Hypocrites – The world has got a good number of hypocrites that give lectures on being moral and what not! The thing that is horrifies me is that they lecture on being moral, but they do exactly the opposite.
Yes, and these are the ones that are referred to as ‘hypocrites’. I am sure; you all might have come across such buddies at least once. Or what…! Maybe you too are one!!
Maybe and may not me. But how do you get to determine the same? Well, here are set of double standards that are enough to prove you are a hypocrite too. So, fingers crossed ! Check them.
We all are Hypocrites –
1. When someone fails an exam
When I fail the exam
ME: That was really a tough subject.
2. Me as an environmentalist
Don’t litter on roads
But I don’t recycle materials.
3. God! Her suggestions are just so terrible just like her.
When I give a piece of advice to my friend
ME: I suggest you to go for it. And remember you have no other go.
Wait, it isn’t like suggestion. But it seems more like a compulsion. Sorry, but.
4. When a colleague of yours gains weight
ME:(Giggles) Look at her tummy that is pushing forward her pants.
When I gain weight
ME: Hmm, the other day I order for gluten free pizza and they seem to have cheated. I am at NO fault.
5. When you text someone
ME: Except reply within seconds of my message getting delivered.
When someone texts me and I don’t reply
ME:I was too busy at the moment.
Okay, you could have pinged the same at least. Ridiculous!
6. When I wear western outfit
ME: You see this is the running trend that corporate working women like me gotta wear.
When someone else wears the same western outfit
ME: Look – Look! That looks really bad for her! Isn’t it?!
7. When my room has every random wall poster
ME: Look, my room look super cool and trendy isn’t it!!
When my friend got her room themed the Kaleesi way
ME: O girl!! You are such a mess.
8. When I talk about my qualification, talents etc
ME:Look buddy, how talented I am!!
When my friend talks about his talent
ME: Arrgh! Why is he boasting. Huff!!
9. When I am struck in traffic
ME: O god! I am already running late to office. And this car in the front moves so slowly. Why doesn’t the driver understand I am in a hurry?!
When I am in traffic and someone keeps horning
ME: Ok! Let me obstruct his way even more.
10. When I do something to insult my friend
ME: O dear, I was trying to pull your leg.
When my friend does the same thing
ME: You bitch, how dare you insult me!!
This way, we all are Hypocrites – So, what is up with you?! I am sure, by this time you have already started checking up yourself about this. No offence.