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10 Reasons Men Give For Masturbating! And They All Sound Too Valid!

10 Reasons Men Give For Masturbating! And They All Sound Too Valid!

Hello Folks,

I am back with yet again an exciting topic to discuss!

Masturbation in Men! Yes, quite thrilling isn’t it? 😉

Well, we all need orgasms and men masturbate to get those obviously, but as we all know that masturbation is an art and needs a lot of practice.

Is it that men are practising it way too much? And why? Let’s find out the reasons.

Here are the 10 top most reasons men give for masturbating every now and then, and you decide whether they sound valid to you or not, I shall give my verdict after I am done jotting down these reasons.

  1. I am going to do it tonight because I haven’t done it in a while. I wonder why?

Well, yeah right! You were busy reading “Confessions of A Dangerous Mind”, that’s why!

  1. I have to do it because I’m not getting laid. So…

Yes, Yes! Girls hate you, so you better love yourself! And moreover, I find this reason good enough because, what else a guy with no skills in bed, can do?

  1. I am meeting a girlfriend. I might get laid! I might not get laid! I just need to get out of my system RIGHT NOW!

Poor guy! Always hopeful of happy times when meeting a woman, but, Alas! Ends up with hands in pants! Well most of the time.

  1. Yesss! Tonight is the night! I am going to get laid! And I have to save the over excitement from ruining it! Let’s get over with the first round!

Coming just at the sight of a woman in bed is too much of an embarrassment, right? And second rounds are always “holding on for longer” types.

  1. Oh I had a great night! I got it with the girl of my dreams, and I have her image so fresh in my mind! Let’s celebrate.

We do understand. Having sex needs to be celebrated, again and again and again!

  1. Nobody is at home, I need to make the best of this chance!

Of course, such golden opportunities are gifted by God for this very reason ONLY!

  1. She doesn’t let me touch her! She is such a tease! I am going to fantasize her.

Favorite movie stars. Ex-girlfriends. Girls they like but who do not like them back. Basically, if the lady in question is unattainable, the least they can do is…help themselves to the image of the lady! What a tribute!

  1. No sleep tonight. Let me get my most favourite sleeping pill.

It’s definitely more effective than counting sheep! And more fun too. We understand that completely.

  1. Hmm. I am bored. Nothing else to do. At least I should make sure the pipes are in working order.

There is no better way to get rid of boredom than this! Moreover, it’s best to utilize the time making sure that the tools are in working order and will rise to the occasion.

  1. I am just randomly horny and I need to do it!

Isn’t this like every day? Every Night? Every hour of the day? You’d be surprised at how common this is. It’s not even like something particularly sexual happened to turn them on. It  is just like breathing, you see! And, well, when that happens, it needs to be taken care of, so bloody well!

Well, well, these are the reasons that I heard form most of them.

To me, they are OH-SO-VALID ones.

What do you say girls? And boys?

 
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