There was sanity for a while but Yo Yo Honey Singh is back with another song filled with insane lyrics.

Obviously the subject is a girl and her lifestyle.

Don’t be surprised if you happen to bump on me grooving crazily to his latest track ‘Birthday Bash’ from the movie ‘Dilliwaali Zaalim Girlfriend’.

No I am not a hypocrite. Like me, many of his critics might strongly disagree with his opinions but would still get caught to his tracks.

This is one factor about him that has helped him sustain in this industry despite his crappy numbers. He packages it well. The lyrics are hopelessly depressing and offensive to all women but do we really care when we want to let our minds free and just groove to the tracks?

This is going to be a disco anthem or even a wedding anthem soon in our country. Actually I won’t even be surprised if this track is played during our idol visarjans.

When we are in a party mood we groove to any song. Many people don’t even know what ‘Apdi Pode’ or ‘Naka Muka’ mean but these songs are a hit. Similarly people dance to the songs of Honey Singh not for the lyrics but mostly for the peppy music.

Sadly Honey Singh has mistaken this as public agreeing to his lyrics. This encourages him to compose and promote negative thoughts that portray women in a certain light and tend to generate a general point of view about them.

The problem with such tracks is that many guys actually believe what Honey Singh raps.

As the entire media is praising his new track let us look at the wonderful lyrics:

Baby Baby Baby…Baby Ka Hain Birthday Bash

Daddy Daddy Daddy…Daddy Se Churaake

Goa Jaake Karti Aish

I don’t even want to imagine the plight of lyricists like Prasoon Joshi if he happens to hear these kinds of compositions.

By the way the lyricist of this latest track of Honey Singh is Alfaaz. Clearly he is also one of the many guys hammered with anti-women thoughts.

Honey Singh points about the traits of girls who party.

Well there may be girls who steal but don’t guys steal from their parents?

Oh yes if Honey Singh is reading this post then Mr. Yo Yo FYI even the mother in the household can be the financial aspect of the family. So it isn’t necessary to steal from ‘Daddy’ alone. ‘Mommys’ earn too.

According to Honey Singh and Alfaaz and every guy who have weird perceptions about girls, a woman of top strata either has to be dependent on her father or her boyfriend. Yes he does make it clear at the start that she is just 20yrs old but if guys can start earning at an early age then even girls can. But an independent girl earning at an early age is an alien behavior to Honey Singh and his lyricist.

No matter if the lady is 20yrs or even 40yrs old, according to the Desi Singh can’t be independent to buy her branded products.

He raps about the girl celebrating her birthday four times a year and demands expensive gifts from guys. Of course guys in his compositions are helpless and brainless and are exploited by women.

They don’t have the sensibility to spend carefully and it is the girl’s fault. How? Hey because if a girl is demanding Gucci products how can you not adhere to her wish? Where is chivalry gone?

Ironically a man who blatantly criticizes women uses chivalry as a tool to defend his emotional side.

Clearly his emotional side might be a ‘Devdas’ story-line and he is on a trip to Mars.

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Why would anyone want to celebrate Mahashivratri in this era? What relevance does it have?

Why would anyone want to know what is written in Shivpuran about Brahmaji’s failed show of a clever mind? Isn’t it?

What matters is managing to wake up in the morning, working for the whole day and sleeping like an infant seeming to show that he cares about nothing in this world. After all, ignorance is bliss and life’s real fun is being ignorant and indifferent to everything happening around!

Whenever we witness a bad incident in front of us, what is the need to go and help the injured or even report the matter to the police and call an ambulance? We are better off without getting involved in the police and hospital issues!

It also seems easier and convenient to blame the government for the garbage dumps in our surroundings, the problem of street lights, let alone bigger scams of corruption and violence in the nation. After all, the government rules us so it is the system that is to blame, not us who are just living by their rules. Or is it?

Well, Shivratri is one such occasion where people claim to attain knowledge and salvation by praying to Lord Shiva and fast the entire day. If one day is allocated to attaining enlightenment about the universe, then I wonder why not all the 365 days of a year are good enough for such noble motives? Married women too fast and pray for the long life of their husband and to enjoy marital bliss while some unmarried ladies too willingly keep this fast to get an ideal husband like Shiva.

Shiv Parvati

While ascetics take holy dips and smoke marijuana in the name of Lord Shiva, people generally offer fresh flowers and glasses full of water and milk on Shivling. Drinking ‘bhaang’ is also a common practice on this day especially seen among people in Varanasi, Mathura, Patna and certain other places.

I wonder where do the milk, fruits, water, honey and curd that are offered to the Lingam disappear? Probably they mix with the sewage pipes and underground disposal areas! But is there even a need to think of those poor children who crave for food and sleep on the streets? Guess not. We have enough money to buy milk and fruits to waste but why spend even 10 rupees for a needy child on the street?

Keeping in mind the modern era, I wish Munshi Premchand, popularly known as ‘the emperor of the hindi novels’, would have been alive. He might have written something based on Shivratri’s relevance in the modern context that could have made people understand the real essence behind celebrating and observing this day.

Munshi Premchand

Premchand is the person behind ‘Godan’ who explained the world what could benefit the society, made people understand the significance of having faith in self in ‘Gaban’ and emphasized on the political and social meanings hidden in the novel, ‘Shatranj Ke Khiladi’.

If he could be of so much significance to the society he belonged, think what he could have done in today’s era. If not making people focus on the underlying meanings of tradition, religious rituals and the like, his novels could at least have made people pay some heed to why the beliefs, rituals and ceremonies regarding religious festivals such as Mahashivratri still exist. We would have been in a better position to understand and explain our future generations the value behind such religious ceremonies.

However, things are not so smooth and straight today. We have people who can mould situations and traditions to mean something else!

Just imagine if all these rituals, religious ceremonies and motives of celebrating Mahashivratri become a part of a rap song by none other than respected Yo Yo Honey Singh! Instead of ‘Chaar Bottle Vodka’, he might be seen singing something like ‘Chaar Bottle Bhaang Ka, Shiv Ji Ke Naam Ka’! (*winks*)

Yo Yo Honey Singh

Just hoping against hope that everything turns out well today in temples and other religious institutions of the country and no nuisance is created on the streets or any other place, especially as ‘bhaang’ and marijuana are seen on the rise in several places today.

After all, all is well that ends well! Jai Bholenath!

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