For many people, education is two different things – one is the ‘general studies’ we all loathe (at least the lazy ones amongst us really do!) and the other is the real-world edification we receive in day-to-day life – things we learn as we do.

A successful and happy life is perhaps a perfect blend of both.

No person can go ahead in life if he focuses only on bookish knowledge or all-out philanthropies! You need to know how to mix the two in order to go ahead in life without giving a damn about people who hurt you.

Proper education with an open-minded attitude is what will take you a long way…

Here are 10 Hilarious Quotes by famous personalities that will tell you how education helps you become better and wise and inspire you to take education (bookish and real-world) seriously:

• “Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad” – Miles Kington

• “Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.” – Maimonides

• “It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.”–Aristotle

• “Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.” – B. F. Skinner

• “I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.” – Winston Churchill

• “A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.” – Bruce Lee

• “The philosophy of the school room in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next.” – Abraham Lincoln

• “He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger.” – Confucius

• “College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.”– Elbert Hubbard

• “The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows.” – Sydney J. Harris

For most youth, bookish knowledge is a ‘curse’, later do they realize that without basic education, you can go ahead in life only until a certain milestone. Sometimes, credible data needs to be backed-up with philanthropy to make a mark.

Our advice is, take education seriously. Your mummy and daddy did so and fed you thanks to that! It is now time to grow up and take steady aim at your life’s goal/s. Don’t fret! Study hard, without studies money does not come in! If it does, you are probably a silver-spoon-in-the-mouth offspring of some honcho, but don’t forget, it is your daddy who pays the bills, not you.

Take some inspiration from these quotes and become a go-getter!

Life does not give you opportunities, you grab them when you can!

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A good laugh never harms, right?

And some famous people know how to make people laugh, even for the most sensitive subjects like love, relationships and sex!

They have the wit and they have the gut to spell out some of the most hilarious relationship quotes on these overrated topics.

Here are 20 best ones that you can keep in your memory bank and use them when the gruesome situation arises.

1. “Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas.” — Dave Attell 😛
2. “Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.” — Groucho Marx (Hope you know what necking is :D)
3. “A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.” — Joan Rivers (Damn right Joan!)
4. “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” —Chris Rock (He nailed it!)
5. “Never marry a man you wouldn’t want to be divorced from.” — Nora Ephron (Way to go Nora!)
6. “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” — Woody Allen (Haaa ha ha I love this one Woody)
7. “Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it’s good, it’s good. When it’s bad, you get it on your shirt.” —Mike Birbiglia ( Mmmm, are you still thinking what he means?)
8. Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? —Groucho Marx ( I don’t, do you? 😛 )
9. “I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.” —Chelsea Handler (It is Chelsea, it is, for sure!)
10. “Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we’re doing, we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They’re very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.” — Jerry Seinfeld
11. “God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.” — Robin Williams (Hell yeah Robin, now we know the truth!)
12. “My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.” — Joan Rivers (Well really?)
13. “What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn’t understand math.” — Mike Birbiglia (You are cleverer Mike, but not cleverer than women)
14. “We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.” —Lily Tomlin (:p 😀 :D)
15. “I remember the first time I had sex. I kept the receipt.” — Groucho Marx Again (He is phenomenal, isn’t he?)
16. “My wife and I were happy for 20 years – then we met.” — Rodney Dangerfield (Story of most :P)
17. “It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.” — Marilyn Monroe (Monroe, we love you. With or without anything on :* :* )
18. “Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.” — Woody Allen (I want mine… the meaningless experience!!)
19. “It’s no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn’t even speak to each other if they met at a party.” —Nick Hornby (This one is smart, mighty smart Nick! You got it there!!)
20. “Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both, don’t you? “Damn I got to get the hell out of here! What was I thinking!” —Dave Attell ( Haaaaahahahahahaahaaaaa I just can’t stop laughing man 😀 :D)

Don’t forget to scribble them on your brain!

And tell us which quote, can you relate to the best?

Got any other good ones to add?

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