GenX needs a lot when it comes to recreation and rejuvenation!

They are demanding newer avenues. They are asking for more and more.

The usual, eating business may have the nerve of youth with various urban pubs and restaurants, but with the rising imbalance in the nation’s economy, it is becoming challenging for the youth too, to maintain the kind of lifestyle they want.

Sophisticated, happening, youthful, modern and upbeat, and yet low cost eateries are the need of the hour for the youth today.

Yet, there are many factors enveloping the idea of a successful eatery.

We all know that, with the rise in lifestyle choices, Competition is fierce in the restaurant business. Making a small restaurant profitable amid an economic downturn and national decline in dining out is a challenge. Even for a small eatery, creating efficiencies in the operations, marketing and management are the keys to generating revenue. Profitable small eatery owners asses their businesses frequently, then implement strategies to continually drive downs costs and increase customer satisfaction.

Here are 5 imperative factors that affect the food business for small eatery for genX and how one can control them, if they want to make it a good business idea:

1. Streamlining The Operations

It is important to streamline the operations if you really want to make it a profitable business. Overhead expenses like food, supplies and payroll must be evaluated weekly to ensure maximum output and minimum waste. Also, the point to be noted is that the first-in-first-out, or FIFO, system cuts the cost of perishable goods by using a rotation system in which older food is used first to curb waste. A closely monitored payroll helps plan staffing needs and reduces costs by eliminating unnecessary work hours. Keeping track of profit and loss through accurate accounting is paramount to operational success. Successful owners access their performance trends regularly, making necessary changes to generate profit. If you wish to own and run a profit making eatery for GenX, make sure you comply with this.

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It is a known fact that Shah Rukh, Salman and Aamir – the Khans of Bollywood – have never featured in a film together.

But wouldn’t it be nice if that happened? Well, that’s a topic for the future and in all honesty, depends on the directors if they can handle three individuals of that stature under the same roof.

The Khans have claimed to be “friends” on more than one occasion and let’s pretend that is a fact.

So how would it be if the Khans came together for a film? Let us browse through the industry’s history and portray the Khans in place of some of the favourite Bollywood roles that we have admired till date –

Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi (1958)

Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi (1958)

Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi is a comedy film that features brothers – Kishore Kumar, Ashok Kumar and Anoop Kumar – as the star cast. Now, we know that the Kumar brothers displayed chemistry in the best possible manner. Would the Khans be able to replicate the same?

Padosan (1968)

Padosan (1968)

Padosan is another classic Bollywood comedy film with an ensemble cast starring Sunil Dutt, Kishore Kumar and Mehmood in the lead roles. It is hard to decipher as to which Khan would play the Tamilian music teacher or the love struck Bhola and his friend Guru Vidyapati.

Bombay to Goa (1972)

Bombay to Goa (1972)

Did you know Bombay to Goa was the first Amitabh Bachchan film to have him in the lead? Nevertheless, the movie also had other two important characters Mehmood (the bus conductor) and Shatrughan Sinha (the antagonist). The Khans could definitely form a handsome trio and make this movie a bigger hit than it already was.

Sholay (1975)

Sholay (1975)

Just picture the three Khans donning the roles of Jai, Veeru and Thakur Baldev Singh and uniting to fight a common enemy Gabbar Singh. The Khans may or may not be the best of friends in real life, but watching their chemistry on reel is something every Bollywood lover would like.

Amar Akbar Anthony (1977)

Amar Akbar Anthony (1977)

Hindi action comedy films are plenty, but none of them come close to Amar Akbar Anthony. Rishi Kapoor, Amitabh Bachchan and Vinod Khanna are very diverse actors than the Khans. Can the Khans do justice if the movie is remade with them in the lead cast?

Jaane Bhi Do Yaaro (1983)

Jaane Bhi Do Yaaro (1983)

Jaane Bhi Do Yaaro is one of the few cult classic films of Bollywood. Starring Naseeruddin Shah and Ravi Baswani in the lead, the movie was not an instant hit. But add the Khans to it and get one of them to play the supporting character by Om Puri and this movie would blow the roof off the stadium for sure.

