Indian moms are a class apart. In their psyche, they equate themselves to Sherlock Holmes or Hercule Poirot. Wondering why? well, try to lie to yours for figuring things out, she will animatedly raise eyebrow and counter question on even your crystalline lies. It is always a no-win scenario for you because she knows a great deal. In fact worse, you can expect her to land up as a meteorite in the late night party with your friends just to check on whether or not you are in your senses. That blank amazement you experience right then is every Indian mom’s forte. Probably, they are the human version of drones that are licensed to hover over you wherever you go, albeit sneakily.

Well, Indian moms are rather too cocky when it comes to managing their kids, leave alone over protective. You are not entitled to live life on your terms until you start earning, may be not even then. We can’t completely blame her though, it is a practice that spans through generations. Today’s moms are way too smart to align themselves with changing trends because they are exposed to social media. There is a collateral damage of the same, when your mom has an account of social media, she will be fixated on the negatives of the same, especially those news about teenage drug addiction that cause her discomfiture. She will, hence take it upon herself to create a protective barrier around her own children so that they are not misled.

Your mom is your best friend, true but the best critic too. Once she is in social media, she will comb through your previous post to figure out what you have been up to lately and how many lies you have subjected her to. Keeping aside social media, she will use all her motherly wiles to stop you from mixing with the particular friend she doesn’t like. She will even walk the extra mile to protect you. How? appointing an Agent W for clock-and-dagger activities for keeping your image hygienic in the society. Again, we can’t judge her too much because Indian parents face a lot of judgments from the society as to how they raise their kids. So, there is a predominant societal pressure that keeps her going.

This Saheeba Chadhha, Rohan Shah and Aisha Ahmas starrer video is a appropriate take on what would happen if Indian moms turned spies. This video is so relatable that we feel if someone derived instances from our lives. Enjoy the video because we too had or share of titters watching this.

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When mom visits after marriage – Indian moms are rather ruthless about asserting right on their children even after marriage.

They always had the alibi to reprimand us and teach us the values of life, cleanliness, respecting the elders in stifling proportions, and especially bringing above 90 percent marks in the boards so as to exorcise the demon next door called Sharmaji whose son always makes his parents proud with his marks and Sharmaji can’t stop gushing over him. So, the bottom line is every Indian parent wants to breed a Sundar Pichai in each homes and they just can’t keep calm about finding faults.

When we grow up, pat comes the marriageable age (the danger period starts from 21 years) and Indian mothers are left in cold sweat how their ‘Sweetu’s and “Laadla’s will shoulder the ‘enormous’ responsibility and here under the things that would happen when they visit you in your love-nest:

When mom visits after marriage –

1 – She will dig out an abandoned sock from your sofa:

So you just sat down in the sofa watching the match after being back from office and got rid of your shoes there. Thanks to the Baai that those shoes now proudly glisten from the shoe rack but the other sock from the pair disappeared in thin air only to be found by mom later when she starts to dust it. She looks at you in dismay and you blatantly pass the blame on your spouse!

2 – She wreaks havoc on your diet:

Forget surviving on sprouts and yogurt that mom is here now. She seems to have taken life by the tail when she enters the kitchen and dishes out delicacies from Paneer Butter Masala to Mutton Biryani . Well, when the aroma itself creates the hunger pangs how can you not eat? This is how moms adulate!.. err… manipulate with the aroma.

3 – You land up embarrassed sometimes, ahem!

So, she wanted a pen and you are used to laptops and smartphones so you had to ransack all your drawers for a pen only to be exposed to packets of condoms that you have stacked up as emergency stock. She leaves the room disappointed that she is not going to meet her naati anytime soon.

4 – She makes sure your Baai is value for money:

So, you wanted to go for a movie and left mom to the baai’s care and on your return you find that the Baai needs intensive care because mom made her doubly clean the house with almost stopwatch on. Your hand reaches your ears before the Baai seeing her gasp for breath.

5 – She takes a class about family planning:

The planning of family itself didn’t exist for you a few months ago before marriage now she is giving you a mighty goal about family planning. You end up leafing through internet if there is a rulebook of family planning to draw inspiration from.

When mom visits after marriage – Moms will never learn to chill. But who can loathe moms now that they are so loveable? We are sure the above pointers had reminded of your mom too.

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Indian moms are ushered into all sorts of insecurities once their sons start dating.

They have a clear-sighted conviction about raising their son into fine men and as because women are pathologically jealous, losing their sons to another woman comes off as a nightmare for them. They feel like wrested of power and control over their sons and not to mention, feel threatened at the arrival of a potential enemy, the ‘bahu’ in the household. They are even repelled to the idea of their adult sons dating unlike mothers of western countries and start seeing red from the time when their sons bring their girlfriends for the first time home.

Here are the ways Indian moms behave when their son wants to introduce their girlfriend to their moms.

1. Their will keep a magnifying glass handy:

If course, get the sarcasm here. Moms will always be apprehensive before giving the relationship her nod, so she will hair-split over her appearance then character till hours on end.

2. She will bombard her with questions:

Ranging from can you cook to what your father does?

Because, she has already started seeing you as a probable threat. Hence, there will be no other way around than to judge you.

3. She will give her all sorts of moral lecture:

Just to mould her into the characteristic of a perfect Indian ‘Bahu’. She will lay down rules that needs to be followed in disguise of lecture.

4. She will spin a yarn:

Of course, she is the boss around the house now and is in full control of her son’s life. She, hence will not let go of any chance to give her potential enemy cold feet. She will tell how much her son adores her and will be his first preference even after his marriage.

5. She will share anecdotes from her son’s life:

Just to make sure the listener understands how much she has devoted herself to raising her son and how she made sacrifices. She remembers every itsy-bitsy detail of her son’s life and that makes her a doting mother.

6. Her emotional atyachar:

Well, that is the special characteristic of an Indian mother and not to mention, they are quite adept at that. But whenever there is a probable threat, that amount doubles up. Mom will start reacting strangely in whatever the son says, she will be blatant and brazen about it to make his girlfriend uncomfortable.

7. She will call her friend to bitch about that girl:

Because Sarita Masi is mom’s mainstay and the powerhouse of suggestions whenever she needs it. She will call Sarita Masi for detailed analysis of her character.

These are ways Indian moms are likely to behave if her son brings his girlfriend home for the first time.

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