Politics in India is a dirty occupation!

Well, for most of us, it is a family business and over past few decades, few outsiders have been able to make their mark in this profession and the only ones to have risen to the top are those whose families are into it for generations. Then, you might ask, what can we learn from it except nepotism and being corrupt?

Everything can teach you something and politics is no different. Indian politicians may be infamous for indulging in corrupt practices and being spineless creatures, but they can still give you a few Management Lessons that can really help you in your career.

Let me share the top 5 Management Lessons:

1) Try Everything

Indian politicians don’t leave any stone unturned in their quest for power and votes. No matter where they have to go, what skills they have to upgrade to or employ, only thing that matters to them is success! Now, their means may be debatable, but the idea to go that extra length for success is undeniably perfect!

2) Equality

Don’t cringe on this! Yes, they are known for favouritism and having biases towards their own near and dear ones, but this is also a place where if they feel the chances of success are diminished by the presence of their loved one, they will either withdraw that person or replace him/her immediately! The bottom line is results matter, performances matter, nothing else should be given priority! Whether those results are delivered by your friend or competitor at job or someone you don’t like working with, it should not come in your way of achieving success for your company!

3) Goal Oriented

Elections happen every 5 years in a normal course of flow and that is the only thought in these politicians mind right after winning one! Every action is keeping in mind the next election and nothing moves them from their goal-oriented approach. Similarly, you should also work according to fixed goals and objectives and everything should revolve around it only. The major differences being, like politicians, don’t employ unfair, wrong and sometime illegal means to reach your objectives!

4) Improvise

One thing that must be applauded about our political class is that they improvise, improve and keep changing on a regular basis. That change might be good or bad in public eye, but they are not fixed on an idea or way of life. Whatever helps them to achieve their goals, they work on it. In the same manner, you got to be flexible in your approach and be open about change! Adopt new strategies, discard old ones, and try new experiments as long as you have your eyes set on your goals.

5) Resources

Nothing is taboo for these guys. Money, power, contacts, relationships, acquaintances and whatever you might think of, is part of their arsenal to meet their objectives. Obviously a lot of their actions are illegal, corrupt and unethical and you don’t have to try them, but otherwise take help from anyone and everyone to meet your targets. Even a peon in your office is a valuable resource if utilised efficiently!

Take the good points of these politicians’ life and let it work in your career growth. Leaving aside the bad part is always in your hands and should not dictate your thought process of totally ignoring the political class. After all, most of them have achieved a stupendous amount of success, love and votes of the common man and they must have done something right to reach there, isn’t it?

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We all are aware of our collective hate for the class of professionals whose job is to serve us, but almost everyone is found trying to rule us and walk over us!

Of course we are talking about politicians!

However, don’t let the hate get to your mind and do something stupid with these so called netas like killing them!

Instead, let’s see if there are other ways how to torture them and give them a taste of their own medicine.

In fact our proud BSF and CRPF guys are already practicing such things, even if unintentionally!

And mind you, the result is heart-warming and going to give you such pleasure, which you cannot derive from anything else, ever!

Just yesterday our home minister, Mr. Rajnath Singh visited CRPF facility in Vasant Kunj for a function and lights went out! Imagine his plight that he had to sit in a totally dark room waiting for electricity to be restored. Let’s tell you one thing guys, even with an entire security squadron around a politician, it is going to be a nightmare for him to be in a public place in dark! We wonder how Mr. Singh must have felt in those few minutes! Even if he doesn’t accept it, we are sure those few moments must have brought in front of him his entire life, all the good and bad deeds and since he is a hardened politician, definitely more of bad deeds!

That wasn’t the only event though. Few months back at the same place, Mr. Rajnath Singh was stuck in a lift and the poor man was pulled out from the rooftop of lift after couple of hours!

Guess what, Mr. Singh is the guinea pig for all such wonderful experiments being conducted in the country to learn how we can torture our beloved corrupt politicians without actually harming them. Okay, if their blood pressure moves up and down faster than the speed of light, we are not responsible for that!

There have been other instances where this political class has been brought to its knees.

A prime example is of the stage breaking down at a political rally! There are so many instances like those that it seems as if the entire stage-construction community is exchanging notes on how to prepare bad quality stages and scare the shit out of the neta trying to give his long bhaashan!

Let us think of some more of such weird ideas which does not harm these politicians, but let them know that they are human, at the same level as that of a common man and that if we won’t hurt you, circumstances shall definitely make sure that karma comes to bite you in your ass!

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