We all are aware of our collective hate for the class of professionals whose job is to serve us, but almost everyone is found trying to rule us and walk over us!

Of course we are talking about politicians!

However, don’t let the hate get to your mind and do something stupid with these so called netas like killing them!

Instead, let’s see if there are other ways how to torture them and give them a taste of their own medicine.

In fact our proud BSF and CRPF guys are already practicing such things, even if unintentionally!

And mind you, the result is heart-warming and going to give you such pleasure, which you cannot derive from anything else, ever!

Just yesterday our home minister, Mr. Rajnath Singh visited CRPF facility in Vasant Kunj for a function and lights went out! Imagine his plight that he had to sit in a totally dark room waiting for electricity to be restored. Let’s tell you one thing guys, even with an entire security squadron around a politician, it is going to be a nightmare for him to be in a public place in dark! We wonder how Mr. Singh must have felt in those few minutes! Even if he doesn’t accept it, we are sure those few moments must have brought in front of him his entire life, all the good and bad deeds and since he is a hardened politician, definitely more of bad deeds!

That wasn’t the only event though. Few months back at the same place, Mr. Rajnath Singh was stuck in a lift and the poor man was pulled out from the rooftop of lift after couple of hours!

Guess what, Mr. Singh is the guinea pig for all such wonderful experiments being conducted in the country to learn how we can torture our beloved corrupt politicians without actually harming them. Okay, if their blood pressure moves up and down faster than the speed of light, we are not responsible for that!

There have been other instances where this political class has been brought to its knees.

A prime example is of the stage breaking down at a political rally! There are so many instances like those that it seems as if the entire stage-construction community is exchanging notes on how to prepare bad quality stages and scare the shit out of the neta trying to give his long bhaashan!

Let us think of some more of such weird ideas which does not harm these politicians, but let them know that they are human, at the same level as that of a common man and that if we won’t hurt you, circumstances shall definitely make sure that karma comes to bite you in your ass!

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HELP !!!! We are being ATTACKED by Pakistani ………………………. Kabootars 😛

A few days back the Gujarat Coast Guards caught a Pakistani Intruder, a Pigeon, at the Vadinar Marine.

Apparently the Coast Guard had been tracking this Pigeon for quite a few days and they finally caught it when he stopped at the jetty to have a drink of water.

The Pigeon was carrying a chip in one leg with “Benjing Dual” written on it and a Ring in the other leg with the number “28733”. One word “Rasul-UL-Allah” was written on its wing in Arabic language!!!

Enough to send Alarm Signals flying all across the coast, which reached till the Home Ministry and Rajnath Singh.

Our PM, Modi has ensured that National Security forces were deployed quickly and the Pigeon was taken into custody, though it protested furiously by flapping its wings 😀

If our drunk sources are to be believed, the Pigeon was then thoroughly Strip Searched by the ATS 😛

No wonder Devyani Khobragade plans to take a Morcha against the ATS!!! 😀

While the Jury is still out on what to do with the Pigeon, there have been varied reactions from everyone, if my sources are to be believed (which no one does, not even me 😉

One faction of the Indian Govt has alleged that this is a Pakistani ISI Attack due to the Arabic words while another faction claims that it’s a Chinese Infiltration because “Benjing” sounds a lot of “Beijing” and “Dual” might mean a Double Agent …. hmmmm!!

Subramanian Swamy however, claims that the Pigeon was actually a Viraat Hindu who was first converted into a Christian (hence the ring) and then converted into a Muslim (hence the Arabic words).

The Christian Rights Group has started a big protest against the government demanding why only minority Pigeons are being targeted while all the Pigeons near Siddhivinayak Temple are allowed to roam around freely !!! 😛

MIM Leader Owaisi went and made a fiery speech declaring this act as an open targeting of the Muslims!!!

Across the border, Bilawal Bhutto, has taken a press conference and said “We will get back the Pigeon and We will get back Kashmir too”!!!

While the Press tried hard to not let their cameras fall off while laughing 😀 😀

Smriti Irani has, however, declared that the Arabic Words on the wings were very unpatriotic. She has ordered that all Pigeons who fly in India will be allowed to have only Sanskrit words written on them!!!!

She is also planning to declare one of these days as the National Sanskrit Kabootar Day in all the schools with mandatory optional attendance.

The last I heard, she was debating on whether she should have it on Good Friday or Easter 😛

Yogi Adityanath has demanded custody of the Pigeon as they would like to do its Ghar Wapsi.

No, No!!! He doesn’t want to strip the Pigeon off his Ring and Paint over the Arabic words and declare him a Hindu, He just wants to send the poor Pigeon back home!!! Why don’t you guys ever believe that Yogi Adityanath can do something good huh?? 😛

Disclaimer: This post is not meant to offend the Pigeons, in any manner. We don’t want them shitting on our head every time we walk out 😛 As for others who might be offended …. Section 66a is off, so take a hike 😀

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