Hum (1991)

Hum (1991)

Hum – another film starring Big B and one of the three Khans to match his calibre. This time around, it also stars Rajinikanth and Govinda alongside Amitabh Bachchan. If the film is remade, it would be quite an interesting show to watch as to who gets the reigns of the film and whether that Khan fills the shoes of Big B perfectly or not.

Delhi Belly (2011)

Delhi Belly (2011)

Aamir Khan was one of the producers for Delhi Belly; well, why not act in it, too? Sounds plausible right? All he could have done is bring together the other two Khans and form the amazing ‘threesome’.

Gangs of Wasseypur (2012)

Gangs of Wasseypur (2012)

Gangs of Wasseypur received rave reviews upon its release. Intense characterisation for actors is one of the reasons why the movie was a major hit. Again, acting like Manoj Bajpai, Nawazuddin Siddiqui and Piyush Mishra is not the Khans’ forte. It’s a very difficult recasting choice.

Go Goa Gone (2013)

Go Goa Gone (2013)

Even though Go Goa Gone received positive reviews from critics, the Indian audiences proved that they are not yet ready for zombie films. But would movie have been a box-office flow had the Khans starred in it? We doubt that.

The 10 films listed above would definitely carry panache and quality different than ever. In what other films would you want the Khans to come together? Do let us know!!

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“I always think of sex! Please help!”

“My husband doesn’t satisfy me, what should I do?”

I can’t hold for more than 30 seconds? Am I normal?

“Is masturbation good for health?”

Well, does it all look familiar?

Yeah, we know what you’re thinking.

The moment anything or anyone talks about sex, the antennas of our attention are ready to receive the signals. Even better if all those sex related queries and problems are solved on a daily basis and offered to you on a platter in the comfort of your bed! Who can deny such pleasures?

In fact, these types of questions and many more of such kinds, in great graphic and intricate details are published on a daily basis in major newspaper sections under the agony aunt columns. The best part is that they have a great following too! That’s the reason they are being published day after day, year after year, despite everybody taking a hypocritical stand of not talking about sex in public!

For all those who take such a double-faced position, Breaking News: Newspapers are for public consumption!

Now you don’t have to tell us whether you read them discreetly or openly, but we know that you do read them! As a fact of the matter, almost everyone who reads newspapers reads them and it’s one of the spiciest of columns one looks forward to follow. The kind of problems mentioned makes one roll on the floor laughing really hard! You know, who can have such kind of weird sexual problems?

No one knows how real the contributions to these columns are. It is a thing to wonder if someone really takes time out to sit and write such intimate problems and want the whole world to read about it. Agreed that it is mostly anonymous and no one knows the real identity, but it is actually weird to think that these are genuine contributions. But in a sex-starved country as ours where there is hardly any discussion on sex from an educational point of view, such columns are bound to generate curiosity and mass following. At least the experts who give advice are genuine and professionals which is a relief.

The newspaper companies earn out of common man’s sexual miseries and the readers have some free entertainment! This is indeed a win-win situation, except for those who discreetly post their queries with the hope that their sex-lives will improve. After all it must not be easy for them to go and see a sex-therapist in reality due to social stigma and prohibitive costs!

Well, sex-life is important for an otherwise completely healthy life. Better to get issues sorted in public rather than sulk in private and be devoid of one of the most pleasurable acts of nature!

For those anonymous writers, keep seeking help for your sex problems ! For readers, enjoy the fun!

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Excited with this new proposal? Already making the list of people you think can feature in this record book?

Well, to be honest, if I were to make such a list, I would keep my name on the top! Followed by you all!

Shocked?

Let me tell you why!

I think I will count myself amongst one of the topmost chu%@#aas to be at the receiving end of all kinds of bullshit happening around me. The reason being that even after considering self a responsible citizen and an educated individual, I still let go of my duty to make the society a better place by the actions and decisions I make.

It’s me who CHOOSE BIGGEST INDIAN IDIOTS TO RULE ME AND DIM-WITTED TO ENTERTAIN ME!

And so are all of you!

