Hey! Don’t look at me as if I woke you up at 5am on a Sunday!

I know that Mr. Narendra Modi has the mandate to rule us for another four years and elections are far away, but then someone has to remove the rose-tinted glasses offered by Mr. Modi himself and look at the future realistically!

First of all, the achhe din are nowhere around the corner!

Sorry to rock your boat, but they are not coming anytime soon. All you have got and are going to get is pep-talk and nothing more. Development isn’t happening the way it should be, the government is not able to pass major bills required for businesses to look up as it doesn’t have the numbers in Parliament and prices are rising again!

In short, the frustrating days of UPA 2 are what one can expect given the way this current government is functioning.

If this goes on, by 2019 we all be screaming for a government change and a new PM!

Who can qualify?

Obviously the congress supporters will shout from the roof top to make their baba, Rahul Gandhi the PM!

However, the country knows his calibre and he doesn’t look like in the race, at least not today. May be if by some miracle he gets some brains, then I can’t say.

In such a scenario our best bet should be the current cricket team captain, MS Dhoni !

Yes I know he is not a politician, but by 2019 he would have retired from cricket and would have got time in his hands to join politics and contest an election. He started playing cricket for India and in no time was made captain based on his skills. He knows the game well and is a true leader. He has supported underdogs, spotted talent and gone against odds million times to steal victory from the jaws of failure! He is a true team player, a cool leader, takes smart decisions, and is unorthodox in approaching problems and providing unheard of, but successful solutions!

In short, all those qualities are what are required to be India’s PM!

We as a country have lot of potential, but no one is exploiting it in the right manner so that every citizen benefits and real growth happens to reduce poverty and inequality. The current government is only offering big words, bigger headlines instead of real action on the ground. Not to mention the fringe elements already working overtime to create a rift in the society on religious grounds!

And no, we don’t hear Mr. Modi rejecting such stupid statements simply because he can’t spoil his relations with RSS and VHP to stay in power!

I guess our best hope is someone like Mahi, a youngster to lead our young nation!

Enough of oldies catering to their selfish goals without giving a thought to what the nation wants!

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Our lives will be incomplete without all those amazing apps we keep downloading on our smart phones these days- music apps, dating apps, shopping apps, movie apps, TV apps and whatnot!

But, these apps are not deciding the flow of our lives. They undeniably add colour, zing, excitement in our lives, and that’s about it.

What rules everything in our lives is: The Politics!

It is politics and politicians who make the rules and regulations. How we live, what we eat, see, talk, drink; practically anything and everything that we do with our lives, is controlled by our politicians, directly or indirectly!

Then why don’t we have an app to control this dominating species, which most of the times MISRULE?

The servants-turned-rulers must be shown their place the moment they do a ghotala! How nice and easy it would be to have an app which can help us decide which politician to vote for and which one to avoid. Or better still, once they are in power, how to keep a check on them!

Why not have a POLITICS APP!

For example, a minister watching porn in Parliament is highlighted on the app across the nation, the app users pick and vote, and immediately he gets suspended from power and debarred from politics for next 50 years!

Sounds too cool!!

Or better still, when a minister is trying to explain how having more children is good in an over-populated country, his credentials and whereabouts are immediately flashed on the Politics App, and we can choose a punishment for that politician through the app only! He can be made to stand on his chair in the Parliament holding his ears and told to learn the basic lessons of economics which he flunked!

*I am in love with this app already*

Or an illiterate goon politician trying to draft education policy for the country can be spanked through the app, at free will till he becomes a better person.

Can you imagine the possibilities? This public humiliation of actual politicians in a mobile app will be real fun and may be, just may be, an indication for the erring ones to mend their ways and come on the right track!

Through the app, we can ensure only the best candidates get to serve us. We can mark the ones in politics who are on the seats just because their father, grandfather and his grandfather was in politics, and can be just kicked out, unless he/she really deserves to be a part of the system. The app must have a button which connects all and takes consensus on such issues. And APPS VERDICT MUST BE COMPLIED TO!

Also, there can be an age limit for those trying to govern. Technically sound app should calculate the age of al the ruling ministers. After all, how can you expect a person to have a vision when he himself can’t see properly or hear properly or even breathe properly! We are a young nation and need the power of youth to bring change with expert guidance from the experienced souls. No point in handing out power to those living past their expiry date!

BRING THE APP THAT TELLS THE CORRECT AGE OF ALL THOSE POLITICIANS!

So who is going to work on such Politics Apps?

Surely, they will be massive hits in the market.

Just waiting eagerly for this innovation, aren’t you too?

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Excited with this new proposal? Already making the list of people you think can feature in this record book?

Well, to be honest, if I were to make such a list, I would keep my name on the top! Followed by you all!

