Many men walk up and open their mouth to speak out some raunchy and disgusting pickup lines that just make us feel go urrgghhh!

Below are some of the most Creepy, Sleazy and Cheezy Pick Up lines which are way too crude to listen:

1.  Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I’d love to spread them!

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Dirtiest pick-up lines – Sex-starved guys are always on the prowl and can go to great lengths for picking up a woman they like.

There have been a paradigm shift from the Victorian era where they said ‘your coral lips are made to kiss, I stoutly will maintain, and dare you say my lovely miss, that aught was made in vain’, even creepier, they sent out invitation cards for apparently ‘bumping and grinding’ in the Sofa (read between the lines, guys!)

Now that the bro-code and wingmanship has been devised by Barney Stinson, the cheesy pick-lines are pink in health.

You can administer a Cupid’s arrow on anyone that is hot and intelligent, that is to say, a woman that you are afraid to let yourself want.

However, these are the Dirtiest pick-up lines have been executed on women in this times and age so far:

Dirtiest pick-up lines –

1. To the girl who boosts blood-circulation in the right place:

‘Did you grow up in a Chicken farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.’

Man, really? You try so hard! You are pain in the wrong place.

2. If she is a lioness and you are the sheep:

‘Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight!’

Aw! Come up with better puns, btw, how long did it take you to come up with that one?

3. Cause your soldier salutes her hotness:

‘Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.’

No, I am a fashionista, my heels are taller than your privates standing in attention.

4. When you want to get designated from a stranger to in-her-pants er:

‘Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I can see myself in your pants.’

I knew you are a prick, even though I am no Cancer expert.

5. When your humour is going south:

‘I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.’

Go drown yourself. Bloody Donald Trump of fuckboys!

6. The compliment is ambiguous:

‘That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.’

Now I understand why ‘Awesome’ ends with ‘Me’ and ‘Ugly’ starts with ‘U’.

7. When you are blatant and desperate and sex deprived and everything in between:

‘Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis!’

I always wanted my smile to be likened with the length of a penis! Thank you and buzz off!

8. Guessing her profession?

‘Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.’

May be you calcium, you gave the bones of my middle finger an erection.

These are Dirtiest pick-up lines used against women – These pick-up lines are the signs how petty humour doesn’t work on women these days!

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It is not everybody’s wheelhouse to float witty one-liners that impress. There is a thin demarcation between being witty and sounding corny and many would shy away in the fear of being interpreted as a doucheknuckle. Then again, there are those genteel lots who charm hearts effortlessly with their smooth-talking and you turn green with envy. It is an art to woo women like a boss and it’s given that you will have your bad days in pursuit of mastering the skill. Sometimes ideas won’t sprout, sometimes the best thought zingers will fall in deaf ear. But your day will come too and it will come sooner if you get load of these below mentioned ones and use them in the opportune moment.

If beauty were time, you would be forever

Now this sounds super cute coming from a cute guy. You will leave the girl blushing, take it from us!

You are flawless apart from your lips, their crime is that they are not touching mine.

This line will make her heart thump like a railway engine.

Forget discounts, you are the best deal this Christmas for me.

Now who doesn’t want to feel special and this quote just serves the purpose.

How are you doing? (she answers fine), you say ‘I said how are you feeling, I didn’t say how am I looking?’

This is going to break the ice!

I am baking a cake so you would do me a favour? She says sure, what kind? You say, ‘just dip your finger in it for extra sweetness’

She will melt like butter hearing this.

I think kissing you would be drinking ocean water because the more I drink the thirst will increase

Hmm.. this will soar up the heat for sure!

Wait, there is something in your eye, got it, it’s the sparkle.

She will blush crimson instantaneously

Can you suggest me a good doctor? I am hurt because everytime I see you, I fall you.

Things will be sassed up already!

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?

That’s flirtatiously quirky!

You are living in my heart for quite some time and you need to pay the rent, the amount is one date!

You will get her rocking and reeling!

You deserve a poetry, not just words!

Now that sums her up, completely.

Is your dad a terrorist? For he produced a bomb like you.

That’s syrupy!

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

That’s sweet!

I think you are Delhi smog because you take my breath away.

Woot woot.

Girl you dropped something, my jaw!

She will smile coyly.

Try these super cute pick-up lines on your crush this Christmas and she will brood over you for long!

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Interesting Pick-Up Lines – Are you looking for some new pick-up lines? If yes, then these Reddit answers are here to help you out. Look, they are silly and funny equally, so it’s up-to you how and when to use them.

Let me tell you, they are absolutely good too.

And honestly, you can definitely give them a try.

You know, it is boring to use those regular pick-up lines likes “Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.” Or like these pick-up lines “You know what’s beautiful? Read the 1^st letter of my question”, “I should call you a Google, because you’re everything I’m looking for”, and something like this “Did you die recently? Because you look like an angel to me.”

These lines are used by many. And you know what; everybody are aware of these lines, right? So when you use these one’s, the opposite person will say “Can you try another one, because the line you used is very cheap and used.”

You don’t want that to happen, right?

So to save you, these Redditors shared the pick-up lines they swear by and you can give it a try by using all of them.

Are you ready? No doubt, you are. (Interesting Pick-Up Lines)

Let’s begin –

1. “I am not the most attractive guy in this bar, but I am the only one talking to you.” – (Shared by user 300hk)
2. I must be a cross-dresser because I can see me getting in your pants. (Shared by user Koalas_arent_bears)
3. Girl, were you sitting on sugar. Because, you got a sweet…personality. (Shared by user objectiveinsight)
4. If I was a Peter Pan then you’d be my happy thought. (Shared by user Mixfortune)
5. Are you stairs? Because, you took my breath away. (Shared by user PM-SOME-TITS)
6. “Hey, wanna be mom”? (Shared by user KingQuantic)
7. “I guess I already fell for you” (Shared by user comps2)
8. “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together. (Shared by user kymonopoly)
9. Look, I might not be the best you ever had, but I will be the most enthusiastic. (Shared by user AlphaQUp_Bish)
10. You want a pizza? Because, I can cook a pizza. (Shared by user olteonz)

This was all about the interesting pick-up lines.

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