Unlucky person – We won’t say that luck is the supreme authority in one’s life but it has a key role to play nonetheless.

Luck can transport you to a different reality of life, that is to say, send you from rags to riches or the reverse. Driven by sheer luck, Hrithik Roshan became a superstar overnight and at the overturn of it Vijay Mallya lost his profit-mine Kingfisher to oblivion.

However, love comes in quarters to some person and bad luck too does.

But some people who are innately unlucky, can never make the cut, they would even come second if they ran alone in a race and that’s how they roll.

Here are some hilarious examples that you are an unlucky person :

Unlucky person –

1 – You lose at the tutorial of the video game:

You don’t always play video games and when you do, you are shown the door by the game when you die at the tutorial itself. You feel sad, but life never stops throwing you curveballs.

2 – You got hit by a car because the car decided to park on you:

We don’t know how appealing you are to women, but a car definitely wants to ride on you (read between the lines). It could not resist you when it saw you standing at the parking lot but sadly, left you with bruises.

3 – You wait all your life for zombie apocalypse but they appear in your dream:

So, you have been an ardent fan to zombies and absorbed yourself in their reality after watching the movie lately, you wanted a zombie apocalypse every waking minute but finally you meet them and greet them, in your dreams.

4 – You have your birthday at 1^st April:

No one believes it, worse, every one, pathologically forgets to wish you. Your whole life hence, seems like a conspiracy and you can’t forgive your bad luck for plotting it against you.

6 – You enter the class on time but in a wrong school:

It is by sheer bad luck, you always run late for the school, but one fine morning you wake up with the birds chirping in the wee hours, you ready up for school, feel all chivalrous that you have landed there in time, open the door of your classroom and wonder if they have replaced the class teacher with a new one, all this only to realize that you have entered the wrong school.

Unlucky person – A bad lucky, well, it’s not wrong to call them that way, person is bad lucky until the end of time. You can’t even hold a sneeze, you SHART. Sad.

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Hilarious mannequin – Mannequins lead terrible lives.

They are made to stand for hours looking at the flocking crowd, some of which stop by them to check the clothes or accessories the shop owner has put on them for display. It is ‘Waiting for Godot’ phase that mannequins have to undergo everyday they will probably look at you in blank amazement on being asked about where they see themselves in five years down the line, the answer is preordained, right there they are currently stationed in, probably in different clothes.

However, people also ruthlessly make fun at the Mannequins’ expense and here are the pictures that prove how Mannequin fails have so far brought laughter riots:

Hilarious mannequin –

She had her Marilyn Monroe Moment all right:

She was too bummed:

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Save your relationship – There are many things that plague a rather healthy relationship between a boy and a girl.

One of predominant one of them is that we take each other for granted halfway through the relationship. The willy-nilly hangouts, the late night romantic calls, sex everything turns boring and you ask each other to cut a slack.

But then taking someone for granted also symbolizes that you have found your soulmate and you are cocksure they will find peace nowhere else apart from you. But then, sometimes the relationship needs a boost too, that is to say a breath of fresh air, to be revamped.

It is an imperative to make your relationship prosper because taking one granted more than the bearable limit can lead the relationship into sparse.

Here are the fun ways you can save your relationship with her if you know she is the one for you:

Remind her of the earlier days of wooing:

You too may have suffered from the stalker syndrome to win her love. You may have been the one to initiate the conversation, praise her beauty, sweep her off her feet by your flirting skills and took her on board. However, it’s a tendency in men to take her for granted once she falls in love too. But then when you see she too is turning a tad cold, you need to give her anecdotes from those days so that she falls in love with you all over again.

Learn to forgive her for keeping the back-up boyfriend:

Let us spill the beans, girls do keep back-up boyfriends. At least your pretty girlfriend will always have a fanbase and a couple of secret admirers. Of course this can make you a little insecure because they will readily lend their shoulders to her for crying when you may have had misbehaved but learning to forgive her for looking elsewhere is a key trick to save your relationship with her nonetheless.

