It is no secret that Andaz Apna Apna has developed into a cult movie in India. However, did you know that it was a box office flop when it released in 1994?

Yes, the film suffered monetary setback and is considered an average grosser.

The movie gave us numerous memories to cherish over the years. From Salman Khan and Aamir Khan’s camaraderie to Shakti Kapoor’s dialogues as Crime Master Gogo and Paresh Rawal’s double role, the entire film had us in splits.

Though the movie was a box office disaster, it was received well by the critics and the audience alike. The reason behind the movie’s failure was seen as it being way ahead of its time.

So, do you think that the movie would have thrived had it been released in the modern era? We personally believe that the movie would have tanked in terms of critical reception, but would have been a box office success.

Let us analyse the prospects of Official Remake of Andaz Apna Apna –

The Movie Would Not Feature Salman or Aamir

Salman and Aamir were the lead actors in the film. They had their difference, as both actors needed more screen space than the other. Eventually, they agreed on the same amount of screen space. With too many hits behind them since 1994, the two actors are big enough appear together on same screen, regardless of their friendship. Egos are bound to clash.

Other Cast Members Would Cease to Exist on Screen Too

Another surprising fact about the film is that none of the lead actors were on talking terms with one another. Even the female stars Karisma Kapoor and Raveena Tandon had their share of difference. They would definitely not want to appear on screen together again. Shakti Kapoor, Paresh Rawal, Viju Khote and Shehzad Khan, who played Crime Master Gogo, Shyam Gopal Bajaj/Ram Gopal Bajaj, Robert and Vinod Bhalla, respectively, would not appear together either. These actors justified their respective roles. It would be tough to imagine any current actor stepping into their shoes.

The Director Would Be Different

In all honesty, Rajkumar Santoshi did a great job keeping a bunch of angry actors together till the film’s production ended. However, he has not been making movies frequently which would mean bringing in a new director. Chances are good that David Dhawan would want to be in on this project. He is one of the best directors when it comes to comedy and is renowned for working with Govinda on a number of projects.

The Main Cast Would Be Current Actors

With Salman, Aamir, Karisma and Raveena out, the modern day Andaz Apna Apna would require a young cast. With David Dhawan as the director, Varun Dhawan might get to play one of the lead roles; Ranveer Singh and Arjun Kapoor might compete for the role, too. Of course, Alia Bhatt would not be far behind either. Ranbir Kapoor or Imran Khan might take up the next actor’s spot with Deepika Padukone closing the auditions with her performance approval.

The Movie Would Tank Because…

The story would be different obviously. It would also include an item number (or two more), which would be one of the primary factors for the movie making good revenue. The modern day screenplay in Bollywood has gone for a toss, when it comes to high budget movies. On the other hand, low budget movies make more sense, but do not earn much. This movie would be a big budget film and suffer the same fate as other movies such as Happy New Year or Kick. They had no material whatsoever, but were in the one hundred crore club. Though movie critics like Taran Adarsh would commend the movie, it would suck genuinely.

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Bollywood Jokes – “There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humour”- Charles Dickens.

There is a popular saying that a day without humour his a day wasted, having a good sense of humour is a gift from god that you can use to defend yourself, in the like manner, humour is your best surviving tool too.

The saddest truth is, there is humour in everything, in the jealous people, the moral police, the vociferous social media enthusiasts, the horn honking busy fella between traffic snarls, in the know-it-all drunk uncle, but we tend to lose sight of them being vehemently engrossed in achieving material pleasure.

But artists and writer derive their inspiration from the small human experiences and observing others and cinema is the art which reflects our regular lives only.

And the comedy movies, so to speak, single out humour from our daily struggles cater them to us in the mode of visual entertainment.

Bollywood Jokes –

“Tum ek bahut badi Daayan ho jo apne aap ko Draupadi se kam nahi samajhti”- Chachi 420

(You are a great witch who considers her to be Draupadi)

“Yeh Baburao ka style hai”- Hera Pheri

(This is how Baburao rolls)

“Raju-“Uthaale!” Baburao: “Jaan Pehchan nahi hai kaise uthau, kamse kam 4-5- kilo kit oh hogi, Raju-“Are apni dhoti uthaale””-Hera Pheri

Raju-lift, Baburao- I don’t even know her, how to lift, she will at least weigh 40-50 kilos, Raju- Lift your Dhoti

“Baburao-“Zyada mach-mach kiya toh raat mei Ramlal ke saath sona padega, Shyam-“Yeh Ramlal kaun hai?”, Baburao-“Gali ka kutta””- Hera Pheri

Baburao-if you speak any longer, I will make you sleep by Ramlal, Shyam-Who is Ramlal? Baburao-The street dog.

“Devi ka Prasad mandir mei milta hai, garage me nahi”- Hera Pheri

You will get the Goddesses’ Prasad from the temple, what are you doing here in the garage?

“Main toh kehta hun aap purush hi nahi hain, mahapurush hain mahapurush!”- Andaz Apna Apna

I believe you are not only a man, you are a Superman!

“Crime Master Gogo naam hai mera, aankhen nikal ke gotiyan khelti hun main.”- Andaz Apna Apna

My name is Crime Master Gogo, I play marbles with your eyeballs.

“Tum ro-oge aur main Hansunga”- Three Idiots

You will cry and I will sneer

“Ek Insaan apne Jeevan kaal mei itne balatkar kaise kar sakta hai”- Three Idiots

This is not humanly possible for a man to commit as many rapes in one lifetime.

“Jahapanah tussi great ho, tohfa qabool karo”- Three Idiots

You are great your highness, accept my gift

“No place for mutra-visarjan in this country”- Three Idiots

Where is one supposed to pee in this country?

“Carom ramwanu, juice peebanu, maja ni life”- Munna Bhai MBBS

I play carom and drink juice, my life is remorseless.

“Do-sau-che type ki sirf haddi hai, todne ke time apun sochte the kya”-Munna Bhai MBBS

There are 206 types of bones in a human body, did we ever think when we broke them?

Bollywood Jokes – These are tear-jerkingly funny and makes us go ROFL again.

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