Responses To Annoying Questions – There are two kinds of people –
- One who thinks that being single is a crime.
- Second one who thinks that being single is the BESTTTTT thing ever.
At times, the second ones cross path with the first ones. So (second ones) when you tell them that you’re single, they blow up with questions like “What, are you kidding me?” “Hell no, that’s not possible.” “Why are the heck are you still single?” “Do you want me to set you up with somebody?” In clear words, some people sadly cannot digest the FACT that you’re happily single. So whenever you meet these “FRIENDS” again, they always asks “So, are you committed now?”
They just don’t understand that being single doesn’t mean being unhappy.
Whether we want to commit or not is our own personal choice, agree? Something that some people will never understand. But hey, I know it gets annoying. So the next time, they come up and ask you this question, do not smile & end it. You know what, just give them a badass answer so that they know you’re clearly annoyed by the same question again & again.
- I’M DATING MYSELF
In some way, we are dating ourselves. Just tell your annoying person, that you’re happily dating the angel within you. It’s okay if the person laughs. Do it in a cold way. Tell ‘em and sip a drink with an attitude.
- I’M HAPPPPYYYY
Say it in a loud voice. In the end, it’s all about happiness, right? Tell your friend, that you’re as happy as she/he is in a relationship. So dating is not really bothering you at this moment.
- MY CAREER IS IMPORTANT
Let your friend know that you’re totally into career right now. Career is important and it deserves your attention totally. So toss the topic of career & let ‘em chill down.
- HOW’S YOUR RELATIONSHIP GOING?
If you know something about their relationship, be a badass and say, “Oh I heard your relationship is weak at this moment. Why so unhappy? If you’re lucky, the opposite person will end the topic immediately.
- MAYBE MY RIGHT PERSON IS ON THE WAY
Right person is important, right? *wink* Tell your friend, “Oh I’m happy that you found a right person.” “I hope it’s exactly the one you saw in your dreams.” *burns* Sip a drink & say “My right one is coming.”
- THE ONES I MET IN THE PAST COULDN’T HANDLE ME
Yes, you can make this up to shut them up.
- I DON’T NEED ANYONE
Do I look like I need anyone? Oh C’mon, give me a break. I don’t need anyone. Plus, it’s all about falling in love. You don’t need to find anyone. I’m happy.
- THERE’S A LOT TO ENJOY BEING SINGLE
Tell them “Oh it’s sad that your happy single days ended pretty soon” Mine are yet remaining, so… BOOM.
- I WILL CALL YOU IN MY ARRANGE MARRIAGE
This one is just perfect. Before they tell you “I’ll FIND you one.” Stop them and say “My parents are looking for a good human.”
Responses To Annoying Questions – Be happy.