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Indian Political League: These 8 Teams Will Bowl You Over Politically!

With the cricket’s own Indian Premier League coming to a close, the game saw Kolkata Knight Riders crowned as champions of the IPL season 7 defeating the Kings XI Punjab in the final. On the other hand, the Indian politics too, is on familiar grounds. BJP emerged victorious in the recently held elections as they overpowered the Congress. Narendra Modi was crowned as the Prime Minister and thus entered a new era into Indian Political system. But if WE could just twist our brains a bit and told you that our politicians could have made teams as in the (IPL) Indian Political League. Well, here’s giving you the Indian Political League and their skippers who could lead them out in front. Take a look:

Modi Indians
Skipper: Narendra Modi
Well, there’s a replacement for the Mumbai Indians! We give you the ‘Modi Indians’ led by none other than ‘Shree Narendra Modi’. The dynamic team could give a run for their money to any team with star player ‘Modiji’. Other players include, Amit Shah and Rajnath Singh who could prove a handful back-up in the middle. The ‘Modi Indians’ are owned by the Ambanis and Adani Group.

Kejriwal Strikedevils
Skipper: Arvind Kejriwal
This Delhi-based side is guided by the charismatic leader Arvind Kejriwal who has the tendency to ‘strike’ into the hearts of the opposition. Kejriwal’s side has been backed by the Congress and their star players happen to be Yogendra Yadav, Sanjay Singh and Mayank Gandhi. Even though the exit of icon player, Shazia Ilmi, the ‘Kejriwal Strikedevils’ continue to be a defiant side.

Mamata Bengal Tigers
Skipper: Mamata Banerjee
They might be the worst travellers but the ‘Mamata Bengal Tigers’ are a strong side on their home turf. Mamata’s secret weapon is her own tenacity that wears down the opposition slowly and swiftly. Partly owned by the Red Chillies Entertainment, Mamata’s Bengal Tigers are keenly looking forward to add the likes of Shahrukh Khan and Sourav Ganguly in their ranks.

Rahul Diaper Kings
Skipper: Rahul Gandhi
Don’t go by the name here as Rahul Gandhi has promised ‘full on’ entertainment for its fans. Led under his rightful supervision, Rahul Gandhi has been coached by his mother Sonia Gandhi who is also a part owner of this team. This team includes the likes of Priyanka Gandhi-Vadhra and Robert Vadhra who have emerged as the future stars for this team.

Sonia Silent Singh’s
Skipper: Sonia Gandhi
Another team that has a ‘strong’ base in the Indian Political League are the Sonia’s Silent Singh’s. Besides captain Sonia Gandhi in the ranks, the team is also dependable on its MVP – Manmohan Singh. Other notable players in the team are P. Chidambaram, Kapil Sibal and Shashi Tharoor. This side is in co-ownership with the Congress as well as the Swiss Banks.

Advani Rath Riders
Skipper: LK Advani
Age is just a number for this team of veterans the ‘Advani Rath Riders’ enters into the foray of the Indian Political League. Captain LK Advani will be looking upto his star players – Murli Manohar Joshi and Atal Bihari Vajpayee in taking this team forward. Sushma Swaraj too makes the cut into the side, with the reins of vice-captaincy being handed over to her. Advani Rath Riders have been owned by the Old Age Charity Homes.

Jaya Tamilian Super Kings
Skipper: Jayalalithaa
This team has a strong base in the south especially Tamil Nadu. Led by the benevolent and passionate, Jayalalithaa, the ‘Jaya Tamilian Super Kings’ are one of the major contenders in the Indian Political League. Sources close to Jaya told us that, the ownership reins have been handed over to superstar Rajinikanth.

Mulayam Royal Chalangers
Skipper: Mulayam Singh Yadav
This Uttar Pradesh-based side has the tendency to attack from the word ‘go’. Mulayam Singh Yadav and his merry men will be ensuring the IPL title comes into their hands. Akhilesh Yadav is an icon player for this team. The Mulayam Royal Chalangers is owned by the Left Parties as well as the Sahara Group.

The above teams are all set and raring to go head-to-head in the Indian Political League. Head of the IPL, Pranab Mukherjee will ensure that the league remains ‘corruption free’ as we await these 8 exciting teams have a go at each other.

Tejas Rane

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