Yes, we are talking about choosing wine over men, and rightly so! Here are five yummy reasons why sipping a glass of wine is way better than coping with guys.
Dear ladies, time to rejoice! The secret is out in the open and we are loving it. Yes, we are talking about choosing wine over men, and rightly so! Here are five yummy reasons why sipping a glass of wine is way better than coping with guys. Read on:
Wine will never get possessive:
You can try red today, white tomorrow and rose the day after. Wine will not mind you having so many options to play around with. It will not get possessive. It will let you live. Take that, men!
Wine gets better with age:
The older the wine, the sexier it is. This is definitely not the case with men. The older they get, the crankier they are. Doesn’t it make more sense to kick back with bubbly than fight over petty issues with men? You bet it is.
Wine will never patronize you:
Ha! Imagine a glass of wine patronizing you for something. Can’t imagine? Because it doesn’t happen. Men, on the other hand….well. When will they learn the difference between chivalry and patronization? Never.
Wine works even when you’re PMS-ing:
Your guy can get super annoying during THAT dreaded phase of your life. But wine will act as a soothing, enjoyable and satisfying companion. Dear lord, Bring us a glass already.
Wine doesn’t care if you’re fat:
It’s only purpose in life is to amuse you. It doesn’t give a damn if you’re fat or weird. While men make a big issue out of such non-issues. Trust us, a glass of white will boost your morale.
A good bottle of wine is easy to find:
It’s so much easier to go looking for a good bottle of wine than men. And if it happens to smell bad or taste funny, you can always send it back.
You can enjoy as many glasses as you want:
Mix and match or down an entire bottle, wine is not going to judge you. You can have it today, tomorrow or every frigging day and as many as you want. The best part? You wouldn’t be called a w**** or a s***.
If you’re finished before the wine, you can have another:
If you’re done, have another glass. You don’t have to wait around. Unlike with men…if you know what we mean.
Wine will wait while you’re getting ready:
Your glass of wine will never make faces or hurry you up while you’re getting ready. It will wait for you. Reason enough to choose wine over men, eh?
Wine will always be there for you:
Whether it’s after a tiring day at work or during the middle of the night. Whether you want to bawl your eyes out or gossip till the world ends, it will be there for you. Patiently listening.
Girls, are you ready to let go of men for wine? Tell us in the comments section below!