#Alternate Profession For Politicians: A Funny Story On A Serious Note

Various surveys are showing BJP sweeping the elections with more than 300 Lok Sabha seats in its bag. With this, the crowning of Narendra Modi is almost certain. The desperation that is seeping deep inside his opponents and critics is making them run like headless chickens.

In addition to that, many secrets are being revealed, day by day, through various government insiders like Sanjaya Baru and PC Parakh who gave quite sketchy details of their experience with the UPA government.

Twitter, it seems, has sensed their desperation and a few gentle hearted tweeples are helping politicians find alternate profession for them. These may sound funny but have hint of reality in them.

Have a look:

Ashutosh – scooter puncture shop #AlternateProfessionForPoliticians

— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) April 15, 2014

 

Mulayam Singh Yadav – Chief of the Communication Staff at NASA for decoding encrypted Alien messages #AlternateProfessionForPoliticians

— Mulayam Singh Yadav (@AapGhumaKeLeyLo) April 15, 2014

 

Sharad Pawar ~ As ‘Mukesh’ in Tobacco Advertisement. #AlternateProfessionForPoliticians

— HATHWALA THAKUR (@HathwalaThakur) April 15, 2014

 

Rahul Gandhi – The kid who doesn’t drink Complan in Complan ad #AlternateProfessionForPoliticians

— Vani Chauhan (@vanitweeting) April 15, 2014

 

Ravi Shankar Prasad – News anchor at News hour #AlternateProfessionForPoliticians

— बाबा-Paronomasiac (@Philosophers_C) April 15, 2014

 

Navjot Singh Sindhu – The Laughing Buddha #AlternateProfessionForPoliticians @Ra_Bies

— unwillingly (@wittyist) April 15, 2014

 

Kejriwal : Mandir ka Ghanta. #AlternateProfessionForPoliticians @Ra_Bies

— LazyKachua (@LazyKachua) April 15, 2014

 

Sonia Gandhi- Actress in the movie ‘Hindustaniyat ki Kasam’ #AlternateProfessionForPoliticians

— Whatsinaname (@Unilitre) April 15, 2014

 

J Jayalalitha : Saree Model. #AlternateProfessionForPoliticians

— Anand D. (@ananddetroja) April 15, 2014

 

Hajam Khan ‘d Barber’ ~ Azam Khan #AlternateProfessionForPoliticians

— Sir Arnab Goswami (@KyaYaarKuchBi) April 15, 2014

 

Kapil Sibal : Peter Pettigrew’s alterego #AlternateProfessionForPoliticians

— Swapnil Gupta (@gswapnilg) April 15, 2014

 

@Ra_Bies Rajeev Shukla – Body double of Shrek #AlternateProfessionForPoliticians

— Mad (@MadAtma) April 15, 2014

 

#AlternateProfessionForPoliticians Digvijaya Singh-Gate Keeper (Bhow Bhow)

— BBC (@BabaBakChod) April 15, 2014

 

We think that these tweeples must be awarded for doing such a noble work. We invite you to take part in the work of humanity and suggest more names with alternate professions for them. Give way to humanity!