5 ROFL Reasons That Could Stop The Maxwell Storm

He has taken this year’s IPL by storm with a couple of brutal knocks, yesterday’s 38 ball- 90 against the CSK being one of them.

He has taken this year’s IPL by storm with a couple of brutal knocks, yesterday’s 38 ball- 90 against the CSK being one of them. After spending a season in the Mumbai line-up last year, the KXIP wasted no time in bringing getting the flashy all-rounder on board and look what he has brought to the plate. Maxwell has become a key player for the Punjab side and with the likes of Virender Sehwag, George Bailey and Miller in the side; their batting packs a power punch.

Aussie Maxwell is now the holder of the IPL Orange cap with 435 runs from seven games this season and sits on top of the table with CSK’s Dwayne Smith coming in second with 339 runs.

Now that the Maxwell has taken over, are there any ways to stop this Oz juggernaut?

Well, we found out some funny reasons that could stop him from taking over yet another blitzkrieg. Here they are:

Let Preity Zinta do a Bollywood movie


Even though her movie ‘Ishkq in Paris’ doomed at the Bollywood box-office, Preity still remains one of industry’s top actress. But the part-owner of the Kings XI Punjab has been ever-present at their matches, cheering on the team to do well. Seeing the bubbly actress in the stands must be fuelling on the Aussie to play well on the pitch. Instead, we suggest someone should sign Preity as one of their film’s leading actress and that could be one way of stopping the Maxwell blitz!

Use SLEDGE-hammer!


The one point that differentiates the Aussies from the rest of the cricketing players is that the former are well versed at sledging! Yes, Maxwell has done it in the past as well (most notably against the Sri Lankans in the 2013). So if one is to stop the Maxwell juggernaut, simply tell him – you Aussies are as lazy like the Koala bears!

Give him Indian Spicy food


Two things that the firangs would hate about India at this time of the year – spicy food and the hot weather. Combine them two and voila, Maxwell will be spending more time at the nature’s call rather than on the pitches.

Make him listen to Himesh bhai’s songs


Heard those atrocious lyrics of ‘Ice cream’ from Himesh Reshammiya’s latest ‘The Xpose’? Well, the opposition could benefit from it by letting Maxwell hear those. One does not know Maxwell’s mental state after hearing the song.

Let Poonam Pandey strip for Maxi


If the above reasons were not enough, our ‘strip queen’ Poonam Pandey can come in handy. The Nasha actress can keep the Aussie all-rounder busy (you know what we mean).

Glenn Maxwell might be the toast of the town at the moment for the Kings XI Punjab side but the former is on the target of every opposition. The likes of Dale Steyn and Lasith Malinga have failed to do so and hence WE found out some ‘easier’ ways to send the Aussie back to the pavilion.

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