods</em></strong> like hotdogs, banana or ice cream <strong><em>in public</em></strong>. Where some of them are labelled as penis-shaped foods, others just garner leering attention, which might eventually lead to an uncomfortable situation for them.</p>
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