Keep your slate clean:

Of course your girl can exploit her back-up boyfriends but they will never stand if you flirt around. They will put on their detective hat and track down all the whatsapp chats, so to be on a safe side and not to invite her wrath, keep your slate clean, you know what we mean right? *winks*

Give her space:

May be a spacecraft too, well, jokes apart, your girl needs some girl-time with her fellow ‘woo girls’ too. So, if you have a clingy ass, soothe it and don’t tag along pretending to know all their secrets and sneering when she is having a gala time with her girlfriends. This will help you earn respect too in her eyes. Try it!

Do ‘specials’:

That is to say, the ‘firsts’ together. Like peeing together for the first time or changing trying out a new sex position. This is a surefire way to give your relationship a new spin and you can thereby save it too.

These are the ways you can Save your relationship – These days people are ‘exchangable’. We mean, youngsters.

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Punjabis have three things that they are proud of Food, their Culture and Cuss Words!

Oh yes! You read it right! Punjabis have hilarious cuss words that might sound offensive, but are often said out aloud in good humour.

If you ever come across a Punjabi guy with a high-spirited soul, you are bound to hear cuss words like ‘teri pen di’ and ‘Cunjar’ even in a friendly conversation. Yes! That is how they are, they can make even monotonous conversations hilarious!

Most people get offended by the cuss words that refer to body parts of your ahem… mummy and sister, but we will focus on the non-offensive cuss words here.

Disclaimer: Even then, do not try them on your parents or elders! If you get bitch-slapped or whupped, don’t blame us! We warned you! 😛

Try these on your friends 😉 Amaze them with something new!

Alright! Drum roll please…. No! Dholak roll please!

Here are the 7 Punjabi cuss words that will make you roll in laughter! Kick back your socks and be prepared to laugh your guts out!

• Boo Da Boja – Smelly Idiot

If you have a friend who smells and doesn’t maintain proper hygiene, yell out ‘Boo de bojey’! Don’t forget to tell them the meaning. Force them to repent and die in guilt if they do not take a bath even after this insult! 😛

• Tuare Booth Pan Chate Hai? – Do You Want Your Face Broken Mister?

Literally it means, you have enough wings to fly high now? Let me bring you down and beat the shit outta you!

If you have a blabbermouth or know-it-all friend, use this cuss as a counter measure to shut them up for good. This might make them fear you! 😛

• Dhaun Napp Deyange Tuhaddi! – Hold Him By The Neck And Make His Squeal!

If there is someone who is annoying you beyond comparison, hold up their collar and yell this out! That outta scare the nightmares out of him! 😛

Be advised, this cuss words are used by Punjabi daddies when they want to beat their child for misbehaving. You have been warned again 😉

• Onda Phuddu Lagge Ai – He Is Very Lucky!

If any of your friends passes his/her exam without even studying, say this to him! It literally means someone who got lucky even when he/she didn’t work that hard for it or got something out of the blue!

• Shaitaan Diyaan Poonch! – Naughty Little Fella!

This totally applies on naughty kids who simply don’t stop running around or creating mischief! 😛 Remember how you too were a ‘Shaitaan Diyaan Poonch’  yourself when you were a kid! 😀

• Chitta Baandarr/ Kaala Baandarr – White Monkey/ Black Monkey

If you have a friend who is despicably fair or dark, you might jestingly call them this. If you get punched, we won’t take you to hospital! 😛

• Pendu! – Illiterate Sardaar Or Someone Who Is From Rural Punjab

This is normally said for someone who is stubborn or isn’t very smart. If you yell out Pendu! At someone, make sure you are yourself a non-Pendu first! Who knows, maybe you are yourself a Pendu!

That’s it! These are some non-offensive Punjabi cuss words that are often blurted out in light humour. Try them on your friends.

Make everyone laugh and cut the tension.

As Punjabis always say… ‘Laala Musa Kharian Pehn Yahn Savarian’ – I am going to do what I want!, do something hilarious and make everyone smile!

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