10 Things You Would Be Shocked To Find In Your Girlfriends Room!

A big congratulations to you!

Yes, I am talking to all men here.

You are in a long term loving relationship. Your girl is your bestest friend, your confidant, your cheering partner and the love of your life! Bravo! Claps!

But, do you know that, no matter how close your girl is to you, she would definitely be hiding a few things from you. Most likely, some of her possessions.

Sometimes, the possessions are from precarious behaviours, sometimes of sheer situations and sometimes simply from personal nuisance, but trust me, if you happen to find them, you would be shocked like hell!

If you’re curious, then get ready for 10 things you’d be shell-shocked to find in your girlfriends room!

1. An Empty or Loaded Pack of Condom Brand That You Do Not Use!

Do I need to say why you would be shocked?

2. A Real Gun Under Her Mattress!

I am praying it is never for you.

3. A Cockroach!

You really thought your girlfriend was a cleanliness freak, don’t you?

4. Lesbian Porn CDs!

What the hell are we dealing with here?

5. An Invoice From Private Investigation Service!

This time around, the chances are, you were acting fishy and she is on the task already.

6. A Racy Outfit She Never Wore For You!

Who is she entertaining with it then?

7. A Bundle of Crumpled 100 Bills!

It’s time to cross question her about her profession and late night girly trips.

8. A Credit Card Bill Statement!

Yes this can shock you, if the statement is neither yours nor hers! Some binging going on there, on whose card?

9. A Positive Pregnancy Test Strip!

With this, you should be having 2 definite thoughts 1) I hope it’s mine. 2) I hope it’s not mine.

10. An Application To Join Al Qayeda (I Am Serious)

You never know who can turn a rebel and when! Please mind your actions at all times dude!

There you go! This is the list you can go through again, and make sure you don’t find items from this list in your love girl’s room. If you actually do, do not come asking for an advice. I wouldn’t have one for you.

Good luck!