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Save Your Poop, Make A Fortune

“People are full of shit”. No, I am not angry or venting my frustration on the humankind, but speaking in generic sense. Here me out and you know how beneficial this information would be to you.

You dreamed of getting rich, but the barriers that stand in the way always stopped you. Not anymore.

Two words – human waste.

Human faeces is a source of rich minerals including gold and silver

Human faeces is a source of rich minerals including gold and silver

Yes, that is your source to look for gold …and other pieces of metal that are considered worth millions.

Besides being ideal as fertilizer and a resource for generating electricity, human faeces actually contain a variety of metals, including silver and gold. A deep search can also help in locating palladium, an element Tony Stark used in his miniature arc reactor that kept him alive. (Just like Tony, you could be a billionaire, playboy and philanthropist.)

Tony Stark uses palladium keeping shrapnel from reaching his heart

Tony Stark uses palladium keeping shrapnel from reaching his heart

Many people talk about life being full of struggles and whatnot. Their perception would massively change once they realise the potential their excrement carries.

There’s no hard work involved in it, but the act does require a lot of pushing on instances of stomach-churning.

Researchers at U.S. Geological Survey (USGS) presented their findings at a meet recently. It described human faeces running beneath the numerous Rocky Mountain towns where precious metals were found in abundance.

U.S. Geological Survey (USGS) logo

U.S. Geological Survey (USGS) logo

The scientists are using a special chemical known as leachates, which can extract metals from rocks.

To think of it, one cannot exactly evaluate the millions that we are flushing on everyday basis. Nevertheless, if this news is anything to go by, we are wasting a lot of minerals and obviously a rich fortune.

Now that this report is out in the open, what would you do to preserve your poop? Let is us know more about your views on the topic.

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