There was a horde of tiny-winy human babies waiting to take birth and reach the planet earth eager to have a life, when one of them, in utter hurry, went running, hit the door and fell down. God held his hand, help him get up and said, “I can’t be everywhere to save you! You ought to maintain the discipline. Make sure you don’t break the QUEUE!”
And ever since that time, poor devastated human has been trapped in queues!
If you are a human and happen to be reading this, I can bet that you must have been a part of some or all (if you have been ruthlessly unlucky enough) of the queues that will follow.
1). You have been in the queue even before you were born! Your mom stood there! A queue to give birth!
2). Once you were born, your parents stood in the queue to get you vaccinated! A queue for a healthy life!
3). Then you grew up and started walking, you needed education! Your parents stood up! A Queue for School Admission!
4). You learn to stand for yourself (In the queue). Your parents ceased to be the victims of queues for you! A Queue for College Admission!
5). By now, we have settled in the queues! They are so much like A HOME! Why love be deprived of a Queue? Let’s find some in there only! A queue for dating!
6). And now that you are dating, you need to deck-up! A queue for Beauty Parlour!
7). the college is over, LOVE LIFE is over! Queues ARE NOT! A Queue to get a Job!
8). You got the job? Yes? BRAVO!! You will be going to work every day! Now stand here! A queue for Metro Train!
9). Hmmmm you HATE METRO QUEUES, NO PROBLEMS! We have something DIFFERENT for you! A “Drag Me to Hell” bus queue! So what if it is the Hell-Dragger! All queues are!
10). Education Over! Job Hunting Over! Time to Get Married! Get in the Queue! This one is to GET MARRIED! Rakhi Sawant Queue! Eh????
11). And they are in the Queue too!
12). Talking about queues, In the DEVELOPED NATIONS like ours we have all kind of queues! A queue for basics! FOOD AND WATER!
13). And so is in the NATIONS loaded with the entire WORLD”S money! A QUEUE for BASICS again! FOOD!
14). Now this is TOO MUCH! Utterly cruel to make someone stand in a queue for a coffee!! That too behind people who find “Standing in a Queue”, a RECREATIONAL ACTIVITY!
15). Well guys, time to GET HOMY in a QUEUE! With all the BAG and BAGGAGE! Lie Down! Sleep There! Stay there! Live there! Be Happy There! IN THE QUEUE!
16). Or ELSE, EAT This!
17). Lips Sealed here! Waiting to SEE THIS QUEUE!
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