Bollywood is definitely a world of entertainment filled with songs, item numbers and the list goes on.
In our Bollywood industry dialogues have their own language.
The iconic ones are registered in history and some are so extremely famous that they are a part of our conversations as well.
But Bollywood has offered some hilarious and senseless dialogues from the movies too.
Yes, let’s take a look at the dialogues that sounds stupid and funny at the same time.
(Chashme Badoor)
Translation – (If you come wearing a white saree and a red bindi, than swear on my mom you’ll look like an ambulance)
What? Really? Thank god there’s no sound mentioned here to make it more senseless.
Translation – (Those who eat grams, don’t fart that of almonds)
Okay, now this one is totally pointless. It seems Khatron ke Khiladi Champ has got some smelling powers.
Translation – (The amount of blood in your body will be less than the pee Ravi kumar does at one time)
Huh? How is Himesh Reshmiya so sure about the quantity? This dialogue is just meaningless.
Translation – (Don’t fear come near, put the scooter of my youth in third gear)
This is gibberish. What scooter is he even talking about?
Translation – (I’m one of them who can kill a fish by sinking it in water)
No doubt, this sounds absolutely foolish.
Translation – (If you tend to show any attitude, than your daughter is unmarried mother forever)
We must admit, He definitely took a lot of Himmat for such nonsense.
Translation – (By obtaining you my chest has widened more…My chest has become a blouse)
No offence, par Bachchan kuch jyada hi bol Gaya.
Translation – (I will make so many holes in you…That you will be confused from where to breathe and from where to fart)
No doubt it is one of the stupid Bollywood Movie dialogues. This might be hilarious but is entirely brainless.
9. Ayesha- Tumhara haath toh itch Guard ointment jaisa hai!
Vatsal- Lagta hai muje ab poora ka poora Itch guard ban Jana hoga.
Translation: Ayesha: Your hand is just like itch Guard ointment!
Vatsal: It seems that I have to become Itch Guard cream.
It seems Dialogue writer was paid peanuts that’s why such lines!
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