Relationships.

According to you, what is it?

I mean, some call it the bond between two people who love each other while some say that it is just a name that is given to two individuals who wish to spend life together.

Be that as it may, not many people will be able to answer your question if you ask them the meaning or definition of relationships. It’s strange for us where all we are surrounded with are relationships and yet we don’t know its real meaning. Maybe we don’t know it but there are some people who can totally tell us what defines relationships in true manner with the help of relationship quotes.

Let’s check out some of the relationship quotes here:

Relationship quotes –

1. “Each companion represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.”– Anais Nin

2. “A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself — to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being loved. Such a relationship is based upon freedom and can never grow in a jealous heart.”– Leo F. Buscaglia

3. “The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.”– Carl Jung

4. “You don’t develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity.”— Epicurus

5. “Relationships-of all kinds-are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand, the sand remains where it is.” – Kaleel Jamison

6. “We can improve our relationships with others by leaps and bounds if we become encouragers instead of critics.”— Joyce Meyer

7. “A relationship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one” – C.S. Lewis

These are relationship quotes – Different people have different opinions when it comes to relationships and I am sure that you have your own.

Well, the words aren’t enough for you to learn about relationships, you’ve got to feel the essence of it.

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A good laugh never harms, right?

And some famous people know how to make people laugh, even for the most sensitive subjects like love, relationships and sex!

They have the wit and they have the gut to spell out some of the most hilarious relationship quotes on these overrated topics.

Here are 20 best ones that you can keep in your memory bank and use them when the gruesome situation arises.

1. “Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas.” — Dave Attell 😛
2. “Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.” — Groucho Marx (Hope you know what necking is :D)
3. “A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.” — Joan Rivers (Damn right Joan!)
4. “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” —Chris Rock (He nailed it!)
5. “Never marry a man you wouldn’t want to be divorced from.” — Nora Ephron (Way to go Nora!)
6. “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” — Woody Allen (Haaa ha ha I love this one Woody)
7. “Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it’s good, it’s good. When it’s bad, you get it on your shirt.” —Mike Birbiglia ( Mmmm, are you still thinking what he means?)
8. Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? —Groucho Marx ( I don’t, do you? 😛 )
9. “I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.” —Chelsea Handler (It is Chelsea, it is, for sure!)
10. “Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we’re doing, we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They’re very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.” — Jerry Seinfeld
11. “God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.” — Robin Williams (Hell yeah Robin, now we know the truth!)
12. “My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.” — Joan Rivers (Well really?)
13. “What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn’t understand math.” — Mike Birbiglia (You are cleverer Mike, but not cleverer than women)
14. “We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.” —Lily Tomlin (:p 😀 :D)
15. “I remember the first time I had sex. I kept the receipt.” — Groucho Marx Again (He is phenomenal, isn’t he?)
16. “My wife and I were happy for 20 years – then we met.” — Rodney Dangerfield (Story of most :P)
17. “It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.” — Marilyn Monroe (Monroe, we love you. With or without anything on :* :* )
18. “Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.” — Woody Allen (I want mine… the meaningless experience!!)
19. “It’s no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn’t even speak to each other if they met at a party.” —Nick Hornby (This one is smart, mighty smart Nick! You got it there!!)
20. “Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both, don’t you? “Damn I got to get the hell out of here! What was I thinking!” —Dave Attell ( Haaaaahahahahahaahaaaaa I just can’t stop laughing man 😀 :D)

Don’t forget to scribble them on your brain!

And tell us which quote, can you relate to the best?

Got any other good ones to add?

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