The politicians aren’t at fault for taking us all for granted. It’s their right that, someone passing racist remarks, someone else napping inside the parliament; someone watching porn during proceedings of the house and someone instigating people on religious lines; someone is talking about colour of skin to someone defying science and logic for their own selfish gains. It’s their way! All these political leaders are not in power because they wanted to, but solely for the reason that we, as individual voters, voted them in power! And what have we got? Some of the most obnoxious politicians who seem to have had their brains kidnapped during birth!

Why only politicians? We are the ones who have given crazy ass people like Kamaal R Khan a platform to vomit shit whenever he wants to. Yes, he is a so called entertainer, but does he really entertains? Is he really contributing to the growth of creative soul of our country? Absolutely not!

Kamaal R Khan

What about his female counterpart, Rakhi Sawant?

The lady who is a walking-talking advertisement of Botox is always around to give her opinions on everything in the country for her petty benefit of getting some role in a movie or show which she most probably doesn’t even deserve. However, she gets it because there are so many people who want to listen to our crap and laugh at her, rather than with her. But are we so intelligence deprived that we have to resort to such low-level gimmicks for our entertainment?

Rakhi Sawant

These are just a couple of examples of people who are known to divide us, test our intelligence, play with our emotions and cheat us on every possible level. Whether it is our invaluable vote or precious time to be entertained, these people are hell bent on furthering their cause, at our cost!

Are we still up and about to do anything about this riotous ruling in India?

Are we taking a step ahead in the direction to bring meaningful entertainment to us?

Then who exactly should be put in the “Ch%@#as Hall of Fame”?

Well, it’s high time we stop such idiots from getting into power and if somehow they reach there, it becomes our duty to kick them out of that position by exercising our vote carefully! It is also a plea to those who do not get up to cast their vote!

It’s our responsibility to outcast the imprudent entertainers. SAY NO to crap!

Unless we do that, each one of us, the ordinary citizens will be in the Limca Book of Biggest Indian Chu%@#as and the real ones will laugh their way to the bank!

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Cartoonist Pran, who created the iconic ‘Chacha Chaudhary’ and ‘Sabu’ passed away today!

This is indeed a really really sad day for all those comic lovers out there. Mr. Pran Kumar Sharma, known to the world only as Pran, was single-handedly responsible for giving wholesome entertainment to Indian kids for nearly half a century. While the West gave us larger than life heroes like Spiderman, Superman etc, Pran saab created true Indian superheroes that didn’t have any superpowers except for a genius brain! How cool is that!

Pran saab’s most famous creation has been Chacha Chaudhary, ‘jiska dimaag computer se bhi tez chalta hai’ and his companion, Sabu, man from Jupiter, ‘jise gussa aata hai toh kahin jwalamukhi phat’ta hai’! These simple and cute characteristics can bring a smile on not only a child’s but even a grown-up’s face. He also had other characters up his sleeve which he dished out one after the other to mind-boggling success in the comic world. Characters like Billu, Pinki, Raman, Shrimatiji still tickle a funny bone and have been household names for so many decades.

He has been the best cartoonist India has ever produced and due to the immense popularity of his comics, his characters made their way in showbiz as well. TV serials and Animation films have been made on Chacha Chaudhary series of comics and gained lot of popularity.

Each and every of his character, whether it was Billu or Pinki or Chacha Chaudhary, has been drawn from regular life. Nothing fancy, nothing great about their looks or style, except that each one of them has displayed superior mental faculties in dealing with day to day problems. That is the precise reason they got so famous. After all, simplicity rules! Without being preachy, he used simplicity to make a lasting impression on children’s mind teaching them the power of brain!

Mr. Pran was born in Kasur near Lahore, Pakistan and then moved to India after partition. After completing his Masters in Political Science from Gwalior, he took admission in Mumbai’s Sir JJ School of Arts for a course in Fine Arts, but left it midway. Soon after, he started his career in Delhi in 1960 as a cartoonist and there was no looking back. He travelled the whole world to share his art with fellow and budding cartoonists and became an inspiration to many of them.

His passing away has left a huge void and no one will ever be able to fill it. We just hope that his legacy continues and keep inspiring other cartoonists for generations to come.

Comic reading may never be the same again!

It’s time to bring out those comics and soak in some sweet nostalgia!

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