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6 Kinds Of People You Will Meet Inside A Men’s Toilet

The men’s toilet is an interesting place to witness classic behaviours of the male specie. You might be wondering where I am going with this.

Toilet is somewhere you relieve yourself, wash your hands and get out. However, there are times when you come across individuals who spend extended durations or cause nuisance to others present in the toilet at the said moment.

Here I highlight the people you meet in a mens toilet –

 

The Heroes / Romeos

Admiring themselves in front of the mirror

Once they are done with their ‘business’, this lot usually walks towards the washbasin and stands their admiring themselves in the mirror. They do not give up their space for a couple of minutes (minimum). You will also see them splash water on their hair and comb it using their fingers until they get the style right.

The Splashers

Create a water mess on the toilet floor

These individuals are responsible for the water mess that you usually see on the toilet floor. Either they do not carry handkerchiefs / towel or just see it as blatant ignorance to not dry their wet hands.

The Hummingbirds

Singing in the toilet

I categorise these individuals as hummingbirds, as you will always find them humming a tune or two from the time they enter the toilet till they leave. If you decide to leave behind them, I am sure you will still notice them humming up until they disappear from your sight.

The Gamers

Play games on mobile phone in the toilet

I have seen men playing games while urinating and have still not come to terms with as to how such multitasking is possible. Don’t you have to focus on the more important ‘task at hand’ (pun intended)?

The Group

Always visit the toilet as a group

Have you ever noticed, while minding your business, a group walking in the toilet joking, creating nuisance and whatnot? It is quite interesting to notice how four to five persons get the urge to pee at the same time.

The Businessmen

All business deals are concluded toilet

This batch of pissers is another multitasking one and something that I can’t quite comprehend with. They are also interesting fellows, for they somehow manage to strike a deal with their clients while taking a leak. Somebody said it true – the best ideas occur while using the toilet.

The Peekers

They peek on to your side while you urinate

The title speaks for itself.

While you urinate, the person standing next to you will peep on to your side.

Yes, it can get very annoying.

Sridhar Krishnan

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