A common man does his best to make a celeb really feel like a celeb and these stupid celebs start doing bhangra on our head!

There are some celebs that break all possible codes of conduct and get on our nerves, so much so that we now sincerely thank the Indian government for launching Mangalyan to Mars!

Even if we don’t find any life there, we can export our hugely dumb yet somehow popular celebs so that beloved Earth becomes a better place to be!

Here are few of them which need to be exported like yesterday:

1) Kamaal R Khan

This fellow has been born with some special characteristics, which give him the license to top any and every list ever made in the country about such irritating celebs! Whether it is his controversial tweets targeting actresses and renowned film-makers or his movie reviews or his worse-than-poison acting in movies, KRK is slowly crossing all limits. If he is not exported, let’s export rest of the population!

2) Karishma Tanna

Okay we get it girl! You’re in love with Upen Patel and you ditched your ex publicly on the nation’s biggest reality show, Bigg Boss, but for how long you going to go on and on about it? It’s like you open the newspapers and it is all about them; their rehearsals for Nach Baliye, getting star treatment on the sets, how they complement each other etc. Enough of this boring love-story! Send them off to Mars so they can populate the dead planet with their love!

3) Anu Malik

Whether as a singer or as a judge or as a guest on some other reality show, Anu Malik tests the collective patience of an entire nation! May be the channels who invite him to be part of the shows want to see how far they can go before the thin line between entertainment and nuisance can be blurred! Anu Malik isn’t actively producing music these days; how about sending him to Mars and ask him to create music for rocks there? Music gives life you know; who knows Anu brings the planet to life!

4) Chetan Bhagat

Even as most of the literates were trying to come out of the coma induced after reading his books, he hits us again with his judgments on a dance reality show! Talking about being fake or not doing what one’s heart says, he is now really getting on our nerves! Yes, we badly wanted him to stop writing books, but never thought he will devise a novel way to torture us! Please send him to Mars immediately to avoid mass suicides on Earth!

5) Arnab Goswami

Let me quickly finish saying what I have to say before Mr. Non-stop-talking-and-even-interrupting-machine takes over! This guy is cracking our heads for almost 5-6years now with no respite in sight! The only benefit of his screaming and shouting are felt by hearing aid companies whose business has soared thanks to ear drums getting exploded while watching Newshour Live with Arnab! Let him carry out some explosions on Mars to see what lies beneath the red planet! Send him now, please please please!!!!

These are just a few of torturing souls, but even if at least these are sent, we can live a few more years, peacefully!

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We love reality shows!

Whether it is the baap of all, Bigg Boss or the routine song and dance reality shows which give a platform to the immense talent in our country from kids to adults, from girls to women, from singles to couples, as an audience we love watching them month after month, season after season.

No doubt, these shows are a welcome break from the teary soaps ruling the roost and help a complete family to spend evenings together, not to mention inspiring the coming generation to have new dreams and believe in them.

Given such a huge potential which these reality shows carry within, it becomes their responsibility as well to make sure that a right kind of message goes out to the audience. Right from the contestants’ selection, the production value, the honesty of the competition to the fair and transparent judgment of the acts, it is absolutely necessary that the highest possible standards are maintained.

Chetan Bhagat

That is why it is shocking to know that Nach Baliye, a dance reality show produced by Ekta Kapoor for Star Plus, is in talks with Chetan Bhagat to be one of the judges! There is no doubt about the calibre of Chetan as a writer, but to think of him as a dance show judge? That’s actually crazy!! As a celebrity he can definitely attract eyeballs given his massive fan following, but is he trained and skilled enough to judge professional dancers? There have been host of celebrity judges on various shows, but they have all been either masters of their craft or they have judged shows which required objective opinions about the acts. For example, if Kirron Kher judged India’s Got Talent, it was not about any one particular talent, but talent in general based on certain pre-decided benchmarks and parameters.

Similarly, if Shilpa Shetty or Madhuri Dixit is made to judge a dance show, they are definitely qualified to do that given their long history of being associated with the art form and having proven their mettle.

What does Chetan Bhagat have to do with dancing except sitting on the fence and just passing remarks?

This is actually commercialization of a franchise without applying mind to it. Yes, TV shows are made to entertain and earn money as well, but then don’t lower the standards to earn a quick buck! The contestants may not be hard-core professionals and their career also may not be in the line of fire based on their performances in the show, but what kind of a message will the show give out?

The youth that watches such shows need to hear an expert comment on dance performance instead of some writer’s views who might just judge the act on his vague opinion!

Really hope that better sense prevails and the production house along with the channel finalize an expert celebrity rather than just a celebrity!

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Your favourite channel Star Plus, currently the number one GEC channel in the country, is all set to test your patience!

Oh no, all you men out there don’t start thinking that another over the top melodramatic saas-bahu saga is going to unfold. These kinds of shows are the part of the staple diet of entertainment in our country. Rather, this time it is something which will torture the entire families, unless you have a big heart to watch all kinds of stupid irritating behaviours and still have a laugh about it!

We are talking about the dance reality show, Nach Baliye season 7 soon to be aired on the channel. Going by the past trends, there shouldn’t be anything controversial about it, but the latest update is, hold your breath, Kamaal R Khan a.k.a. KRK has been signed on as a contestant!!!!

Can you believe it?

Kamaal Khan in Nach Baliye on Star Plus

Yes, of course it is better than having him as a judge, but KRK as a dance contestant?

The whole world is aware of what kind of a controversial figure KRK is and the type of nonsense comes out of his mouth, actually double the amount of carbon dioxide he emits to pollute the environment. He can’t dance is also very well documented and the show might even reiterate the fact, but why to torture the innocent public just to prove a point? Except the fact that sometimes when KRK talks absolute crack a few of us get a hearty laughter doesn’t mean that he should be forced upon the innocent audience who just wants to enjoy a good reality dance show with some amazing dancers and good looking people. Yeah, KRK is hideous with his colourful please-notice-me-I’m-also-a-celebrity kind of clothes making him literally an eyesore!

KRK in Nach Baliye on Star Plus

We love Star Plus and most of the shows are entertaining for the audiences, but then as the fans of the channel people have rights to express their opinion about the kind of entertainment being fed to them just to garner some TRP’s. In this case, the fact is there is no dearth of celebrities, especially controversial celebrities, who can raise the TRP’s more with their statements than their dancing skills. However, none can match the garbage which KRK brings along whether it is talking about Dhanush’s debut film Raanjhana and talking about his skin colour or objectifying women in a disgraceful manner via his tweets!

We wonder which actress has agreed to become her partner for the show as he proudly claims that she is a famous one! May be the girl was hallucinating when she said to yes to him!

Hope we all are able to bear this torture and maintain our sanities!

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