In which we force ourselves to list out conditions and watch an Uday Chopra starer!
You know, we have a soft corner for losers. So, when we realized that it was Uday Chopra’s birthday today, we decided to watch his movies notwithstanding how bad they are, but only if…
He does a movie where he undergoes plastic surgery
He lets us watch Dhoom series by not being a part of it
He stops committing fashion crimes
He stops dating dumb women and spare us from his not-so-hot beach pictures
He stops making Hayabusa look terrible by riding it
