Categories: Humour

10 Ways To Annoy Fellow-pissers At The Urinal

Annoying someone while they take a piss seems impolite and it is a personal insult, but hey, it is fun and you can do it.

Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara is a movie that featured one such urinal pranks where Hrithik Roshan, Farhan Akhtar and Abhay Deol scare a stranger at a public urinal.

If you feel determined, you can pull off one such prank and with luck on your side, escape a beating, too.

Here is a list of different things you can do to other people as they take a leak at the urinal –

Firstly, find a urinal that is right beside the person you wish to pull the prank on, even if other urinals are empty. It is one of the first tricks to annoy a person.

 

Peeping is another common prank that crosses any person’s mind when they think about wacky stuff to do to someone at the urinal. If that thought has crossed your mind, make them uncomfortable by doing it.

 

If you get no sadistic satisfaction just by peeking, point your finger at their crotch and laugh your heart out. This could get you beaten, but it’s the risk you’re gonna have to take.

 

Another trick to irritate a person is to commend them and clap when you hear their piss hit the urinal.

 

In case your ‘job’ is done, walk up to the mirror and yell curses….for no reason at all.

 

While urinating, give out a loud sigh of relief that goes “aaaahhhhh!”

 

Play a porn movie on your phone with full volume.

 

Pretend talking to someone on the phone and in response to the hypothetical conversation, say, “I’m in the toilet. Yes, there’s some random a*****e taking a piss beside me”. This will make them SO mad.

 

Pull off your pants and sit on the urinal instead of doing it the original way.

 

Piss everywhere except the urinal.

Sridhar Krishnan

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