Shocked?

Let me tell you why!

I think I will count myself amongst one of the topmost chu%@#aas to be at the receiving end of all kinds of bullshit happening around me. The reason being that even after considering self a responsible citizen and an educated individual, I still let go of my duty to make the society a better place by the actions and decisions I make.

It’s me who CHOOSE BIGGEST INDIAN IDIOTS TO RULE ME AND DIM-WITTED TO ENTERTAIN ME!

And so are all of you!

The politicians aren’t at fault for taking us all for granted. It’s their right that, someone passing racist remarks, someone else napping inside the parliament; someone watching porn during proceedings of the house and someone instigating people on religious lines; someone is talking about colour of skin to someone defying science and logic for their own selfish gains. It’s their way! All these political leaders are not in power because they wanted to, but solely for the reason that we, as individual voters, voted them in power! And what have we got? Some of the most obnoxious politicians who seem to have had their brains kidnapped during birth!

Why only politicians? We are the ones who have given crazy ass people like Kamaal R Khan a platform to vomit shit whenever he wants to. Yes, he is a so called entertainer, but does he really entertains? Is he really contributing to the growth of creative soul of our country? Absolutely not!

Kamaal R Khan

What about his female counterpart, Rakhi Sawant?

The lady who is a walking-talking advertisement of Botox is always around to give her opinions on everything in the country for her petty benefit of getting some role in a movie or show which she most probably doesn’t even deserve. However, she gets it because there are so many people who want to listen to our crap and laugh at her, rather than with her. But are we so intelligence deprived that we have to resort to such low-level gimmicks for our entertainment?

Rakhi Sawant

These are just a couple of examples of people who are known to divide us, test our intelligence, play with our emotions and cheat us on every possible level. Whether it is our invaluable vote or precious time to be entertained, these people are hell bent on furthering their cause, at our cost!

Are we still up and about to do anything about this riotous ruling in India?

Are we taking a step ahead in the direction to bring meaningful entertainment to us?

Then who exactly should be put in the “Ch%@#as Hall of Fame”?

Well, it’s high time we stop such idiots from getting into power and if somehow they reach there, it becomes our duty to kick them out of that position by exercising our vote carefully! It is also a plea to those who do not get up to cast their vote!

It’s our responsibility to outcast the imprudent entertainers. SAY NO to crap!

Unless we do that, each one of us, the ordinary citizens will be in the Limca Book of Biggest Indian Chu%@#as and the real ones will laugh their way to the bank!

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So we have selected our dear government with great hopes and with thumping majority!

What do we get in return?

We get some highly corrupt or simply put, some idiots in the name of MPs whose only objective in life is to put their foot in their mouth and treat the average citizen of this country as a brainless cucumber!

Sorry to say, the citizen of this country is aware and quite intelligent not to take shit in the name of welfare or citizen-concerning schemes which are actually harmful!

We are talking about the BJP MP from Maharashtra Dilip M Gandhi who is also the head of a Parliamentary Committee on Subordinate Legislation for giving a statement which requires the English dictionary to invent a better word than mindless idiot to use for him!

The government wanted recommendations from this committee to decide whether to increase the specified size of pictorial warning on the packing of tobacco products from 40% to 85% so as to warn the buyers of the potential harmful effects of tobacco consumption. It was supposed to come into effect from Apr’ 2015, but for this man and his senseless recommendations to the government, such an advisory has been postponed!

What this man says is even though there countless studies all across the world, proving that tobacco consumption is hazardous for our health and is one of the primary reasons for causing cancer, we can’t rely on them as those studies have not been done on Indian citizens!

Now first of all this so-called educated gentleman must have got his degrees by paying bribe since he is simply unaware or blind to see availability of so much of research material in the context of Indian citizens about tobacco’s harmful impact. Secondly, even if, hypothetically we believe that we don’t have enough research on Indian patients, does it mean that we as Indians are a different breed than the rest of the human population? If tobacco is harmful for the rest of the world who inhale the same air, eat the same kind of food, has a similar genetic composition as us, it can’t be harmful to us as we were made from a different mould? Well, as of now, this MP seems to have been made of a different and highly defective mould to be not even listening to what crap he is vomiting out in broad daylight!

Wake up Mr. Gandhi, use your pea-sized brain and not think only about your growing by the second bank balance, but about humanity at large and talk sense! Don’t listen to only tobacco lobbies and be their slave! You have got the mandate to serve people and their best interest; don’t blow it away for your self-serving interests!

Hope the government doesn’t listen to such nincompoops and take sound logical decisions to save our coming generations from the menace of tobacco! It would be better to not give such people any position to torture the common man, rather zip their mouth and get their psychiatric treatment done!

He needs it badly!

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