Asking for a verdict on Salman Khan’s marriage. Everyone wants to know whether he is getting married or not. Let’s try and find out whether he should or should not!
The question of the century is: When is Salman Khan getting married?
Well really, why are we so much after this handsome dude’s detention? Let him have a free life yaar. What’s the big deal in this thing called MARRIAGE!
Ok let’s try to modify the question a bit. Let’s try and find out Sallu Bhai’s and his fans’ take on his marriage!
Is marriage his “Kick”?
Is marriage not his “Kick”?
Here we list down 5 pros and 5 cons of Sallu Bhai’s wedding.
5 Pros of Sallu Bhai’s Marriage
1). He will get all the love he has been missing out on and can finally have “Biwi ke Haath ka Khana”!
2). His life gets stability with one woman in his life and he starts to make more romantic movies!
3). He can have a lavish “K Jo style” wedding and be a real life “Dulhe-Raja” that we have been dying to see!
4). The entire world can relish the Big Fat Salman Wedding, which will be an epic to watch!
5). We can even have another blockbuster 100 Crore Club entrant called “Sallu Bhai Ki Shaadi Ho Gayi”!
5 Cons of Sallu Bhai’s Marriage
1). All his female fans would commit suicide listening to the news of his wedding. That would be like a mass drop in Indian Population. (Is this a pro or a con? I am thinking)
2). Bollywood Divas who love to get “healthily” flirted by Salman, will have to eat their hearts out because we are sure Salman will be a one-woman-man and will not serve flirting to anyone once he gets married!
3). He might get too busy in romancing his wife that he forgets to dish out the Sallu style “ Payisa Wasool” cinema to us every year that we eagerly wait for!
4). From the Real “Bhai” of Bollywood, he becomes “Joru ka Ghulam”… !! (errrr.. that’s such a dreadful thought!!)
5). He may find his ultimate “KICK” in marriage, opts for a peaceful (read retired) life and gives up on “KICK-ASS” movie-making!
Now all you die-hard Sallu Bhai fans out there, it’s for you to decide whether he should get married or not! We are waiting for your verdict!