Cheater boyfriend – We presume you remember the movie ‘Luv Ka The End’?

It was a chick-flick but one could take cue from the movie how to teach bring the cheater boyfriend to task. The name is ambiguous, in one hand, it suggests a break-up on the other it tells how Luv (the hero)’s philandering ways were put to rest by three women, one of them toyed by him lately, thereby hauling his end.

Well, if a cheatercock who lured you into a relationship and showed off his genetic cowardice afterwards by leaving you baffled, you better turn to Bollywood movies to seek hilarious ways for teaching him a lesson because real badass people deal with every oppugner with humour:

I deas for Cheater boyfriend –

Mix stone dust in his protein supplement:

In the Movie MOM, Sridevi, in collaboration with Nawazuddin Siddiqui, in order to avenge her daughter’s rape, mixes apple-seed dust with the protein supplement of the predator and the high-intensity protein kills him instantaneously. But you don’t want to end up in jail, so simple stone dust will do, it will wreak havoc in his system, you bet!

Land up in his door and bombard him with questions:

Remember how Paresh Rawal from the film Judaai bombarded all his foes with questions until they torn their hair? This is the best way to leave them frustrated. Deploy some of your girlies to take turns in questioning him about his past affairs, broken condoms and alleged number of illegitimate children so far he’s fathered.

Beat him to a pulp:

Take reference from Chak De India when the fearsome girl gang beat the boys into pulp when they hurled some sexist abused to their teammates. Make your girl army and execute the worst revenge on him, that is best him black and blue. This will give you a peaceful sleep, try!

Pull out a Manjulika on him:

Be your own version of Manjulika from Bhul Bhulaiya and play a messy-haired, smudged make-up paranoid before his whole family and shout at the peak of your lungs that you are going to mother his child, then after raising hell for him before his Mummy and Papa, just disappear in thin air so that he bears the brunt and you enjoy.

Pretend to be happily in love with someone else when he is around:

Remember what Kajol did in Pyar Toh Hona Hi Tha to attain his philandering love’s interest back? Well this is another case for you, you don’t want him back, not even in your worst nightmare but have to give him the taste of his own medicine, so hire your Ajay Devgan and do some hair-raising PDA before his eyes only to leave him repentant.

Ideas for Cheater boyfriend – He was never worth it and in likely manner, he doesn’t deserve your revenge too, why spare even that much attention on a mediocre coward fella? But making him the prey will satiate your andar ki bhukhi sherni. You bet!

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Revenge Stories – Some breakup stories are not simple.

You know; there’s a lot of drama. You’re lucky IF you broke up & your partner accepted it & ended it peacefully. But there are many who are certainly NOT lucky in this case. Breakups can be really harsh sometimes. Sometimes, the person someone is breaking up with can be the one who can’t handle IF they break the relationship. So they do crazy things to threaten their lover. Some even plan to take revenge.

It becomes a situation, where they go like “I’ll make you pay back.” Sometimes, what happens is, one person cheats & the other does something really crazy in the name of revenge. I’ve come across many stories in my real LiFe. As I stumbled upon Reddit, some shared their stories & trust me, it is really haunting.

Here are they –

1. Stole my laptop and started putting pictures of herself naked as a young girl (like 13 or so) and called the cops. I had already reported it stolen, though, and it’s a pretty trivial process to show when a picture is added to a computer. That and the fact that she admitted that she took it from my home got me off the hook.
2. She created a profile for me on some gay dating site saying something like “hi, I’m 22 and looking for my first time with a man, I’m want to try everything!”. It had pictures of me and everything. I got a lot of emails but it still took a while to figure out where they were coming from… Worst thing is that I couldn’t get it taken down…. I had to abandon that email address.
3. Spread rumors that I had STD’s. Except she was the first person I’d ever had sex with, which wasn’t exactly a secret, therefore she was also admitting to having STD’s. She wasn’t the brightest spark.
4. Lied to the cops; told them I beat her. Showed up with a squad car 12 hours earlier than agreed upon on my last day with my beloved dog, and took him from me while I sobbed. I gave her prior visitation with him until she robbed me, but I get no such visitation with him now and have not seen him in 3 years. Still think about him every day. Still burn with fiery hatred for her.
5. Harassed me every day for seven months straight.
6. Apparently she had saved every email, PM, or letter in which we discussed issues related to my family, relationships with my parents, etc… She then proceeded to divulge them to my family in all their unedited glory.
7. My BF cheated on me badly, so I convinced him to get matching tattoos. The funny thing is, he went and got the tattoo, and I went home. LOL.
8. Told my conservative parents we broke up because I was pressuring her to have sex and that I told her it was ok if she got pregnant because I could pay for an abortion all of which was bullshit. We broke up because she got drunk and cheated on me while I was away.

Do you have any stories to add in this list? Leave a comment below.

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We all are aware of our collective hate for the class of professionals whose job is to serve us, but almost everyone is found trying to rule us and walk over us!

Of course we are talking about politicians!

However, don’t let the hate get to your mind and do something stupid with these so called netas like killing them!

Instead, let’s see if there are other ways how to torture them and give them a taste of their own medicine.

In fact our proud BSF and CRPF guys are already practicing such things, even if unintentionally!

And mind you, the result is heart-warming and going to give you such pleasure, which you cannot derive from anything else, ever!

Just yesterday our home minister, Mr. Rajnath Singh visited CRPF facility in Vasant Kunj for a function and lights went out! Imagine his plight that he had to sit in a totally dark room waiting for electricity to be restored. Let’s tell you one thing guys, even with an entire security squadron around a politician, it is going to be a nightmare for him to be in a public place in dark! We wonder how Mr. Singh must have felt in those few minutes! Even if he doesn’t accept it, we are sure those few moments must have brought in front of him his entire life, all the good and bad deeds and since he is a hardened politician, definitely more of bad deeds!

That wasn’t the only event though. Few months back at the same place, Mr. Rajnath Singh was stuck in a lift and the poor man was pulled out from the rooftop of lift after couple of hours!

Guess what, Mr. Singh is the guinea pig for all such wonderful experiments being conducted in the country to learn how we can torture our beloved corrupt politicians without actually harming them. Okay, if their blood pressure moves up and down faster than the speed of light, we are not responsible for that!

There have been other instances where this political class has been brought to its knees.

A prime example is of the stage breaking down at a political rally! There are so many instances like those that it seems as if the entire stage-construction community is exchanging notes on how to prepare bad quality stages and scare the shit out of the neta trying to give his long bhaashan!

Let us think of some more of such weird ideas which does not harm these politicians, but let them know that they are human, at the same level as that of a common man and that if we won’t hurt you, circumstances shall definitely make sure that karma comes to bite you in your ass!

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