Rahul Gandhi Joke Industry Will Never Die!

No one can imagine a better start of the weekend. Just when the the whole world of an internet using, status updating, tweeting Indian started to crumble, came Rahul Gandhi to let him/her flourish on his behalf.

It looked like the joke makig industry will die an untimely death because of Mother Sonia’s decision not to anoint Rahul as Congress’ PM candidate. But Rahul Gandhi sacrificed the best speech of his 43 year old life for keeping the industry alive.

Here are top tweets while and after he delivered his speech:

Rahul Gandhi just finished Elocution. He is very excited.

— Noopur Behen 3D Wali (@LEDtvn) January 17, 2014

 

Rahul Gandhi said Congress is an idea.. Tarun Tejpal said the same for Tehelka.

— Narayanan (@visaraj) January 17, 2014

 

Narendra Modi is a ROLE model. Rahul Gandhi is a LOL model. Kejriwal is a Troll model.

— Sundar Rajan (@csundar86) January 17, 2014

 

So I missed Rahul Gandhi’s speech…and a chance to tweet a joke abt it…. Tchaaa!!!

— Jayant R. Gajria (@jayantgajria) January 17, 2014

 

So how many wishes will Indian Govt grant Rahul Gandhi? Even Aladin’s genie wasn’t as complying #12cylinders

— ashenai (@ashenai) January 17, 2014

 

Rahul Gandhi ji has given you extra LPG cylinders. You can always expect gas from him.

— Rahul Roushan (@rahulroushan) January 17, 2014

 

कांग्रेस एक सोच है – Rahul Gandhi. !! …. चलो कोई तो है जो KRRISH3 के डायलाग इस्तेमाल कर रहा है !!

— ΛηυяΛÄ¡ (@anurag_srkian1) January 17, 2014

 

Rahul gandhi deserves a good chocolate for this speech…..Beta achaa bole tum ye lo toffee.. #AICCMeet

— Shakaal (@ReallyHumourous) January 17, 2014

 

After the heroic speech at Talkatora Garden, Rahul Gandhi directly went to the adjoining Children’s park & took 10 rounds of merry-go-round

— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) January 17, 2014

 

First Rahul Gandhi said Poverty is a state of mind. Now he says Congress is a state of mind. Therefore, Congress = Poverty #AICCMeet

— Transfer Pricing (@ArmsLengthTP) January 17, 2014

 

All India Bald Men Association should object to Rahul Gandhi’s comments.

— Faking News (@fakingnews) January 17, 2014

 

Shri Rahul Gandhi’s formula of women empowerment: Democracy cannot be ruled by one man, but its fine if its run by one WOMAN. #aiccmeet

— YoYo Diggy Singh (@diggyleaks) January 17, 2014

 

If only Rahul Gandhi knew someone in the government. Then he could’ve gotten all his ideas implemented! Alas . . .

— Overrated Outcast (@over_rated) January 17, 2014

 

Rahul Gandhi should start charging for his speeches. He has the potential to be the best standup comedian India has ever produced.

— Aladdin (Ab 3D Mein) (@Alllahdin) January 17, 2014

 

“Two things are infinite: the universe and Rahul Gandhi’s stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” – Albert Einstein

— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) January 17, 2014

 

Yaya. So Rahul Gandhi talked about combs being sold to bald men. He will talk yaar. He is hair apparent.

— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) January 17, 2014

 

@mediacrooks That there are certain people in Congress for whom even a Rs.500/- Cr. make over is not enough! Money down the drain.

— Vasudevan, A. R. (@arvasudevan) January 17, 2014

 

Rahul Gandhi insults Sanjay Jha. Alleges that he gets Combs from BJP and Haircuts from AAP. #AICCMeet #TeaBoyStorm

— Akhil (@akhil21_5) January 17, 2014

 

Watched 2 news channels..one is showing Nirmal Baba samagam & other is Congress samagam #AICCMeet ..hard to tell which is more hilarious.LOL

— Paresh Rawal (@Babu_Bhaiyaa) January 17, 2014

 

Is it just me or someone has had a crate of red bulls before making their speech today?

— Chetan Bhagat (@chetan_bhagat) January 17, 2014

 

The Junior Artiste Supplier did a good job at #AICCMeet today.:)

— Anupam Kher (@AnupamPkher) January 17, 2014

The novelty of Rahul Gandhi’s speech is that irrespective of the situations and people around him, he is consistently stupid. Dentsu has undoubtedly done a good job, but talking about future doesn’t mean that past will not haunt him.