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Love And Relationship: How To Lose A Girl In 10 Days

If you’re stuck with an apology of a partner, whose only mission in life is to ruin your life. Then you have to break free. But how will you get away from her? Well, that’s where our expert advice comes into play. Our tried and tested methods of annoyance can definitely make you lose your partner in ten days…read on!

If you’re stuck with an apology of a partner, whose only mission in life is to ruin your life. Then you have to break free. But how will you get away from her? Well, that’s where our expert advice comes into play. Our tried and tested methods of annoyance can definitely make you lose your partner in ten days…read on!

Check her best friend out:
One of the surest ways to annoy the living daylights out her is to check out her girl friend. It will not only make her insecure, but also push you into the department of morons, from where you can easily escape into the freedom. Women hate it when somebody more attractive or even slightly better looking comes under her guy’s radar. It’s a bigger issue than being caught wearing the same outfit as somebody else.

Skip out on hygiene:
This particular routine will make her so mad that she would probably hit you across the face. Girls dig well groomed and well kempt guys, those who shower regularly and keep their nails cut and clean. So the best way to make her leave you without a thought is to skip out on all things hygiene. Simply be a rugged buffoon and everything will get sorted for sure. Don’t trust us? Tell your partner you’d be showing up at the movies in yesterday’s boxers and watch her squirm…

Call her fat:
Whether she has an hourglass figure or is slightly on the plump side, your weapon of choice should always be ‘you look fat’. She will be so disgusted with you, she will not think twice before saying bye-bye to your relationship. Because all girls have this thing that their guys should at least find them hot, whether they are one or not. So if you go against this wish of hers, you’re on the firing line for sure.

Be incommunicado:
Nothing pisses the fairer sex more than not having you listening their ‘stuff’. From work-related queries to exciting shopping expeditions, they have to tell you EVERYTHING. So when you go incommunicado on them, they are bound to flip out and call it quits once and for all. Why would she want to be a with a guy who doesn’t even like talking to her?

More beer time:
Hit the bottle and your guy gang with a vengeance. Watch her go red with anger when she realizes you’re no longer doing cheesy stuff with her, but hanging out with your buddies. If you have a couple of girls in the group, even better! *wink wink*

These tips are written in jest, to be taken in a humorous way. We do hope your relationship lasts a lifetime, but if she turns out to be a monster who wouldn’t readily leave you…do follow these tricks!

 

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